Tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and SUPER SPECIAL GUEST KrOB, will present THIS ENTIRE HISTORY OF MUSIC, from JUSTIN BEIBER to K-POP!

"Ha-ha", you say, "that's rich, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND... and we just love your ability to use irony and satire in your thematic show planning!".

No.

Dr. Fiasco and Bob-Marc went to Camp Tipsy, clearing the Radio Valencia studio of bad and/or lazy vibs and this freed up a slot for an intervention, to rescue a NHLG listener from the cancerous clutches of Cute Asian Girl Groups. While some may say there is no harm in a little high fructose Korean cocaine, far too many aging white men are addicted to a beat they can't keep up to and a love for something that makes everyone around them go "eeewwww!". It will be like methadone, but with more clicking noises.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The Sone of Music

Chatroom History
June 27, 2012 10:00pm - 12:30am

vj pussycat: Yikes is right. What the hell is goin on here? (10:07pm)
Who cares?: And........ (10:14pm)
Who cares?: and.....gaffer tape (10:16pm)
Curmudge: It is the pre finals of the final show which came before the after show party for the final broadcast of Nose Hair Shit Gland's final broadcast preshow. (10:23pm)
Curmudge: About time (10:23pm)
Time: Good (10:23pm)
Time: about me (10:23pm)
Time: about me is always good (10:24pm)
Curmudge: Back in... (10:24pm)
Curmudge: As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. ~Henry David Thoreau (10:25pm)
Curmudge: Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. ~Dion Boucicault (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: I'ld show up, but KroB would just turn me down (10:25pm)
Puzzling Evidence: and, the phone ain't working (10:26pm)
Puzzling Evidence: just google Time, now (10:26pm)
Curmudge: Hmmm...puzzling,that! (10:26pm)
Curmudge: time and google go hand in hand in hand (10:27pm)
Curmudge: I thought Karen was banned from the studio. (10:28pm)
Jerry Lewis: Karen has a band now? (10:29pm)
Curmudge: I manage a record store. (10:29pm)
Curmudge: Nope...wrong...not AC/DC (10:29pm)
Jerry Lewis: I manage to stay out of it. (10:29pm)
Curmudge: Jerry Lee Lewis? (10:30pm)
Jerry Lewis: Gen'l Lee to y'all (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: Is that short for genital (10:30pm)
Curmudge: Anti Christ Devil Child (10:30pm)
Jerry Lewis: they covered the short gens/big shoes a while back (10:31pm)
Dude: Fuck the Eagles (10:32pm)
Jack Black: sex with birds? how sixties (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: Bad question (10:32pm)
Jack Black: Good answer (10:33pm)
Phil: I can hear it (10:33pm)
Peter: Phil you have short gens (10:34pm)
Plugs: Hair today....me tomorrow. (10:34pm)
Phil: I once played on two continents in one day. (10:34pm)
The X-Day of hippeis......: is Camp Flipsy (10:35pm)
music: You are doing me a disservice. (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: your brain is god (10:37pm)
music: Zombies ate your God. (10:37pm)
Music: and shit out this show (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: maybe the dingo ate your zombies (10:38pm)
Music: and shit out this show (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: is pe on tomorrow? it's the fifth thursday (10:38pm)
music: Dating Game....bachelor number 1?If I was an ice cream cone,what would you do with me? (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: no lube in the control room (10:39pm)
Greece: Not funny. I'm broke. (10:39pm)
Dr.Pepper: Can I come in? (10:40pm)
Coke: Can he come? (10:40pm)
Fire: I win! (10:42pm)
Fire: Sounds like Burning Man. (10:42pm)
Hell: Exxellent. (10:43pm)
Sleep: I am way over rated. (10:43pm)
Not Catherding: good. (10:44pm)
Sleep: Jimmy Carter has tapes? (10:44pm)
Sleep: Kennedy assasination tapes maybe. (10:44pm)
Maxxo: Maxxxxo speak (10:44pm)
Maxxo: Maxxo love (10:44pm)
The Motorcade Sped On: . (10:45pm)
Maxxo: Maxxxxxo know JFK not shot by Sagan (10:45pm)
Steinski: The motorcade sped on... (10:46pm)
Sagan: I can see for billions and billions of miles...play that song! (10:47pm)
Chernobyl: The nuclear family is the best kind of family. (10:48pm)
Liquid Bread: you're wrong (10:49pm)
Liquid Bread: you're ALL wrong (10:49pm)
Maxxo: That's Who......they're W, see? (10:50pm)
Station ID: You are listening to Nostril Whore Skin Graft right here on Radial Shiksa. (10:51pm)
hulk hogan: dont talk about skin grafts please (10:52pm)
hulk hogan: my chin transplant went terribly wrong (10:52pm)
Jello: I love Nazi Hole Skim Gaff....they're dreamy (10:53pm)
Yentl: Hey Hulk,I see your wife removal was succesful though. (10:53pm)
Yentl: I want to see Hulk take on Dog The Bounty Hunter in a no hold barred cage match. (10:54pm)
hulk hogan: yea i ate her (10:54pm)
hulk hogan: my chin will take dog on (10:55pm)
Jay Leno: My chin will take you all on. (10:55pm)
hulk hogan: ill just fake it (10:56pm)
Thing: I''m broke. (10:56pm)
History: Where am I? (10:56pm)
Thing: In Thing. (10:56pm)
Thing: Show is with us. (10:57pm)
John Carpenter: One of my best films (10:57pm)
Question: I want answers! (10:58pm)
.: . (10:58pm)
Answers: I want questions! (10:58pm)
Thing: the phone goes to a message machine (10:59pm)
Phone: I don't go anywhere pal. (10:59pm)
Phone: Answer me you bastards. (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: land line? that sux! (11:00pm)
Jerund: No One lovs me any more (11:00pm)
bastards: me (11:01pm)
Jerund: and, the phone goes to a message machine (11:01pm)
GPS: I'm lost!!!!!!!!!!! (11:01pm)
Phone: No matter the age, it's never too early to talk to your kids about sex. Learn how. (11:01pm)
More Sex: and, I can be found on the phone (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: hey gps, just google yourself (11:02pm)
GPS: oh.................................. ..sorry.Never mind (11:02pm)
Nose: Lint Gland...I get it (11:03pm)
Phone: 976-LINT (11:04pm)
Hair: What about Me? (11:04pm)
Hair: and, the phone goes to a message machine (11:04pm)
Piece: Hair. (11:05pm)
Rutles: All You Need Is Cash! (11:05pm)
Phone: Just use me. (11:06pm)
Work: Karen and I are not on speaking terms much. (11:07pm)
Goat: Play me again! (11:08pm)
Phone: There I am! (11:08pm)
Phone: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:08pm)
Phone: ick (11:09pm)
Phone: I can hear you now. (11:09pm)
iPhone: This story is so good. (11:10pm)
Phone 18: Can you hearme? (11:10pm)
Dial M: for ME (11:10pm)
Ann Magnuson: I already did this story in Bongwater. (11:12pm)
Wake Up: already! (11:14pm)
Shut: up already!!!!!!!! (11:14pm)
Dr Fiasco: Is this me? (11:15pm)
Wrap it up: I'll take it. (11:15pm)
Phone: I don't like him. (11:16pm)
MP3: I sound like crap. (11:16pm)
Phone: Chicken can hear you. (11:17pm)
Soup: Make me Chicken! (11:18pm)
Christopher Cross: You fuckers owe me some royalties for over using my song! (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: Play Christopher cross backwards (11:22pm)
415-875-9051: Dial this number and ask for hot sex...and Bob Marcs girlfriend will appear out of nowhere. (11:23pm)
Frank: Candy Colored Clown! (11:24pm)
Phone: Gotcha (11:24pm)
Suasage Fest: . (11:25pm)
Erykah Badu: Dealey Plaza belongs to me now! (11:26pm)
Memorial Day: My telethons are awesome... (11:28pm)
Curmudge: http://tittycircus.com/nbvr (11:31pm)
Phone: Who would have sex with june lockhart (11:33pm)
Curmudge: But where is she now? (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: Today is the day Marty mcfly comes back to the future (11:37pm)
JFK: I'M still dead. (11:38pm)
Curmudge: http://crackheadlove.com/ukve%27s-Da ughter (11:38pm)
June Harvey Oswald: My dad is innocent. (11:41pm)
JFK: I KNOW. (11:41pm)
June Harvey Oswald: Nixon did it. (11:41pm)
June Harvey Oswald: Fiasco hates it when people play back the show through the phone. (11:42pm)
June Harvey Oswald: Bob Marc is a patsy. (11:43pm)
Patsy: What did you call me? (11:43pm)
JFK: A complainer (11:44pm)
Pink Floyd: Listening to this is like listening to the Ummagumma album cover. (11:44pm)
Profit: I chant for you. (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Over and over and over and... (11:45pm)
Profit: Coffee Can (11:45pm)
Profit: Is he wearing Fiascos slippers and nightgown? (11:46pm)
Chicken John: This is bullshit,I want someone to take you off the air until we can have a meeting to figure out how best to deal with your kind. (11:47pm)
Muff: And Jammmmies? (11:47pm)
Muscle: I am relaxed......soooo relaxed. (11:48pm)
And Chicken John says: And rewire the board while you're there...... (11:48pm)
And Chicken John says: where are the show guys? (11:49pm)
First time listener long time caller: Hello? (11:49pm)
First time listener long time caller: caller? (11:49pm)
And Chicken John says: Phone back on message (11:50pm)
Community: Do it right way. (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Where are Jack Ruby's daughters? (11:52pm)
Chicken John: He was gay. Had dogs. (11:53pm)
Curmudge: So his daughters were ugly? (11:53pm)
Curmudge: Were they Jack Rusell Terriers? (11:55pm)
Chicken John: Ivan Stang's parents were thrown out of the Carousel by Jack R. (11:56pm)
Chicken John: Daschundes (11:56pm)
Curmudge: I was thrown off the Carousel by a Carny (11:56pm)
Chicken John: Left one in the car when he dropped into the basement (11:56pm)
Storytellers: hi! (11:56pm)
Curmudge: HI! (11:57pm)
Storytellers: how's the show been so far!? (11:57pm)
Curmudge: Nose Hair went off theme as usual. (11:57pm)
Storytellers: oh man those guys are soooo crazy!! (11:57pm)
Storytellers: gotta love em! (11:58pm)
Storytellers: Yeak, Howdy!!!!!! (11:58pm)
Curmudge: But we found out what Lee Harvey Oswalds daughter was doing in 1995. (11:58pm)
Storytellers: well we have no idea what we are doing tonight... (11:58pm)
Storytellers: Go away, stupid show (11:58pm)
Curmudge: Telling stories I bet (11:58pm)
Storytellers: do we read maquis de sade or neile gaiman, what!? (11:58pm)
Curmudge: Read them at the same time,one in each side of the stereo field. (11:59pm)
Storytellers: prince bride, short stories... we are sooo not sure! (11:59pm)
-0oiuy6t4ewq: maquis de sade (11:59pm)
Storytellers: ah haaaa goood idea! (11:59pm)
Curmudge: 2 hours in sodom (11:59pm)
-0oiuy6t4ewq: why not? (11:59pm)
Storytellers: nice. (11:59pm)
Storytellers: nice. (11:59pm)
Borg9: Thanks (12:00am)