Whenever the honorable old white men who herd and milk the unwashed in this, THE GREATEST COUNTRY OF AMERICA (TM), are forced by circumstances to slightly trim the DEPARTMENT OF VERY LOUD BOOMS, then taxpayer-funded public relations minions rush out a theater-wide counter-offensive to a compliant media. This fiscal period has produced a bumper crop of kinder, gentler products from the war department, such as the "wall-of-sound" that extinguishes tiny fires in petri dishes, insectoid surveillance thopters for your home/and/land, and, of course, government music for all occasions. Like from the Army DJs who rocked Manuel Noriega world:

"... the Marines asked for Welcome to the Jungle, the canine handlers requested Billy Idol's Flesh for Fantasy, and the Special Forces wanted the Doors' Strange Days. Other calls were for patriotic songs like Lee Greenwood's God Bless the U.S.A. and hard rock songs like We're Not Gonna Take It, by Twisted Sister".

Join the director of the Brazilian Underwear Research Projects Agency (BURPA) Dr. Fiasco, unaware rave test subject high on LED Karen Carpenter, and Roswell N.M. resident alien Bob-Marc for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, under budget and on time.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Your tax dollars at work.

Chatroom History
July 18, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: white people on beer (10:13pm)
KatHerding: MK-ULTRAslim (10:24pm)
KatHerding: you KNOW you want it! (10:25pm)
MK DELTA: Hey, me too! (10:25pm)
Human Beaver: flying now.....whales moving north... (10:27pm)
KatHerding: !!! \o/ KARA!!! (10:28pm)
KatHerding: come on baby! (10:29pm)
KatHerding: k-pop rulez (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: Yeah! BobMarc is there! (10:33pm)
KatHerding: with signs following... (10:53pm)
Curmudge: Are we moving? (10:56pm)
Wrybread: wrybread (11:07pm)
Wrybread: I personally blame Pete Goldie (11:07pm)
Wrybread: and sometimes Doug (11:08pm)
Doug Goldie: Hey, wtcha it. (11:10pm)
Doug Goldie: DONTDOIT!!!!!!!!! (11:11pm)
Doug Goldie: and, I'm not making the stupid, pointless calls........I only make valuable, informative calls. (11:12pm)
KatHerding: I stole stuff off the Borg9 tumblr (11:15pm)
Borg9: i want it back (11:21pm)
Borg9: says hooaaxx.. (11:30pm)
Borg9: says "context high"? (11:35pm)
Borg9: says "context high"? (11:35pm)
KatHerding: I'm a Kat lover. (11:35pm)
Borg9: says "are u muvin?" (11:37pm)
Borg9: says "can a pebble mova a radio station?" (11:38pm)
Borg9: says"he's a Martian, remember? (11:39pm)
Borg9: Says"no, they didn't..." (11:40pm)
Dr. Penny: They stayed right on the Borg9 theme during all of last week's show. (11:42pm)
Borg9: good. (11:42pm)
Dr. Penny: lol (11:42pm)
Borg9: says "The War Between Men and Women.". (11:44pm)
Storytellers: HURRY UP!!!!!!! (11:44pm)
Comdedy Lounge: try harder...spagagana did that. (11:48pm)
ok teelll the sttroory: ok do it (11:49pm)
Dr. Penny: Wasn't Borg9 married to her? (11:52pm)
sort of over the edge: sho buzzness (11:52pm)
X Day: will be covered on Pauzzliang Everdunce (11:52pm)
Vacation Beard-pop: loves muzic (11:53pm)
StoryTellers: naked... (11:54pm)
Paul: is dead, that what it's saying (11:57pm)
storytellers: hi! (12:01am)