Last week, Radio Valencia Station Czar John Hell, the man for whom "Bloviating Ignoramus" would be a compliment, decided to turn Radio Valencia to a 24/7 Sports format. Hey, not such a bad idea, considering he hired an ASL translator to make Radio Valencia ADA-compliant.

For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc (DJ Laptop Static!), will cover the most listened to sporting event in America. No, not Naked Shuffleboard... It's The Marin County X-Games, sponsored by National Public Radio. Listen in as they give you the play by play to:

ENTITLEMENT MARATHON - the never-ending battle to see who has more hyphens to describe their ethic origins

¿QUIEN ES MAS VERDE? - the annual contest by Marin homeowners to hire the most migrant lawn workers just to keep them from cutting the grass

NPR TOTE BAG SACK RACE - self explanatory, 'eh?

The "WHO WATCHES LESS TV?" Challenge - watch in awe as competitors are allotted 15 minutes a month to watch TV, and those 15 minutes can only be spent watching Masterpiece Theater or PBS Fundraiser Doo Wop bands.

The "I AM A LIBERAL ENVIRONMENTALIST BUT PLEASE RUN YOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM THROUGH SOME OTHER NEIGHBORHOOD" Mental Gymnastics Event

And finally:

The Passive Aggressive Philanthropy Competition - watch competitors attempt to top current World Champion George Lucas. You don't want my movie studio here? Fine. How about some Low Income Housing with a Methadone Clinic and an Adult Novelty Store next to the Strip Mall instead?

And it will sound just great on your Eton Solar Powered Flashlight and Flat Screen Radio!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: 720 Method Ollie Fakie Into Slob Air Kung Fu Supreme Switch Stance For The Win!

Chatroom History
May 30, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

bill mutton: rapido--you still there? (10:05pm)
radipo: no. (10:08pm)
radipo: that was real brazilian (10:09pm)
Marin County: They talk slower than the Sex Show. (10:14pm)
eeerp: very entertaining (10:20pm)
Money: I am in abundance in Marin. (10:20pm)
The Navy: and the crew had to deal with monster captains every week....... (10:21pm)
More: you need more of me (10:28pm)
Streets Of San Francisco: Marin sucks (10:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: You don't say! (10:57pm)
John Lucas: No, he don't (10:58pm)
Yacht Club: Is that your mother in that picture Fiasco? (10:58pm)
Dr. Fiasco: No, that's my daughter (10:59pm)
Karen Carpenter: NRA CHAPTER! (11:09pm)
4LOCO: Have you seen me? (11:21pm)
God of Radio: It's a fighty, Cafe This World... (11:25pm)
Curmudge: Mendocino County>Marin (11:54pm)
Curmudge: > (11:54pm)
Adult Group Playground Inc: letz does ite (11:57pm)
Marin Sports: In 2008, Central Marin Bluejays Lacrosse was founded to provide boys and girls in San Rafael and Terra Linda the opportunity to learn the exciting and increasingly popular sport of Lacrosse. (11:58pm)
Adult Group Playground Inc: send 'em over..... (11:59pm)
Marin Sports: The seven founding members of the Sausalito Yacht Club were already junior members of other yacht clubs, but thought they could do better by themselves. The idea was conceived and the Club established on December 31st, 1942. (11:59pm)
Marin Sports: We are the only bowling center in Marin County and are proud to be a family owned bowling business since 1959. Leagues and open play are fun at our family fun center. Saturday nights: DJ Music 8:30-11:30 PM. (12:00am)