In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob Marc and Dr. Fiasco unleash a torrent of feelings in the First Mexican Telenovela Made in Brazil and Spoken in English. Written by the All-Star team of screenwriters Ronin Martini and Ana Pands based in São Paulo, Brazil, whose credits do not include CITY OF GOD, CENTRAL STATION and RETURN OF THE BASTARD PART 2: DNA IS A BITCH, it will you send you into a maelstrom of emotions, a waterfall of tears, a hurricane of love, a tsunami of revenge, all of ineptly read with lots of reverb.

Gonzalo Gutierrez Rodriguez Gomez Lopez de Sanchez y Sargento Garcia is the heir of a rich Mexican family, the holders of the monopoly of Furbitos, the popular Central American electronic pet. Much to the chagrin of his family, Gonzalo is in love with Remedios, the daughter of a poor Acapulco fisherman, a man whose only claim to fame in life was to have been an extra in Elvis' movie.


Until one day...


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: I'm your real mother!!!!