The sluts of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND are squealing with joy at the announcement that Radio Valencia has signed Rush Limbaugh! Finally freed from thinking for themselves like college girls (college girls...get real!), Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco anxiously await Rush Limbaugh's expertise in Negros, ob/gyn, homos and the NFL. Dr. Limbaugh will also expound often on his new home base, San Sodom Frisco & Gomorrah, and will personally stalk, capture, slay and consume a Mission hipster during each show. Bon appetit!

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(THIS JUST IN: We regret to inform you that Puzzling Evidence and KrOB will be playing the role of the Brazilian Asstronaut for tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LIMBAUGH GLAND)