In the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc, the Martian Adonis, with SPECIAL GUEST DJ GEEK FREAK, the American with the Best Scottish Accent, will sing the praises of a San Francisco juggernaut populated by people who believe in the power of images. No, not Instagram. We're talking about Lost Weekend Video, that place where you can rent a movie, get demo tapes (actual cassette tapes) from their employee's bands (19 at last count, and they actually moonlight at daytime renting DVD's) , and hang out in the Cine Cave, that magical place where you can make out with your sweetie while watching Lars Von Trier's latest comedy.

Which is why we are asking all our three listeners to call Lost Weekend today at (415) 643-3373 and ask if they have "Fish Truck" or "Barnyard Frenzy" available for rental. Believe us, just do it. It will fail miserably, we guarantee it. And it will be great.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Streaming 1080p

Chatroom History
May 23, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Fiasco: 5,4,3,2,1... (10:03pm)
Curmudge: I can hear you (10:09pm)
Placenta: I posed for those shots...I thought it was sexy. (10:21pm)
wrybread: chortle (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: Oh placenta that was such a great shot (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: I have no idea what y'all are doin cuz I aint listenin (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: But I think it has something to do with that amazing piece by mrs dr fiasco (10:38pm)
She ate me: . (10:38pm)
Teat: That hurts! (10:39pm)
Butch Viagro: slurp (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: Noooooooooo (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: That was better lookin than any other placenta on google image search (10:42pm)
Dr. Fiasco: We'll make an 8ftx12 ft print and send it to you (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: Please dr! I would be so .... so ... so ..... (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: Honored (10:48pm)
OrinZ: Neeples and Poup! (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: But dr, did you eat it? (10:48pm)
Butch Viagro: Penaly round! (10:50pm)
Butch Viagro: Penal (10:50pm)
Butch Viagro: Penile (10:50pm)
Butch Viagro: Purile (10:50pm)
Theme: What am I? (10:52pm)
Theme: She hung up. (10:53pm)
Theme: Hang ups. (10:54pm)
Sleestak: Screw Daleks (10:56pm)
Station ID: DO ME NOW! (10:59pm)
You are listening to Radio Valencia: 87.9 FM,radiovalencia.fm in the interwebs. (11:01pm)
Dalek: It is a placenta collector. (11:02pm)
bob marc: sleestaks don't do go radio (11:10pm)
bob marc: good (11:10pm)
Show: Am I done yet? (11:11pm)
bob marc: the show must go on (11:11pm)
Show: I am universally despised for my horrible sound. (11:17pm)
Tracy: hello (11:22pm)
Show: Welcome back...to me,because I never end. (11:23pm)
Tracy: This is funny!!! (11:23pm)
Tracy: hahaha (11:24pm)
Tracy: haha (11:24pm)
Tracy: oooo haha (11:24pm)
Tracy: play that again (11:24pm)
Tracy: cmon (11:24pm)
Tracy: again (11:24pm)
Tracy: again (11:24pm)
storytellers: nose hair lint gland - do you want to take your show late tonight? the storytellers are (mostly) out of town (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: Yay I'm here now!! (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: What's new? (11:34pm)
radio.clash: storytellers (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: Yay!!! Cuz I missed so much! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: Go late!! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: I'm listening now (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: Yay puzzling evidence!!! (11:37pm)
storytellers: it isn't a rumor, the storytellers are on the run, hiding out and otherwise occupied. go as late as the night is long (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: I have a theme song already for the baby (11:40pm)
::::::::: beauty audience dude (11:42pm)
::::::::: edward hopper (11:42pm)
::::::::: ? (11:42pm)
::::::::: custard (11:43pm)
OrinZ: My anchor baby floated %u2014 does that mean it is a witch or something? (11:44pm)
::::::::: the people vs. jerry lucas (11:45pm)
wrybread: storytellers aren't here, so i'm guessing they're not doing their show... (11:56pm)
::::::::: krybread on the left coast (12:04am)
::::::::: toast (12:04am)
Curmudge: I am missing my stories. (12:08am)
::::::::: the dick daleks.. surf stories from marine county (12:09am)
vj pussycat: Ok my pic is up. Can't call in goes to VM (12:15am)
vj pussycat: You can't talk to me and PE at the same time? (12:17am)
::::::::: vj and pe (12:18am)
Curmudge: Blue Boy dies at the end. (12:20am)
Curmudge: Calms me the fuck right down. (12:23am)
Curmudge: Isn't that the Storytellers theme? (12:24am)
vj pussycat: This is the best episode of storytellers ever (12:30am)
vj pussycat: Damn every time I call it goes to VM (12:39am)
vj pussycat: can I (12:41am)
vj pussycat: Oh my god (12:44am)
vj pussycat: RSD (12:45am)
vj pussycat: Ok kAren we are leaving the in and out and going back to the 101 (12:47am)
vj pussycat: I would but it goes to VM (12:48am)
Curmudge: VM Pussycat (12:49am)
vj pussycat: Ha (12:50am)
Curmudge: Peace is not an option. Play War Commander! (12:51am)
Curmudge: Discover the secrets used by men who effortlessly attract women. (12:51am)
::::::::: russell crowe is on hiatus (12:51am)
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Curmudge: Jer 29:11 "I know the plans I have for you" Find out if His plan includes ChristianMingle! (12:52am)
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Curmudge: Compare the cost of staying in your home versus moving to an independent senior living community. See our Independent Living Checklist. (12:53am)
vj pussycat: Hey watch how you use that word! (12:53am)
Curmudge: %u201CTotal knee replacement got me back in step.%u201D Watch Bob%u2019s story and learn more about other (12:54am)
Curmudge: Secret psychology that makes hot women want to sleep with you fast. (12:55am)
vj pussycat: Noooooooooo (12:55am)
Curmudge: Covert methods for attracting women that dating experts want banned. (12:55am)
Curmudge: Ask me how. (12:57am)
Curmudge: Voice Mail (12:59am)
vj pussycat: How? (12:59am)
vj pussycat: You stole fizzy lifting drink (1:00am)
Curmudge: Too late (1:00am)
vj pussycat: Thx Karen (1:00am)
vj pussycat: Wtf?! My app crashed (1:00am)
vj pussycat: That's not fair RSD (1:00am)
Curmudge: Is it insured? (1:00am)
vj pussycat: The app? (1:01am)
Curmudge: Yes (1:01am)
Curmudge: Was it totaled? (1:01am)
vj pussycat: It was free. Not totaled (1:01am)
vj pussycat: I'm screwed huh? (1:02am)
Curmudge: Yes (1:02am)
vj pussycat: Damn insurance!! (1:02am)
vj pussycat: Now what?! (1:02am)
Curmudge: I need to go now,have to go set up a PA tomorrow afternoon..so,sleepy time,3 am here ya know (1:02am)
Curmudge: Otherwise I would go on the air (1:03am)
Curmudge: and tell stories (1:03am)
vj pussycat: Ok see ya tomorrow (1:05am)