THE FINAL BROADCAST
WHAT IF?
December 14, 2011 10:00pm
In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Bob Marc the Mission Martian Hipster explore the masturbatory ramifications of things that did not happen.
What if Jimi Hendrix was still alive? Would we be now listening to his Duos album with Céline Dion and Matchbox 20 while waiting for our dental hygienist appointment?
What if Al Gore had won the 2000 Presidential Election? Oh wait, he did. But indulge us anyway. Would we be making vacation plans for Kabul Disneyland and driving around the block over and over in our algae-powered Hummers just because we can since an era of hitherto unknown prosperity had been ushered upon us since we figured out how to stop global warming by using the excess heat to power giant servers distributing 24-7 funny cat video programming?
What if the people who ask you for money in Wikipedia were less ugly? Would we feel worse about not donating a red cent?
What if Leonidas and his 300 had surrendered at the Thermopylae? Would we never have the opportunity to sit in a crowded Castro movie theater as hundreds of gay men cat call sweaty, muscled, attractive buff dudes in sandals and spears?
These and many other pointless questions argued enthusiastically. Call 415-875-9051 to weigh in.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: What if Radio Valencia only ran meaningful radio shows hosted by reasonable people who knew what the hell they were doing?
What if Jimi Hendrix was still alive? Would we be now listening to his Duos album with Céline Dion and Matchbox 20 while waiting for our dental hygienist appointment?
What if Al Gore had won the 2000 Presidential Election? Oh wait, he did. But indulge us anyway. Would we be making vacation plans for Kabul Disneyland and driving around the block over and over in our algae-powered Hummers just because we can since an era of hitherto unknown prosperity had been ushered upon us since we figured out how to stop global warming by using the excess heat to power giant servers distributing 24-7 funny cat video programming?
What if the people who ask you for money in Wikipedia were less ugly? Would we feel worse about not donating a red cent?
What if Leonidas and his 300 had surrendered at the Thermopylae? Would we never have the opportunity to sit in a crowded Castro movie theater as hundreds of gay men cat call sweaty, muscled, attractive buff dudes in sandals and spears?
These and many other pointless questions argued enthusiastically. Call 415-875-9051 to weigh in.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: What if Radio Valencia only ran meaningful radio shows hosted by reasonable people who knew what the hell they were doing?
