Last week the music world lost a most beloved figure that influenced many, created a unique sound and truly *believed* in the party.

We are talking, of course, about Lloyd Brevett, bass player interplanetary, thermodynamic and extraordinaire of the Skatalites.

And what better music for Fighting for the Party or Partying during the Fight than Ska?


In tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen "Jai Mahal" Carpenter, Bob "China Kane" Marc, Dr. "Coconut Wireless" Fiasco and Special Guest DJ Geek "Babylon Badaboom" Freak present a Very Rude Show, lobbing the Stoniest Stones from da Islands and elsewhere in your general auditory direction.


In other news, the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND marketing department has joined forces with the enterprising folks at LOST WEEKEND VIDEO and their CINE CAVE in a cross-marketing scam, ahem, promotion where we finance their goofball habit and they put our show in their billboard on Valencia Street (between 21st and 22nd)

This is what we got:

http://drfiasco.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/nhlgmarquee.jpg

While it looks more like a coded message about a dead drop to the Spy Master of the People's Republic of Fiaskistan, we are quite pleased with the result and encourage all our three listeners to go there this week and take pictures next to it,. Also, park a black van with some TV antennas on it in front of the store for a day. Or something.

And finally, Chicken John remixed, because it never gets old:

http://drfiasco.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/nhlgchickenmessage1.mp3


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Simmer down.


Chatroom History
May 9, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: This ain't SKA! (10:01pm)
Curmudge: But I likey (10:01pm)
Curmudge: Don't watch that... (10:02pm)
vj pussycat: Hey RSD! it is better than SKA (10:02pm)
Curmudge: Hey VJP (10:03pm)
Curmudge: Settle down (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: Oh sorry you a SKA lover? (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: There's your SKA (10:04pm)
Curmudge: I likes Ska,I likes Beasties,I likes stuff... (10:04pm)
Curmudge: 2tone (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: Yea me too but for SKA only older stuff (10:04pm)
Curmudge: Nose Hair Two Tone (10:05pm)
Curmudge: Two Tone Lint Gland (10:05pm)
Curmudge: What the.... (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: Two hair lint tone (10:05pm)
Curmudge: Lint Stink Jah Mon (10:06pm)
Curmudge: Ha ha...the unheard Fiasco (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: Dr is the unborn baby still unborn? I've been out of town you know (10:08pm)
Buzz: Yea, I'm here. (10:08pm)
Curmudge: Yes,still a sonogram (10:08pm)
Curmudge: A hostile (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: Thanks, suppossed dad (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: U bet (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: When is she coming out?!! (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: occupie MOM!! (10:09pm)
Curmudge: Try tear gas (10:09pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: forget it. I like it here (10:10pm)
Curmudge: Illegalize it! (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: I'm sure mrs dr would love that (10:10pm)
Buzz: I like it here too (10:10pm)
Unbornfiasskojr: yesmyfirstinterviewis gay (10:11pm)
Eno: whaere's the airport (10:12pm)
RadioValencisaa.fm: It'll be biting you back (10:13pm)
Mitt Fiasco: How am I doing in the polls? (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (10:13pm)
Buba: You'll win! (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: Rookie (10:14pm)
Coffee: Tha's a lotta me. (10:14pm)
Try it.: see? (10:15pm)
Mitt Fiasco: I once got high from gay bashing. (10:15pm)
Try it.: Just 1nce? (10:15pm)
Mitt Fiasco: Been chasing the high ever since. (10:15pm)
Mitt Fiasco: My soon to be dad wears womens slippers,he may be gay,I will have to disown him. (10:16pm)
Mitt Fiasco: Or punch him.. (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: Not in the house he doesn't (10:17pm)
Maxwell: Like m'goons (10:17pm)
Mitt Fiasco: Damn Interracial music. (10:17pm)
Mitt Fiasco: The bristles are made from his freshly grown pubic hair. (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: He hasn't hit puberty yet I think (10:19pm)
Mitt Fiasco: I will be the first to know. (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: Those are implants (10:19pm)
Toast: butter me (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: The TSA in Harlingen patted down my dreads (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: Luckily they didn't find my stash (10:21pm)
Dreads: I felt violated (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: It was traumatic (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Sorry dreads (10:21pm)
Dreads Fiasco: riddimriddimriddimriddim (10:22pm)
Butter: go toast yourself. (10:22pm)
Marlon Brando: Come here butter (10:23pm)
Butter: MuddButts only (10:26pm)
Butter: That's a radio kiss (10:27pm)
Butter: There's the show quote (10:27pm)
Butter: is headed for the asshole. (10:29pm)
Butter: mid call, too. (10:29pm)
Real DJ: Hey,Fiasco,what the hell...is this a music show?Answer the damn phone. (10:30pm)
Fake DJ: URCallingWrongshow! (10:31pm)
Storytellers: Call us sir...in about an hour and a half. (10:31pm)
Borat: No (10:32pm)
WHO, The: ....wha....? (10:33pm)
Shit: Do the running man (10:33pm)
Shit: and stop sitting in me. (10:33pm)
Shit: ....and stop talking me. (10:34pm)
Crap: get a load of ME! (10:34pm)
Dung: Brilliant! (10:35pm)
Crap: As the world turds (10:35pm)
Poop: i'm wolwy (10:36pm)
Crap: Fiasco is Transylvanian/Czech/Brazilian (10:36pm)
Ska: Get back to me. (10:38pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: And, I'm still not here.... (10:38pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: We're waiting for you to show up!! (10:42pm)
Madness: We want in. (10:43pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: no way! (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: hey mrs dr fiasco! how's it goin? (10:44pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: We're running out of room in here. (10:44pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: Get aootta here!! (10:44pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Wait til you get the rental fee. (10:45pm)
Coathanger: I am coming for youuuuuuu (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: oh man! (10:45pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Too late for that. (10:45pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: HA HA! (10:45pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: We got a live one here. (10:45pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i'm on my way! (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: you should come out while the show is on (10:46pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: well................................ .....................maybe.......... .................. (10:48pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: how can we coax you? (10:49pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: wait..............i'm listening to Daddy..... (10:50pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: you'll have plenty of time to listen to him when you come out! (10:51pm)
Annette Funnyjello: I am so authentic (10:53pm)
Unborn Fiasco Jr: i will have a crush on her in 14.35 yrs (10:54pm)
Annette Funnyjello: I have been a nude girl (10:54pm)
Annette Funnyjello: I like peanut butter (10:55pm)
Buster Bloodblister: . (10:56pm)
Adam Yauch: I lost the fight...for my right....to...ah fuck it. (11:30pm)
One Listeners: ....yeah, radio it. (11:31pm)
?: is this working again? (11:32pm)
One Listeners: Yes, Can't you HEAR?! Can't you SEE??!!!!!! (11:33pm)
Propaghandi: http://shittydomain.com/nzcd (11:35pm)
Karen Carpenter: played selector already (11:38pm)
One Listeners: select player, already (11:39pm)
Karen Carpenter: press play (11:40pm)
Karen Carpenter: time for Team Walrus (11:40pm)
Adam Yauch: Sabotage! (11:41pm)
Walrus: I am The Walrus. (11:41pm)
Skalrus: So? (11:42pm)
Fetal Fiasco: I am so over this womblife (11:42pm)
Skeletor: Yes, Fuck It. (11:43pm)
Skeletor: Isn't Dr Hal on Womblife (11:43pm)
He Man: Oh crap,have you seen She Ra? (11:44pm)
Sun Ra: No! How is my daughter? (11:45pm)
Cars: We are from Boston...or is it Detroit? (11:45pm)
Hulk: smash (11:46pm)
Sophmorrissey: Yes! I'm back! (11:46pm)
Marr: How soon is now? (11:46pm)
Gary Neighmann: You'refromBoston, CARZ. (11:47pm)
Cars: I thought I was a Pixar movie. (11:47pm)
Emu: Dude (11:49pm)
EMO: Oh.................................. .................................... yeh. (11:49pm)
EMO: ..................6. (11:49pm)
Station ID: Say me again! (11:52pm)
MathsRkooL: .................................... ...................... (11:53pm)
Porn: I work hard for the money. (11:54pm)
Money: Good deal. (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: yea dr fiasco! can i come over friday to visit? (11:57pm)
Money: shot. (11:59pm)
76879: sorry... (11:59pm)
76879: no (12:00am)
Story: tellers, now.... (12:02am)
Dr Fiasco: Hey pussycat, yeah, come over! (12:02am)
vj pussycat: cool see ya then sometime between 5ish and 8ish ok (12:03am)