You see, there is this tiny little particle that dwells inside Higgs' Bosom, which is something probably of Russ Meyer-esque proportions since it took a lot of people and several billion dollars to find it in a hole in Switzerland.


And tonight in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco provide an enlightening and informative perspective on the cantankerous world of particle physics, which they are uniquely qualified to discuss because they are cantankerous and watched Alan Alda's science show at least a couple of times. Bob Marc the Martian Adonis will be quantum tunneling into the show as he is currently working on the Camp Tipsy clean-up of Lake Lodoga environmental disaster area after someone spilled Chicken John all over it.


Also, in a nod to the 4th of July, we will celebrate this momentous date in which Western Samoa changed the International Date Line, so that in 1892 there were 367 days in this country, with two occurrences of Monday, July 4!


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Chatroom History
July 4, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: izzat a wuff? (10:05pm)
KatHerding: Eternal stillness regulates universal acceptance. (10:21pm)
Juggalo: We are legion! (10:23pm)
Juggalo: We are Darwin's biggest Obstacle. (10:24pm)
Bosun Higgs: Camp tipsy has a banjo infection (10:35pm)
One Listeners: but itza nice trtailer.... (10:37pm)
Bosun Higgs: Dr. Fiasco has seen many shitties in his life. (10:44pm)
Bosun Higgs: At least it wasn't like Ohio on the water. (10:47pm)
Bible: Get off me! (10:47pm)
Bible: http://hogtiedteens.org/hdmd (10:49pm)
Bible: http://friskypriests.com/unzd (10:49pm)
Bible: http://tittycircus.com/cmrr (10:51pm)
Listener: You are welcome. (10:55pm)
Listener: He is an admin (10:55pm)
Listener: and a tech (10:56pm)
Blank Blank: What did I do? (10:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: He did the thing that Meatloaf won't do for love (10:58pm)
Blank Blank: Next step,streets (10:59pm)
Blank Blank: Then a rave on every corner (10:59pm)
Blank Blank: Then a megaphone for every 3rd person (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: then an airport (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: and a trash fence (11:00pm)
Bosun Higgs: I'm tripping balls in this audience right now (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: then greeters (11:00pm)
Blank Blank: and then rangers start showing up (11:01pm)
Blank Blank: and they ban handguns (11:01pm)
Blank Blank: then a lottery for tickets (11:01pm)
Blank Blank: then Chicken John retires on the backs of the Tipsy (11:01pm)
Blank Check: Fill me in. (11:03pm)
FCC: Thank you Karen (11:04pm)
Squid: http://shittydomain.com/shhn (11:06pm)
Drunk: I could not find any LED (11:09pm)
Drunk: So,I drunk. (11:09pm)
Lewcia: I am seven,and seven is... (11:10pm)
Numbers Stations: We still come in on shortwave 1065,at about midnight,in espanol. (11:11pm)
Numbers Stations: Those are Dr.Fiascos measurements (11:12pm)
Conet: You like my project? (11:13pm)
KatHerding: yeah, I found that file ref (11:14pm)
KatHerding: I'll have to go back and listen to all 5 hours (11:14pm)
Bosun Higgs: Your other listener really loves it when you speak at length to one of your listeners in code. (11:15pm)
Conet: Blame Paul Silver? (11:15pm)
Other Listener: I got it...not so secret (11:16pm)
Other Listener: This show is as exciting as Andy Griffiths eulogy. (11:17pm)
Other Listener: Karen just sat there and watched KRob push buttons (11:17pm)
Other Listener: Karen was not even phoning it in. (11:18pm)
P.G.: I take all the blame. (11:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: fair cop (11:23pm)
Translation: Carnival Sherrif? (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: wow i'm having the longest deja vu (11:31pm)
Translation: Is this a summer rerun? (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: if i wanted to hear a podcast... (11:33pm)
Bosun Higgs: Actually, there was only ever one episode of Nose Hair Lint Gland. They just play the same one every week. (11:33pm)
Curmudge: Down here and Texas they use scud missiles for fireworks displays (11:34pm)
Curmudge: in Texas (11:34pm)
Bosun Higgs: NHLG is actually an artificial intelligence construct in Da Cloud. (11:35pm)
Obama: A tough act to follow. (11:35pm)
Obama: No (11:36pm)
Obama: What would be the point? (11:36pm)
Dream: Let's hear about me again. (11:37pm)
W: Man,I sound good here. (11:38pm)
W: I am one eloquent son of a bitch. (11:39pm)
W: Mission accomplished! (11:39pm)
W/B: ha this is so good (11:40pm)
Sailing: Hey...you know what we have NOT heard in a looong time,me slowed down 800X. (11:41pm)
Smashing Adams: We like large things put in us. (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: we heard you last week, sailing (11:43pm)
Your own kind: Yeah...stick with me,and me alone. (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: can dogs eat avocados? (11:43pm)
Sexual Freedom: Say goodbye to me. (11:44pm)
Sexual Freedom: Fiasco's Private Parts (11:45pm)
Sexual Freedom: are hard to take (11:45pm)
Whaling: It is Sailing you idiot. (11:46pm)
Relaxed: . (11:47pm)
Relaxed: When are Story Tellers coming on? (11:48pm)
Chris Collins: People now don%u2019t die from prostate cancer, breast cancer and some of the other things, The fact of the matter is, our healthcare today is so much better, we%u2019re living so much longer, because of innovations in drug development, surgical procedures, stents, implantable cardiac defibrillators, neural stimulators, they didn%u2019t exist 10 years ago. (11:51pm)
Storytellers: Storytellers are running late - on our way - will be there soon! (11:58pm)
Storytellers: Start without us! (12:01am)
Ms Fiction: We're crossing the bridge!! Almost there! (12:01am)
vj pussycat: oh, so dogs CAN eat avacados (12:02am)