Old Man Zimmerman from Minnesota once said, "You don't need a weatherman to know which cloud to yell at!". We here at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND yell at all of them... and there lies the problem. No clouds. No clouds means no rain... and no rain means California is just Nevada with way too many congressmen. You see, normally this time of year, a butterfly sneezes in Brazil and Dr. Fiasco burrows into the mud for a long winter nap. Instead, Fiasco is awake and restless, causing the neighborhood watch to freak out.


For their FINAL BROADCAST, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc, the brilliant talent of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND have partnered with J'Accuseweather to do something about it.

J'Accuseweather not only gives forecasts, but also lays the blame. Catastrophic floods in Thailand? ... too much lube in the sewers. Daffodils blooming in January? ... gay fertilizer. Bears wandering the aisles of Safeway instead of hibernating? ... gay fertilizer plus the Folsom Street Fair. Listen in tonight and like the Republican Party, we'll find someone to blame about the weather... probably the gays.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Drowning in a Desert of Denial