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THE FINAL BROADCAST
It's a borg9 Birthday!
January 25, 2012 10:00pm

 

Nose Hair Lint Gland
It's a borg9 Birthday!
"What do you feel like doing tonight?"
"I don't know, Ange. What do you feel like doing?"

... why not join Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and KrOB as they celebrate the first 95 years of The Perfect One, Dear Leader, The Great borg9 !!! ALL HAIL borg9 !!!

What is this, you're scratching your head, but not ironically, and not because your wool cap itches? Come on, even the most jaded Mission hipster should know these characters:

Butcher Marty Piletti in "Marty", Sgt. "Fatso" Judson in "From Here to Eternity", journalist Harry Booth on "The Black Hole", King Ragnar in "The Vikings", Trucker Cobb in "The Flight of the Phoenix", General Worden in "The Dirty Dozen", defector spy Boris Vaslov in "Ice Station Zebra", Detective Lieutenant Mike Rogo in "The Poseidon Adventure," Jonathan Corbis in "The Devil's Rain", railroad dick Shack in "Emperor of the North", Cabbie in "Escape from New York", Dutch Engstrom in "The Wild Bunch", Coley Trimble in "Bad Day at Black Rock";

... and these are considered his chick flicks.

What about Army aviator Dominic Santini in "Airwolf", Lt. Commander Quinton McHale in "McHale's Navy", or Mermaid Man on "SpongeBob SquarePants"?

Still don't know who NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is honoring tonight on their FINAL BROADCAST? May a thousand tiny golden anvils rain down upon your head.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: We're going to smash you punks.


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