Join hosts Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco for THE FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND tonight on Radio Valencia. Relive their 48 years of radio broadcasting and celebrate their lives as individuals before The Mandatory Marriage Act of 2058 led to their televised suicide pact. Hear favorite letters from listeners, recall their hilarious antics, listen for faint tapping on Ringo Starr's mummified skull and join in the many lawsuits that drag on until this very day.

Wednesday 10pm-Midnight (PDT)

Plug into your iTunes or other player: http://matrix.gs:8000/radiovalencia.mp3

And here's what WikiLeaks had to say about the show:


Y Convoy 5 Command Officer while conducting clearance patrol spotted 2 x Listeners at (Grid 41 S PR 7708 5256).

Nose Hair Lint Gland fired 2 x warning shots. Listeners fled. UPDATE 0657D* Listeners engaged with Small Arms Fire from Grid 41S PR 7686 5256 and Gr 41S PR 7737 5328. Nose Hair Lint Gland returned fire with Small Arms Fire.

Listeners broke contact. Casualties reported.***Event closed at 0904D*