... And it came to pass that unto Casa Pequeño Fiasco there was a great commotion that lasted three days and three nights, with much rending of sheets and boiling of water. ... And unto Dr. Fiasco, Mrs. Dr. Fiasco delivered a she child, who was named in accordance with the customs of the Mission Hipsters (and lacking a spectacularly rich relative to suck up to), that the she child shall be called Lúcia, so that forever may she challenge the diacritically disabled language of her mother. ...And, as was foretold by texting from the Ancient Blog of The Old Ones Who Remember DOS, that tonight, on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and DJ Geekfreak will explain to Dr. Fiasco that when a bee and a bird love each other very much and give each other a very special hug, then not even the president can do much about it.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Mazel Tov!


Chatroom History
May 16, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Party of Lincoln: Ok. Weak on the Party. Got it. (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: congrats dr fiasco!! (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: yay mrs dr fiasco! (10:15pm)
elseano: phone number? (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: woohoo!! (10:24pm)
Party of Lincoln: Radio poops.....great. (10:25pm)
Party of Lincoln: Born Fiasca Jr (10:26pm)
Your Baby: Stop it please stop it. (10:26pm)
OrinZ: Oh crap, I wanted to borrow Karen Carpenter's table saw. (10:30pm)
elseano: Worst Impersonation ever (10:30pm)
Miami Mambo Bob Volcano: You need a spit vase (10:33pm)
OrinZ: I already have long conversations with my wife about poop. Poop is funny. (10:33pm)
Audience: wants Butt tea....not at Walgreens, you gnu Dad. (10:35pm)
Audience: Gnu Dad vs other guy''s daughrtereer (10:38pm)
Curmudge: Good luck with that Fiasco... (10:38pm)
buttlink cowboy: uuuugh i thought you guys had your last show??? (10:39pm)
buttlink cowboy: Oh god will it end soon? (10:39pm)
buttlink cowboy: :-) (10:40pm)
Audience: It doesn't end till the kid steals the car. (10:40pm)
Audience: Thank you, Karin CarPenTer. (10:43pm)
Audience: But, you discussed us... (10:43pm)
buttlink cowboy: Ugghhh the burned man... (10:44pm)
buttlink cowboy: paul crash to the rescue! (10:44pm)
buttlink cowboy: yay! (10:44pm)
Audience: But, you discussed it... (10:44pm)
Audience: Fool forienerrr (10:45pm)
buttlink cowboy: baka=stupid (10:45pm)
buttlink cowboy: Gaijin=non-japanese (10:46pm)
buttlink cowboy: this is generally what they write on those neck tattoos (10:46pm)
buttlink cowboy: when does the infant start doing the show (10:46pm)
buttlink cowboy: it will be more fun then this??? (10:47pm)
buttlink cowboy: :-) (10:47pm)
Next 18 years: Say good bye to me Fiasco! (10:47pm)
buttlink cowboy: 14 listeners... nice (10:47pm)
buttlink cowboy: i have all 7 of my computers streaming your show! (10:48pm)
Drugs: She rejected me. (10:48pm)
Audience: Goodbye, Fiasco! Hello, Fiasca!! (10:49pm)
buttlink cowboy: hahaha (10:49pm)
buttlink cowboy: ramoons (10:49pm)
butt sasauge: stop dr. you turn me on... so (10:50pm)
Sperm: I am so wasted. (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: why the butt tea? did the baby come out of her butt? (10:50pm)
stones in my urinary tract: i had (10:51pm)
stones in my urinary tract: more pain (10:51pm)
Audience: Her butt (10:51pm)
Audience: We mean....no. (10:51pm)
Audience: Nose Hear Lint Obstetric Midwife Show, huh? (10:52pm)
Egg on Cowboy hat: will you guys do your last show in July from the knockout during a live music show? (10:52pm)
moyle jokes?: ahhh (10:53pm)
moyle jokes?: funny (10:53pm)
bloody briss! : yay (10:53pm)
Tip: Steady hands clips tips. (10:53pm)
ouch....: double ouch (10:54pm)
ouch....: operation? (10:54pm)
ouch....: shit give me a bic lighter and a metal spoon--- no moyle needed! (10:54pm)
Audience: Use the U>S> Moyle! (10:55pm)
Tip: My ex girlfriend's mother circumcised her grandchild on the kitchen table... (10:55pm)
Tip: true story (10:55pm)
Mole: I don't know nothin' bout clipping no babies. (10:56pm)
True Story: Bullshit. (10:57pm)
Bullshit: True story (10:57pm)
and then made breakfast with the skin: ahhh (10:57pm)
Jack: I'm out... G'night. wish this wasn't your last show. John Hell should not be getting rid of you. (10:58pm)
Jack: congrats on the kid! (10:59pm)
John Hell: Leave me alone... (10:59pm)
John Hell: and, I'm getting rid of them...so. there. (10:59pm)
geekfreak: knock knock (11:00pm)
Chicken: I hate you (11:00pm)
Curmudge: But he has a child to support now...how will he make it without his radio salary? (11:00pm)
greek freak : who's there (11:00pm)
John Hell: France (11:01pm)
Brazilla: I hate France (11:01pm)
John Hell: I know, I know....France oh? (11:02pm)
Brazilla: sorry... i hate the french (11:02pm)
Brazilla: not france (11:02pm)
Brazilla: i would love france if not for all those french people (11:02pm)
John Hell: German? (11:02pm)
jesus is my dad: more of that good music (11:03pm)
angry inch: YES (11:03pm)
Jesus of business: Whatever werks (11:04pm)
Jesus of Vegas: I remember her Dad.... (11:05pm)
OrinZ: Please to explain more of glorious nation ALBANIA. (11:06pm)
Jesus of Vegas: Tore up a chzech village filming that thing...... (11:06pm)
Jesus of Vegas: backing up the Show... (11:08pm)
jesus: was a natzzzeee? (11:10pm)
Jesus of The Nazi Gold: Finish Our Story, Tracy! (11:10pm)
Jesus of The Nazi Gold: Tracy takes 'em down!! Nest of Nazi Vipers!!!!!!!! (11:13pm)
jesus: is that your breast pump i hear in the background kiko? (11:14pm)
Jesus of Scotland: They never got here, eh?! (11:14pm)
Drachma: Come Back To MEEEEE!!!!!! (11:16pm)
Drachma: And, you got preetyyy lips! (11:17pm)
jesus: u mean purdy? (11:20pm)
Drachma: Ah mean preeedeee!!!!!!!! (11:21pm)
The Euro: Knock it off you guys ewe got problems (11:21pm)
jesus: yes .... (11:27pm)
jesus: pucker ur purdy butt links (11:28pm)
Richard Nixon: I was a Dad, also. (11:28pm)
Richard Nixon: and I love the StoryTellers... (11:29pm)
The World: Congrats!!!!! (11:32pm)
The World: on a liddle piss-ant station.... (11:33pm)
OrinZ: Don't let the catbox people know you're reading it. They'll go crazy. (11:33pm)
Chatter: Look at meeeeeeeeeeee (11:34pm)
They: ......who, us? (11:34pm)
Baby-kissing Hitler: HI THERE I HEARD YOU HAD EIN BABY? (11:34pm)
Bear-Baiting Hitler: I'm tired. (11:35pm)
The Scream: Somebody bought MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:36pm)
Team Walrus: I'm wonwey. (11:38pm)
Chicken: I'll do it. (11:40pm)
OrinZ: Tracy is taking an aromatherapy class from a woman who has worked with the military working on a meth substitute. (11:41pm)
OrinZ: Holy crap! She's probably the hippie scientist who invented butt tea! (11:43pm)
Floral Matters: HydroButt tea (11:45pm)
Miami Collins: I started the '80's... (11:52pm)
Miami Collins: Noes Hare Lnint Gand (11:56pm)
Butt tea: Thank you. (11:57pm)
good: night. (12:01am)