THE FINAL BROADCAST
VALENTINE'S DAY DAMAGE ASSESSMENT
February 15, 2012 10:00pm
It's the day after Valentine's, do you have a love hangover? This week on THE FINAL BROADCAST OF NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Dr. Fiasco share tales of bad love, and love songs gone bad. With their combined experience of 2 1/4 actual intimate encounters, they know that all is fair in love and war and that the winner takes all (half in California). Bedside assistance guaranteed with these other confusing love phrases:
... do you give love a bad name? (Hitler? Gingrich?)
... if you love something, let it go. (and if it returns, call the police)
... love ain't for keeping. (its for florists and de Beers)
... love stinks (i.e. santorum)
... you've got to hide your love away. (perhaps in the West Oakland Bart Station men's room)
Listening to this show will make you raise your fist against the heavens and cry out "I will survive!".
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Proud of our Walk of Shame.
... do you give love a bad name? (Hitler? Gingrich?)
... if you love something, let it go. (and if it returns, call the police)
... love ain't for keeping. (its for florists and de Beers)
... love stinks (i.e. santorum)
... you've got to hide your love away. (perhaps in the West Oakland Bart Station men's room)
Listening to this show will make you raise your fist against the heavens and cry out "I will survive!".
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Proud of our Walk of Shame.
