Strange as it may seem, Karen Carpenter and Bob-Marc live in San Francisco homes they own... but then again they are a highly skilled and over-paid building contractor and a male Martian Mission stripper, respectively. Dr. Fiasco, Mrs. Dr. Fiasco and the imminent Ms. Dr. Fiasco Jr. live in a typical Mission Modern rental apartment... 412 sq.ft. of family bliss wrapped in pink tile, drywall counter tops, iron security gates, pillows soaked with tears and a closet.... so everyone is experts on rentals. Join the radio crew this week, along with their guest SF Building Inspector Ron Whay and SPECIAL GUEST DJ GEEK FREAK, the only Scotsman known to own a tooth brush, as the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND explores what goes into an apartment unit to rationalize the rent crime.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Pulling a permit right now.


Chatroom History
April 18, 2012 10:00pm - 12:30am

Vj pussycat: I'm in Dallas (10:07pm)
Curmudge: Me too (10:12pm)
Vj pussycat: We're going to the grassy knoll (10:13pm)
Curmudge: $795 / 3br - GREAT 3 bd TWO STORY Duplex in Burleson w/ garage (10:19pm)
Curmudge: $775 / 2br - All This In One Great Home! (Northeast Dallas) (10:20pm)
Curmudge: $685 / 2br - 929ft² - 2 Bed / 2 Bath, $99 1st mo. rent! $100 deposit! (McKinney ) (10:21pm)
Vj pussycat: Burleson?! (10:24pm)
Curmudge: Burleson (10:24pm)
Vj pussycat: Are you a licensed agent? (10:26pm)
Vj pussycat: Skipped the knoll. Driving to Austin now (10:29pm)
Curmudge: No...these are from Craigslist (10:29pm)
Vj pussycat: See my pix (10:29pm)
Curmudge: I know that ball! (10:29pm)
Vj pussycat: Oh thx. I'm not looking but I did see a nice house for $299 in Knox/Henderson (10:30pm)
Curmudge: I work very near there (10:31pm)
Curmudge: Merkin!!! (10:31pm)
Vj pussycat: Yea but that giant bldg where the Jesus freaks used to wait for us while judas priest was playing is gone (10:31pm)
Vj pussycat: Really? I'll be back in Dallas on Monday. What to do? (10:32pm)
Curmudge: Who is Dusty Balls? (10:32pm)
Curmudge: I work at Good Records on Lower Greenville..after 2...stop by (10:32pm)
Curmudge: 10 minutes (10:33pm)
Vj pussycat: Oh I've been there I think. How long has it been there? (10:33pm)
Curmudge: 7 years in that location (10:33pm)
Curmudge: Good Latimer before that (10:33pm)
Vj pussycat: Is Bill's still around? (10:33pm)
Vj pussycat: Ah good latimer. (10:34pm)
Curmudge: Yes...he moved though...near Gilleys..and it is still a mess,and smoke filled (10:34pm)
Vj pussycat: Ahaha! (10:34pm)
Vj pussycat: Where now? (10:35pm)
Vj pussycat: Gilleys? (10:35pm)
Vj pussycat: Thought that was way the fuck out there (10:35pm)
Curmudge: Not sure of the address...but down by Paladium Ballroom (10:35pm)
Curmudge: Just south of 30 (10:36pm)
Vj pussycat: Oh yea (10:36pm)
Curmudge: 1317 South Lamar Street (10:36pm)
Vj pussycat: Wish I could go to Brian Jonestown massacre at the Granada but I'll be in Austin (10:37pm)
Curmudge: The new album is good (10:37pm)
Curmudge: Is there a show going on? (10:37pm)
Vj pussycat: Yes. Sunday I think (10:38pm)
Curmudge: No...I mean right now...here (10:38pm)
Vj pussycat: I want to hear it. Hey Dr. F! You got the new BJM record? (10:39pm)
Curmudge: Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman were at our store last night...she played for like an hour,and he sang too (10:39pm)
Vj pussycat: Cool. I don't know. I just left but drove by Granada earlier and saw sign (10:40pm)
Curmudge: We have about twelve bands playing Saturday for Record Store Day (10:40pm)
Curmudge: I worked at Granda for a minute or two a few years ago (10:41pm)
Curmudge: Granada (10:41pm)
Vj pussycat: Aw shitty timing! I'll be in Austin still. Actually driftwood for old settlers festival (10:42pm)
Curmudge: Well..stop by Monday if you get a chance,we are about a mile south of Granada...just south of the Taco Cabana (10:42pm)
Vj pussycat: It looks good. A friend said they're booking good shows there. I was surprised to see BJM on the marquee (10:43pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...it is a nice old theatre (10:43pm)
Curmudge: I have seen some good shows there (10:43pm)
Vj pussycat: I'll try. I'll be riding in with my dad. He's in the picture I posted before the downtown pix (10:44pm)
Curmudge: He looks crazy (10:44pm)
Vj pussycat: I don't recall seeing anything there but it would've been a long time ago (10:44pm)
Curmudge: good crazy (10:45pm)
Vj pussycat: Ahaha! We all are. Look at us! (10:45pm)
Curmudge: Porn is good money (10:46pm)
Vj pussycat: But he lives near the record store sort of (10:46pm)
Vj pussycat: On Travis (10:46pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...if you go down henderson to ross,turn left,then left on Greenville we are right there (10:49pm)
Curmudge: You on the I-35? (10:50pm)
Curmudge: divided by 3 (10:51pm)
Curmudge: multiplied by 7 (10:51pm)
Curmudge: then subtracted from 12 (10:51pm)
Vj pussycat: Oh cool. I'll see what I can do. Yep i35. Nice and quiet but NHLG keeps dropping out (10:52pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...they are a bunch of drop outs ... (10:52pm)
Curmudge: They flood? (10:53pm)
Curmudge: Fuscia (10:53pm)
Curmudge: Foosha (10:54pm)
Curmudge: Fewshaw (10:54pm)
Vj pussycat: Discos I typed discos and it wrote discos (10:54pm)
Vj pussycat: Discos (10:54pm)
Curmudge: Discos? (10:55pm)
Vj pussycat: No fuscia (10:55pm)
Vj pussycat: If I type discos it writes discos (10:55pm)
Curmudge: You can make bongs out of pvc tubing (10:55pm)
Vj pussycat: Lost them again (10:56pm)
Vj pussycat: You can make bongs out of just about anything (10:56pm)
Curmudge: True (10:57pm)
Vj pussycat: But don't recommend shampoo bottles (10:57pm)
Vj pussycat: Tastes like soap (10:57pm)
Vj pussycat: Solar panels (10:59pm)
Vj pussycat: Terrorists use them (10:59pm)
Vj pussycat: My fb picture (11:00pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...that plant just cloed down (11:00pm)
Curmudge: closed (11:00pm)
Vj pussycat: I'm in a Toyota (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I'm in a house (11:02pm)
Vj pussycat: Do terrorists drive houses? (11:03pm)
Curmudge: They use them for sleeper cells (11:03pm)
Vj pussycat: There's an app for that (11:04pm)
Vj pussycat: In Hillsboro now. Carl's corner (11:06pm)
Curmudge: Ah...yeaH (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: Mmm whataburger (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: My radio Valencia app broke (11:13pm)
vj pussycat: Waco 32 (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: JFK (11:15pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Hey Pussycat (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: Hey doctor. How's stuff? (11:20pm)
Curmudge: Hey Tiger (11:20pm)
Karen Carpenter: hey anyone (11:20pm)
Karen Carpenter: 420? HEINEKEN! (11:20pm)
Vj pussycat: I missed the show last week. I was (11:24pm)
Vj pussycat: I missed your show last week because I was at the firehose show (11:24pm)
Karen Carpenter: that was bob-marc's excuse (11:26pm)
Vj pussycat: It was good. Did he tell you? (11:26pm)
Karen Carpenter: I hate that guy (11:27pm)
Vj pussycat: Hey we could have NHLG listening party in Dallas next week (11:28pm)
Vj pussycat: Which one (11:28pm)
Curmudge: We could....maybe... (11:32pm)
Curmudge: That guy (11:32pm)
Curmudge: Thumper ...they never fix anything...false advertising (11:32pm)
Vj pussycat: Oh yea that guy. (11:33pm)
Vj pussycat: Yea the final broadcast listening party in Dallas (11:34pm)
Vj pussycat: But where? Oh shit I'll be stuck in Forney (11:35pm)
Curmudge: I actually live in Irving (11:35pm)
Vj pussycat: No wait that's Thursday (11:35pm)
Vj pussycat: Irving?! Six flags (11:36pm)
Vj pussycat: You commute for a record store? (11:36pm)
Curmudge: That is Arlington (11:36pm)
Curmudge: It is only a 15-20 minute drive (11:37pm)
Vj pussycat: Oh yea (11:37pm)
Vj pussycat: Oh without traffic (11:37pm)
Vj pussycat: WACO (11:37pm)
Curmudge: Well...we close at 11pm...so yeah (11:37pm)
Vj pussycat: DAVID KORESH (11:37pm)
Curmudge: FBI (11:37pm)
Vj pussycat: branch Dravidians (11:38pm)
Vj pussycat: No r (11:38pm)
Curmudge: Branch Klamidians (11:39pm)
Vj pussycat: :) (11:39pm)
Vj pussycat: Luby's (11:39pm)
Vj pussycat: Hang in there baby (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: Mmm vomit (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: Dallas. No McKinney (11:43pm)
Vj pussycat: Different time zone (11:48pm)
Curmudge: 2am Dallas time (11:49pm)
Curmudge: Flip this apartment (11:50pm)
juan rapido: 420, brah (11:50pm)
Curmudge: Shake and Bake (11:50pm)
juan rapido: what's 418? (11:52pm)
juan rapido: 420 minus two fingers in the ass (11:52pm)
juan rapido: pacalolo (11:52pm)
Vj pussycat: fIREHOSE was great (11:54pm)
Curmudge: I saw the Minutemen at the On Broadway once (11:54pm)
Vj pussycat: Fresno. Whatever (11:54pm)
Vj pussycat: What was on the Fresno poster Bob Marc? (11:54pm)
Curmudge: Brazilian Merkin wax (11:55pm)
Vj pussycat: I saw the minutemen at woodshock (11:55pm)
Curmudge: I loved SF in the early 80s...punk shows galore (11:55pm)
Vj pussycat: No who was on the Fresno poster? (11:56pm)
Vj pussycat: Woodshock was in dripping springs tx (11:56pm)
Vj pussycat: I was in Dallas in early 80s. Saw dead Kennedy's in front of city hall (11:57pm)
Curmudge: I remember that show (11:57pm)
Curmudge: No...never mind... (11:58pm)
Vj pussycat: Really? Oh (11:58pm)
Curmudge: Moscone Center (11:58pm)
Curmudge: SF (11:58pm)
Curmudge: Doh (11:58pm)
Vj pussycat: And I saw butthole surfers at VFW hall on cole ave (11:58pm)
Curmudge: Only been in Texas about 11 years (11:58pm)
Curmudge: I have never been to Burning Man (11:59pm)
Vj pussycat: I left about 21 years ago (11:59pm)
Curmudge: Texas is very forward thinking and progressive (11:59pm)
Vj pussycat: I have. This would be 17th year if I had a ticket (11:59pm)
Vj pussycat: You went from ca to tx? (12:00am)
Vj pussycat: Texas is weird (12:01am)
Curmudge: Yes (12:01am)
Vj pussycat: Aw NHLG is over :( (12:01am)
Curmudge: And I have been to burning man..went from 94 to 2000.... (12:02am)
Vj pussycat: I went from ca to tx back to ca (12:02am)
Curmudge: Worked for DPW last few years there (12:02am)
Curmudge: Founded Radio Free Burning Man with John Hell (12:03am)
Vj pussycat: Ok Dow (12:03am)
Vj pussycat: Dpw (12:03am)
Vj pussycat: And then you moved to Irving? (12:03am)
Curmudge: Anyhow....I need a hot steamy shower now. (12:03am)
Curmudge: Yes...but lived in Mendocino County before that (12:04am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: I got logged out (12:04am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: I like my new log in name (12:05am)
Curmudge: Ha (12:05am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Interesting radio record store Dpw dude (12:05am)
Curmudge: No...I need a shower because of 12 hour work day and sore muscles (12:05am)
Curmudge: Hope to see you in person soon (12:06am)
Curmudge: Good Night! (12:06am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Slingin records (12:06am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Good night have fun on record store day (12:06am)
Curmudge: I want it to be over...it is a beating,we do a months worth of business in 12 hours (12:07am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: I'll try (12:07am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: $$$$ (12:07am)
Curmudge: Yep...money...Texa$ (12:08am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Whataburger (12:10am)
Curmudge: I like Whataburger... (12:11am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Who doesn't? (12:12am)
Curmudge: One of the few places open 24 hours in Texas (12:12am)
Curmudge: Walmart and Whataburger (12:12am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Yes I love 24 hrs. What about waffle house or the metro (12:12am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Temple tx (12:13am)
Curmudge: Oh my...Waffle House...true white trash cuisine (12:14am)
Curmudge: Ok...signing off for real now (12:14am)
Curmudge: gnite (12:14am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Ok me too (12:14am)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: Later curmudge (12:15am)
Curmudge: Buh Bye (12:15am)
oij9hoi9: GV's an accent queen these days. What's he reading? (12:26am)
storytellers: neil gaiman (12:28am)
storytellers: some short story or other (12:29am)