In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and DJ Geekfreak examine the life and times of Bob Madigan, Detroit's Gift to Punk and recently departed San Francisco resident. We will remember the time when Bob pulled a gun on Phil Spector, barfed on Johnny Rotten, cheated on Scrabble with Klaus Fluoride, took a dump on GG Allin and realized every punk teenager's ultimate fantasy by ripping off Wendy O. William's electrical tape.

In short, Bob was Bob. And that's that.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Too soon.