It's been said religion is the Opium of the Masses. If that is true then why is America so uptight. In America religion is more like the crystal meth/PCP cocktail of the masses. America may be a technologically advanced First World country but in terms of religion it's like the Thirty Years' War over here. We've got more cults than you can shake the leg bone of a martyr at. Hosts Karen Carpenter, Doctor Fiasco an Bob Marc explore the religious landscape of American religions from the mundane to the murderous. Scientology, Mormonism, Branch Davidians, Pentecostals, Libertarians, Oprah Fans and the folks from Heaven's Gate who gave the slogan "Just Do It" an entire new meaning. It's religion and America on the FINAL ARMAGEDDON BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, oh the humanity.


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Speaking in tongues is way cool.

Chatroom History
May 2, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vjpussycat: hi y'all (10:29pm)
Bob Hope: He's lying. (10:42pm)
Bob Hope: Bishop Joey is awesum. (10:46pm)
and he can't hear us...: ,see? (10:51pm)
GOD!: . (10:51pm)
and he can't hear us...: ,so? (10:53pm)
and he can't hear us...: .....awful of sum? (10:54pm)
God: Thank you. You deserve it, Karen "High School" Carpenter (10:56pm)
God: As a sinner, you,also,deserved it, Bob Martian. (10:57pm)
Jesus: And that, of course, is me. (10:58pm)
Sister Mary Thornton: God gave me those thorns you ungrateful little heathen! (11:02pm)
Jesus: Yes, we did. (11:03pm)
Marvin Martian: My boy!! (11:05pm)
Moussalini: You don't like faggots tied together? (11:07pm)
You mean cigarettes.: . (11:08pm)
Branch Klamidians: Don't forget about us! (11:09pm)
The Two: And us, dammit! (11:10pm)
Dung : Get off my show!!! (11:10pm)
i was standing outside the office with a fag in my mouth...: so it goes (11:11pm)
Goes off: again and again into the show (11:14pm)
GOD!: The Jews are on the right path,you are the one who needs to worry...hang up on me???? (11:17pm)
Occupy God!!: Don't look at us or we'll break your picnic table!! (11:17pm)
Darth God: Where are the Transformers when we need them? (11:18pm)
geekfreak: is fiasco spawning? (11:20pm)
Darth God: Why is there no music?!!!....and, no, he's just working... (11:21pm)
Bong Rips: Maybe we don't want to do that with you! (11:25pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: That's my Mom! (11:31pm)
geekfreak: try cure ham (11:32pm)
GOD!: I love this song,that is why I killed his career... (11:36pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i feel sini (11:36pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i feel sinky (11:36pm)
GOD!: Yacht Rock was my idea! (11:37pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: yat roc californa? (11:38pm)
GOD!: You feel sinky now,wait until you are born Fiasco Jr. (11:38pm)
GOD!: She speaks so many non truths (11:39pm)
GOD!: Read my book,and then do the opposite. (11:40pm)
GOD!: I do...I hate everyone who believes in me. (11:40pm)
Satan: Read my Book and do the math... (11:41pm)
GOD!: Me damn you Satan... (11:41pm)
Satan: And, I love all who love me... (11:41pm)
GOD!: I love you too Satan (11:41pm)
Satan: And, I love You, Old Toga Guy... (11:41pm)
GOD!: You never come over for a beer anymore. (11:42pm)
Satan: So many to process, like this goy... (11:42pm)
GOD!: I understand...I just feed incoming souls into a shredder now...goes a lot quicker. (11:43pm)
GOD!: Hey Satan,those Dinosaur bones we planted...good joke,keeps people fighting amongst themselves. (11:44pm)
Satan: And fearies and who shot Hitler and Darth God and boogie woogie and Dung and the New Orleans Saints scandal and (11:45pm)
GOD!: Hitler was just misunderstood... (11:46pm)
GOD!: There will never be another like him. (11:46pm)
GOD!: This guy is right.So was Carlin,that is why I took him. (11:47pm)
GOD!: Zappa,another thorn in my side... (11:48pm)
GOD!: Waco (11:48pm)
GOD!: That's America (11:48pm)
GOD!: Australia was the riff raff from England you twats. (11:49pm)
GOD!: But then...so was America. (11:50pm)
Satan: Radiovalencia.fm is stupid. (11:50pm)
GOD!: Communion is good. (11:50pm)
GOD!: Oh God,not this song again. (11:52pm)
Satan: Sign on Sign on Sign on (11:52pm)
GOD!: Socialism is where it's at. (11:52pm)
GOD!: Christianity is pretty stupid,I have to admit. (11:53pm)
GOD!: Is this show succesful? (11:54pm)
GOD!: I like 3 people... (11:54pm)
Satan: I like third episode (11:54pm)
GOD!: This song is wrong (11:54pm)
GOD!: Hey Satan,want to grab a burger after the show?My treat. (11:55pm)
Satan: See you at Devil Burgers! (11:56pm)
GOD!: Nice! (11:56pm)
GOD!: Eternity Leave? (11:56pm)
UnbORN FIASCO JR: Wat cind of wurld am i being bjorn into?! (11:57pm)
GOD!: Pretty crappy one. (11:57pm)
froggy: isn't dr fiasco going to broadcast the birth of the unborn child of dr fiasco? (11:58pm)
UnbORN FIASCO JR: that s ME!!! (11:58pm)
GOD!: 8 (11:58pm)
froggy: so is he? (11:59pm)
fagggy: is what? (11:59pm)
froggy: broadcast your birth (12:00am)
GOD!: What a horrible premise for a show it was too. (12:00am)
UnbiornfYiasco Jr: it means me (12:00am)
GOD!: I may have to institute a demerit system. (12:01am)
froggy: yea where are you (12:01am)
faggy: will coume right over (12:01am)
froggy: im at the internet room (12:01am)
Bye....: ................................ (12:02am)