Your unlikely travel guides invite you to pack your backpack, your passport, and your paper lunch baggie, so that we can steal them all while you sleep. And metaphorically sell them back to you at a flea market! Yes, our show is a little like that.

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LITERATURE OF INSENSITIVITY
* Today's feature: "Old Mother Earth and Her Family"
* Year: 1930
* Pages: 261
* References to Darkies, Negroids, Mongoloids, etc: lots

STORIES OF MISPRONUNCIATION
* Yoga Exorcises [sic]
* Dictator not fond of domestic pets; Wikileaks hilarity ensues
* Global tax protests continue, using venomous snakes
* Landlord harassment continues, using poisonous scorpions
* Darth Vader fights government corruption
* Madlib: Chinese farmer digs up...
* Russians love Jessica Rabbit; collagen
* Thermal pants — solution to global warming?
* Nicest burglar ever: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I'll leave now"

GUESS THE COUNTRY
* Toy Poodles as Police Dogs
* No Googling!