It's a new year, but before you get your hopes up, remember 2012 is also the FINAL year. Yes, according to the Mayans, the Romulans and the Cedar Rapids Iowa Elks Lodge Chapter 666, the end of the world is nigh. Speaking of predictions, this, the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, has a few predictions of its own. Listen in as hosts DOCTOR FIASCO, KAREN CARPENTER and the Mission Martian Hipster BOB-MARC predict the past, present and future. Any carnival prognosticator can predict the future but only NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND can give the listener predictions in 3-D, a multi-dimensional experience transcending time and space.

Be thrilled by KAREN CARPENTER'S past prediction that station manager and tea pot despot JOHN HELL had named this show more entertaining than a colonoscopy.

Wonder and be awed as DOCTOR FIASCO predicts that KAREN CARPENTER presently has no clue how to operate the Radio Valencia studio equipment.

Hold on to your hats as BOB-MARC sees into the future to predict that Chuck Norris will become the Republican Presidential nominee and will choose Victoria Jackson as his VP. BOB-MARC predict that Chuck's campaign slogan will be " Vote for me or I'll kick your ass" and his first as act president will be to challenge Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to a no holds barred death cage match of predictable stereotypical humor.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is also thrilled to bring you special guest NICK ARNOLD WEIDINGER, Expert Futurologist, with his amazing insights into the future and explains why we will never have our own jet packs.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Radio only a mother could love.