Can the Republican Party force all American citizens to listen to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND every Wednesday? They did it in the Europe and ended up with Silvio Berlusconi, the Eurovision Contest and three toothbrushes to be shared by all of the UK. Should earphones be surgically implanted at birth? Do deaf people hate America?

These and other questions argued ineptly but with great confidence by legal experts Karen Carpenter, Bob Marc and Dr. Fiasco in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND in a final showdown of argumentative verbiage. Everyone is talking about anything else.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Get the Government Out of My Government Program!