Business. It's how money is made, even though your parents told you that money is made when the Chief Jerk of Halliburton and the VP of Bullshit of Goldman Sachs like each other so much they have a "special hug" and out comes a Collateralized Debt Obligation. Nonsense. In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Lackadaisical Karen Carpenter, Inept Bob Marc and Ne'er-do-well Dr. Fiasco are all business as they analyze the quarterly earnings of their FAVORITE FICTITIOUS COMPANIES, including:


Me Love You Long Time Assisted Senior Living

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Catholic School and Day Care

Victory at Sea Clam Chowder Hut

Nobody Fucks With The Jesus Church of Latter Day Saints

Mulch World

Dubya's Bowling Shoe Rentals

Bob Mould University

100% Unironic, Grammatically Correct and Fastidiously Spelled Japanese T-Shirts

Jihad A-Go-Go Bar & Grill

Teeth Must Be Brushed in Counterclockwise Motion Before Cunnilingus Swiss Sex Club & Dungeon of Pleasure

Frankenstein Jones' Discount Exotic Dancers Bureau

El Cabrón Stereo Deals

Corleone Law Partners

Curious George Institute of Technology

Doghouse McGee Fine Art

Phantomas Chiropractor

Earth Bliss Pork Products

40 Acres and a Mule Adventure Tours


AND MUCH MORE!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Crying all the way to the bank.


Chatroom History
April 25, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: MONEY! (10:06pm)
Curmudge: Art Carney? (10:12pm)
mother of vj pussycat: hey y'all (10:14pm)
Father of All Waters: It's all Ill, Eagle. (10:15pm)
France: You make us all ashamed, Pierre Goldy (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Now that American Idol is over for the night, I can listen to Nose Hair Lint Gland! (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: One would think that in our wonderful world of modern technology, that there would be no buzz. (10:20pm)
mother of vj pussycat: why is our picture upside down? (10:22pm)
The World: Why are we upside down? (10:23pm)
Yes NHLG Is dirty: vj pussycat (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: They may be pink, but their money is green. (10:23pm)
The World: This Show IS buzzkill... (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: That's my mother! (10:24pm)
The World: cares. (10:24pm)
mother of vj pussycat: yea that was me with vj pussycat upsidedown (10:25pm)
mother of vj pussycat: we love you long time (10:25pm)
The World: No shit, GI tract. (10:25pm)
Mother of the Martian: Turn my son up. (10:26pm)
Curmudge: Dead (10:26pm)
Curmudge: My boss has Aerosmith tattood on his ass (10:27pm)
Curmudge: HoloPac (10:27pm)
Mother of the Martian: RIMPAC 201`2 (10:28pm)
Father of All Martiens: Turn The Martian Up. (10:28pm)
Sting: Play some my music! (10:29pm)
Paul Revere and The Raiders: Us, Too! (10:29pm)
Curmudge: Shut up Sting,You are nothing without the Police (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: So true! (10:31pm)
Karen Carpenter: Play my music, also!!!! (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: superstar (10:32pm)
DEB: You stole our name!!!!! (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Hal wants us all to read his articles and click on the ads. (10:32pm)
Great Leader: Point away, puny 'mercans!! (10:32pm)
Great Leader: Dr Hal sells out... (10:33pm)
The Who: and he's covered in beans on the cover! (10:33pm)
Ordinary Little Martian: Turn up Cadet Martian! (10:35pm)
Ordinary Little Martian: forwarns that there will be 90 more mins of this.... (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhhhh Bob Mark. (10:35pm)
Heroin: You give drugs a rad name. (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: We love you too Bob Mark!!!! (10:38pm)
Mars: They love me! (10:40pm)
Curmudge: Demerit (10:40pm)
Curmudge: They dressed children in dog costumes to raise money (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: Hey mrs dr. fiasco! are you out there? (10:40pm)
Mars: It was fun. (10:41pm)
Mars: This from a guy who never sees movies (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: Some guy on coast to coast am liked it (10:42pm)
Mars: And the princess is hot. (10:42pm)
Mars: And the natives are standard. (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: Did the glasses have a buzz? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: I think it was Richard Hoagland (10:43pm)
Mars: And the short easrth sequence is cool (i.e., jobs for Navahos). (10:43pm)
State Of Arizona: We not like it (10:44pm)
John Kitch Carter: It tanked badly, but was not THAT bad. (10:44pm)
John Kitch Carter: I met Bob MArks parents on Mars (10:45pm)
John Kitch Carter: was not. (10:45pm)
John Kitch Carter: no one was there. (10:46pm)
John Kitch Carter: no one cares... (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: So mom, what do you think of NHLG? (10:46pm)
Mars: You humans still here? (10:46pm)
Mars: IT WAS GREATTTTT!!!!!! (10:46pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i'd like to hear more from dr. fiasco (10:47pm)
Mars: That was Oswald. (10:47pm)
Mars: A popcorn smuggler?! (10:47pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i like his accent (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: Yes, it is charming (10:48pm)
mother of vj pussycat: screw john carter (10:48pm)
No, is it good?: ....see? (10:48pm)
John Carter: The Martian Princess did. (10:48pm)
mother of vj pussycat: my middle name is of (10:49pm)
is of: ....... (10:49pm)
Juan Rapido: he's just jello... (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: so sexy it hurts, the demerits piling up upon him. (10:50pm)
RadioValencia Military Academy: You all are stuck, and will be walking Beat all weekend. (10:50pm)
Dr. Penny: Sounds like a brazilian astronaut. (10:51pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i'm going to sleep, but i enjoyed tuning in. (10:52pm)
mother of vj pussycat: i'll listen again next week from my new home on s padre island. (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: Ok goodnight mom (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: See you in the morning (10:54pm)
mother of vj pussycat: good night and dont stay up all night (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: Ok I'll try (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: Not to (10:55pm)
Have a lie down....: ok? (10:55pm)
Curmudge: Preschool Funeral arrangements (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: I thought Jesus was a Capricorn (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: Hey record store dude (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: Sorry I never made it over there (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: peeking in on Bob Mark (11:04pm)
Dr. Penny: :D (11:04pm)
Curmudge: Hey (11:05pm)
Curmudge: Va Jay Jay (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: How was record store day (11:06pm)
Curmudge: Hectic...worked 22 hours in the space of about 30 (11:06pm)
Curmudge: http://tittykazoo.com/ekxb (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: Wow good turnout? (11:07pm)
johnny droptable: yo (11:08pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...look at those pics (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: Where? (11:08pm)
Curmudge: http://tittykazoo.com/rxaf (11:09pm)
dead air...: noooo (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: Aw that looks like it was fun (11:11pm)
Curmudge: It had its moments (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: I'm sure (11:12pm)
anything by scrapping foetus off the wheel: wtf (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: Those pix are great (11:13pm)
Those Pics: Thanx... (11:14pm)
Aborted abortion: Mom?Is that you? (11:14pm)
Host Women's Association: Good. (11:14pm)
Aborted abortion: Cankle (11:14pm)
Control Top: I Love This Show. (11:15pm)
howard stern: that's weak (11:15pm)
Control Top: Howerd stren (11:15pm)
Howard Stern: Stop it. (11:15pm)
Robin: I need a cock! (11:15pm)
Howard Stern: We have plenty on my show! (11:16pm)
Robin: Sirius? (11:16pm)
Robin: Shit is dirty? (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: Dallas hipsters are so cute (11:17pm)
Marshall Applewhite: Join me on a level above God. (11:17pm)
Cake: OK. (11:17pm)
Marshall Applewhite: Just Do It (11:17pm)
Cake: Hey, and by the way, what happened with "The Two"? (11:18pm)
Pie: I kick your ass Cake! (11:18pm)
Hot Dog: HEY! C'mon down the Meat Stand for treats!!!!! (11:20pm)
Marisa Tomei: Buy my excercise DVD (11:20pm)
Hot Dog: Been that ate this. (11:20pm)
Dick Doodley: Takes a licking (11:21pm)
Dick Doodley: Nerf (11:21pm)
disaster radio network: hello (11:22pm)
D.Merit: I feel so used (11:22pm)
Kates Personal Life: I ain't so great. (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Hey record store dude are you the photographer? (11:23pm)
Hot Dog: Slather on the mustard! Heavy on the 'TARD! (11:23pm)
Hot Dog: ADH Show (11:23pm)
RSD: NO,I would not waste film or digital space on hipsters (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: The photographer and my mother have five mutual friends on fb (11:24pm)
RSD: Ha ha...weird (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: I know (11:25pm)
RSD: I do not know who took those pics,I am not in any of them. (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: Ah I was wondering about that (11:25pm)
RSD: You need to start a surrogate High School Reunion service (11:26pm)
RSD: I miss that too (11:26pm)
geekfreak: the royal and ancient (11:27pm)
RSD: She just goes there to brush her teeth (11:27pm)
Dr. Fiasco: where? where? (11:27pm)
RSD: Timeline (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: So RSD, your store is only like a mile from my dad's house but we had too much going on to go by there (11:28pm)
RSD: LIES! (11:28pm)
RSD: It is ok ...VJ...next time (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: But I'll be back to visit later this year and will definitely make it next time (11:28pm)
Curmudge: OKIE dokie (11:29pm)
LIES: i'm not on here, dammit! (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: Promise. No lies (11:29pm)
Curmudge: Do you spill drinks on the equipment yet? (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: :) (11:30pm)
Curmudge: Have you puked on the carpet yet? (11:30pm)
Curmudge: Have you turned off the main feed yet? (11:30pm)
Curmudge: Rusty Trombone...I went to high school with him. (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: Idk about a rusty trombone but I think I saw a dirty Sanchez on cl (11:31pm)
Curmudge: Reverse Cowgirl lives in Dallas (11:31pm)
LIES: Did you shoot the president in Dallas yet? (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: I drove by the grassy knoll last night (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: Going to the gentrified oak cliff for dinner (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: There's a chocolate store called dude, sweet chocolate and I got to meet the master fudgepacker (11:36pm)
Curmudge: In...Out...yer done (11:36pm)
Curmudge: Sting can have sex for days at a time (11:36pm)
LIES: Thjre's James Cameron!!! (11:37pm)
Sting: I just did the RadioValencia.fm!!!!! (11:38pm)
Curmudge: LIES (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: Sting sux ass (11:38pm)
Oswald: I'm burie near you! (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: Only one of me (11:39pm)
doug: so am i (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: My mom went to sleep (11:39pm)
Doug Wellman: I'm asleep. (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: Resting up for puzzling evidence? (11:39pm)
Pez Ling Advances: Wake up bastard. (11:39pm)
Doug Wellman: This show is dream, sinking... (11:40pm)
Doug Wellman: sinking........... (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: Isn't Christopher cross from Dallas? (11:41pm)
Karen Carpenter: I am home. Asleep. (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: More yoko! (11:41pm)
Christopher Cross: Yes,I learned to sail in Dallas (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: White rock lake (11:41pm)
Bobmarc: this is confusing me (11:42pm)
Rolled: You have been Ricked (11:42pm)
Ivan Stang: Why, me too! (11:42pm)
geekfreak: shatnered (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: Rev! (11:42pm)
Bowie: Ziggy (11:42pm)
Ian Stang: Ha ha it said porn (11:43pm)
Bowie: Babysitter Porn (11:43pm)
The Babysitter: Cradle will rock (11:43pm)
The Babysitter: Naked? (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: Last penguin in Paris (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Get the butter (11:44pm)
Finally: .....the teeth. (11:44pm)
The Babysitter: wrapped in bacon and smeared in butter (11:44pm)
Finally: not wrapped in plastic,\. (11:44pm)
Plaque: Oh great! (11:44pm)
geekfreak: That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is (11:44pm)
Witches of Eastwick: So? (11:45pm)
Cher: Do you believe in plastic surgery? (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: My mom is missing all this! I'll play her the podcast I guess (11:45pm)
Witches of Eastwick: It's better that way. (11:46pm)
Cher: I miss Sonny (11:46pm)
Cher: Bono (11:46pm)
Witches of Eastwick: I miss the StoryTellers. (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: It's ok. He can't ski (11:46pm)
Cher: and by big dyke son (11:46pm)
Cher: my (11:46pm)
Witches of Eastwick: me (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: He is scary (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: It is scary (11:47pm)
IT: it is. (11:47pm)
geekfreak: ctrl-shift-n (11:47pm)
Chat History: Clear me...quick! (11:47pm)
IT: Done. (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: It was so cute when it was a little girl (11:47pm)
IT: That what IT is for. (11:47pm)
geekfreak: chronsynclastic infundibulum (11:48pm)
Phone: Use me,415-875-9051 (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: I would call but then I can't listen (11:48pm)
Curmudge: My calls are meandering and pointless (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: So do it anyway (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: Only 10 minutes left (11:50pm)
Curmudge: LSDCIAABCFBICBSNRA (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: Then it's those storiezzzzzx (11:50pm)
Curmudge: That is a good mistake to make (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: DDOSES! (11:50pm)
IT: I wanna some! (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: No it you're too creepy (11:51pm)
Curmudge: What the hell is going on in the CIA?Are they a bunch of idiots? (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: JELLO (11:51pm)
Bobmarc: I'm not creepy untill the third date (11:52pm)
Curmudge: They need to get DMT off the street,that stuff is rampant (11:52pm)
geekfreak: culinary institute of america is a proud school (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Trip... (11:52pm)
Curmudge: It makes money (11:52pm)
Curmudge: and is good business (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: I like to do dmt while driving (11:53pm)
Curmudge: DMT helps SAT scores (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: I bet (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: Wish I had it when I took my sat (11:54pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...I will be an unwilling participant in your LSD tests. (11:54pm)
Curmudge: They played Paper Scissor Rock to decide (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: Huell (11:55pm)
Another Radio Guy: Yes, there is much about Col. White........ (11:56pm)
Curmudge: You guys are spending this time looking longingly into each others eyes...we know. (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: Omg (11:56pm)
Curmudge: 3 minutes (11:57pm)
Huell howser: OMG (11:57pm)
Huell howser: IM ON THE RADIO (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: Are you high huell? (11:58pm)
Another Radio Guy: MK Ulta, MK Delta, ops in SF involving Margo St James unwittingly bringong the john to Col. White to dose... (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: Zzzzzzzz (11:59pm)
The Story: Tell me! (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: Me luv u long time (11:59pm)
Curmudge: Metal Circus (11:59pm)
Curmudge: One louder (12:00am)
The BEETLES: Bonging the Jonner! (12:00am)
The BEETLES: go away, please (12:00am)
The BEETLES: Thank you. (12:01am)
vj pussycat: By NHLG (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Bye (12:01am)
Curmudge: Buh Bye (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Buh (12:01am)
Curmudge: See you in about 24 hours (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Bye (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Shit I'll try to remember that what time in Texas? (12:02am)
Curmudge: 2 am (12:02am)
Curmudge: 24 hours from now (12:02am)
vj pussycat: I'll probably be just getting into Austin then (12:03am)
Curmudge: You just drive back and forth from Dallas to Austin? (12:03am)
vj pussycat: Yep tomorrow night (12:03am)
vj pussycat: No not really (12:04am)
Curmudge: Well...if you tune in..se ya then...I need to sleep now. (12:04am)
vj pussycat: My mom is moving from Dallas to padre so we will stay with my bro for two days in austin on the way (12:04am)
Curmudge: Aha (12:05am)
vj pussycat: Ok nighty night RSD (12:05am)