For hundreds of years, our top scientists have struggled to find valid classifications of groups within the human population ("mankind", "people", "earthlings"), i.e., the scientific sorting out of groups among humans that are so clearly distinct that they require special care and feeding. However, there really was no reason for confusion, since the Clothing Department at Sears figured it out long ago. All humans can be classified as a member of one of the following :

Women's - Men's - Young Men's - Juniors - Girls - Boys - Baby & Toddler

(we do note the Sears Human Nomenclatural Reference System is strongly gender-based, which accurately reflects the attention to gender within normal human intercourse, however it is the catchy ad copy and lovely, perky and thin models that are exactly how we want our species look like to our eventual alien conquerors). Therefore, on their FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and SPECIAL GUEST FKO (now with a more liberal parole agreement!) will use science to make controversial, inflammatory and stereotypical remarks about each of these groups, especially Baby & Toddler.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Looking Good for Easter!

Chatroom History
June 20, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: Whitey's back! (10:05pm)
BobMarc: an wes happy! (10:05pm)
KatHerding: I love my scoop-neck bra! (10:06pm)
BobMarc: yeh, they're married....... (10:06pm)
BobMarc: Only comedians are allowed as guests on late night radiovalencia.fm shows.... (10:09pm)
KatHerding: when will the humans be for sale? (10:11pm)
BobMarc: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...... (10:12pm)
KatHerding: how banal. (10:13pm)
BobMarc: Banal evil roll.... (10:13pm)
BobMarc: with wasabi (10:14pm)
KatHerding: is that anything like California roll? (10:14pm)
KatHerding: HUMANS (10:14pm)
juanrapido: Summer, bitches (10:14pm)
KatHerding: YES we want cheap humans. (10:14pm)
KatHerding: give them GOLF balls! (10:15pm)
KatHerding: drywall rofl (10:15pm)
J. Eager Beaver: See? rolll... (10:17pm)
KatHerding: use your I-messages. (10:18pm)
J. Eager Beaver: stomp (10:19pm)
KatHerding: how much for female humans? (10:19pm)
KatHerding: I'll take a gross. (10:20pm)
J. Eager Beaver: i feel gross (10:20pm)
J. Eager Beaver: me also (10:21pm)
KatHerding: K-POP! K-POP! (10:22pm)
KatHerding: nov shmoz ka pop (10:22pm)
J. Eager Beaver: girl genration (10:23pm)
J. Eager Beaver: back to how much for human female hummans (10:23pm)
KatHerding: damn straight! (10:25pm)
KatHerding: twinkle twinkle (10:25pm)
KatHerding: a Pantone swab! (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, we want BobMarc!!! We want BobMarc! (10:26pm)
KatHerding: a SWATCH fool. (10:26pm)
J. Eager Beaver: and a mic at its worst... (10:26pm)
BobMarc: foget it (10:27pm)
KatHerding: maybe his head was missing. (10:28pm)
KatHerding: you'd be depressed too. (10:28pm)
BobMarc: no, it was my heart (10:28pm)
SubGenius: Janor Hypeercleats is funnier (10:30pm)
KatHerding: Mento Willness? (10:31pm)
Curmudge: Hmmm (10:31pm)
KatHerding: makes sense to me? (10:32pm)
KatHerding: should I be worried or should you be worried? (10:32pm)
KatHerding: The Fabulous Starbucks (10:33pm)
SubGenius: Should They be worried 'bout Them? (10:33pm)
KatHerding: yes. (10:33pm)
SubGenius: Thank Them. (10:33pm)
KatHerding: the giant ants, right? (10:34pm)
SubGenius: but, of course.... (10:35pm)
SubGenius: and, you have to be really drunk. (10:35pm)
KatHerding: or huffing the lsd (10:38pm)
KatHerding: what were those snuffling sounds? (10:38pm)
SubGenius: ah, the sweet smell of lds (10:39pm)
Jack : is Jack my name? (10:41pm)
Jack : is Jack your name? (10:43pm)
Blus screen of Death: No. (10:43pm)
KatHerding: an appropriate ending for that segment (10:44pm)
KatHerding: where's the fuckin K-POP?!@?!@ (10:45pm)
Girl Generation: Play US!!!!!!!!!!!! (10:45pm)
Curmudge: When are you guys gonna just broadcast as Holograms. (10:45pm)
KARA: PLAY US! (10:45pm)
KatHerding: Pork Be Inspired! (10:46pm)
Old Guys Union: These are our members at their best (10:46pm)
KatHerding: there ya GO! (10:47pm)
The Party: We'll call you, OK? (10:47pm)
KatHerding: thank you. (10:47pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry up, please... (10:48pm)
KatHerding: KARA \o/ (10:48pm)
KatHerding: you guys rock (10:49pm)
fuckee: thaks (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: hi ya'll (10:50pm)
KatHerding: two chickens to paralyze! (10:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Hola! (10:51pm)
KatHerding: gat any group grope groupons! (10:52pm)
KatHerding: \o/ (10:52pm)
KatHerding: K-POP for EVER (10:52pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!! (10:53pm)
D'Nile: Thanks. (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco, i saw the miniature dr fiasco yesterday, did you hear? (10:58pm)
BobMarc: I'm back! (11:00pm)
BobMarc: That's where Janor played (11:00pm)
KatHerding: me too. (11:01pm)
Curmudge: Dr. Carpenter and Karen Fiasco..... (11:02pm)
Dr. Fiasco: I loved the onesies, Pussycat (11:02pm)
KatHerding: he was a narc, fool! (11:03pm)
BobMarc: Dr Karen Fiasco (11:03pm)
BobMarc: loves Drb Karen Fiasco (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: oh yay!! the mini you is so awesome! (11:04pm)
BobMarc: Can I love myself? (11:05pm)
KatHerding: sure knock yourself out. (11:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Yes, and we love you too BobMarc. (11:05pm)
Dr. Penny: :) (11:05pm)
Curmudge: When I think of you...I touch.... (11:05pm)
KatHerding: NOT THE SILENCE!!! (11:05pm)
BobMarc: yourself (11:07pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc, I met you once. You did not appear to have antennae, are they retractable like a snails or is it a nasty myth that martians have antennae? (11:08pm)
BobMarc: Hold on. I'm talkin' right now. (11:09pm)
Curmudge: I usually touch the Storytellers...but Karen gets jealous. (11:09pm)
Curmudge: I just got back from Van Halen...true story,my ears are still ringing. (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: hi rsd. how was that? does dlr still suck? (11:11pm)
Curmudge: Yeah...kind of,but Eddie more than makes up for it... (11:12pm)
Curmudge: Plus it was free...so.... (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: good. i saw them back in the day at reunion arena (11:13pm)
KatHerding: again the Koreans! (11:14pm)
BobMarc: radiovalencia.fm staff meeting, that is..... (11:14pm)
Cat: Hide me! (11:14pm)
KatHerding: OK (11:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Meow!!! (11:15pm)
KatHerding: play Cat Scratch Fever (11:15pm)
Kate Willet: I did? (11:15pm)
KatHerding: George was the spiritual one, right? (11:16pm)
Kate Willet: I do? (11:17pm)
KatHerding: is this the Human Sale? (11:18pm)
Theme: They love me now. (11:19pm)
KatHerding: How long till the Juniors? (11:20pm)
KatHerding: Mexican Radio yes! (11:21pm)
KatHerding: braille swimsuit edition! (11:21pm)
Me: Me (11:22pm)
KatHerding: good guess, Dr. Penny! (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: haha (11:23pm)
KatHerding: probably nubbly (11:23pm)
KatHerding: (11:24pm)
KatHerding: splooshers? (11:24pm)
Rod Serling: Imagine if you will,Karen Carpenter badly portraying me in an amazing act of mimickry....in The Twilight Zone! (11:29pm)
Me: Manscoping (11:29pm)
KatHerding: Sam & Janet Evening? (11:30pm)
Rod Stieger: That's rough, nanman (11:31pm)
KatHerding: avuncular! (11:32pm)
JR Ewing: I am back bitches. (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: You could watch Tron. (11:42pm)
Testicular: I make people. (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: Maybe the dingo ate your baby (11:43pm)
Rod Stieger: make peple what? (11:44pm)
!2 Galaxies: We have him now. (11:44pm)
Frank Chu: If you call me I will have you killed. (11:44pm)
Plug: Where do you want me? (11:45pm)
!2 Galaxies: in the 12 Galaxees (11:45pm)
Invisible Countries: kill this guy. (11:47pm)
Dr. Penny: spider caves to mexico (11:48pm)
KatHerding: it was awesome (11:52pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry up, you guys (11:54pm)
Dr. Penny: or bring on the rebecca black version (11:55pm)
Dr. Penny: I've read Invisible Cities. It is a fantastic book. (11:56pm)
KatHerding: the Storytellers are gonna attack! (12:00am)
Curmudge: Say goodnight Gracie (12:00am)
KatHerding: Goodnight Gracie. (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Goodnite Gracie (12:01am)
KatHerding: bye that was fun (12:01am)
Dr. Penny: goodnight all! (12:01am)
KatHerding: play us out? there's no WORDS there! (12:01am)