Ramon was born in Nicaragua, Mexico. One day, Ramon saddled up his trusty burro Cervantes and whispered love songs of his native land in his long years until Cervantes decided to move. And together they rode across the desert and over the mountains until they reached a new country where Ramon established himself as the owner and operator of California's cheapest marina for semi-derelict boats.


Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to hear Karen Carpenter, Bob Marc, and Dr. Fiasco listen transfixed as Ramon, the Rusted Chassis Onassis expounds on Greek Bonds, sentimental advice and why everything that has "marine" in its name costs three times as much.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: "Every decision you make prunes the Tree of Life. Do it carefully and thoughtfully so most of the yard waste falls in your neighbor's backyard".