Any careful and discriminating listener of Radio Valencia now knows of this station's near certain future as a homeless person, wandering the streets of The Mission in search of low rent and a high speed wifi. Will the DJs, CDJs, and PJs of Radio Valencia pull their act together before The Man gives them the old heave-ho?

Out of sheer necessity, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has pre-empted its FINAL BROADCAST to give the talented, but lackadaisical, RV personalities even more air time to talk about their feelings. Join moderators Karen Carpenter, Dr. Fiasco, and a worn copy of KrOBert's Rules of Order for an all-hands on-the-air staff meeting. Hear Juan de Rapido unfavorably compare the budget to Mitt Romney's pocket change, weep as Kate Willett describes the studio's lube shortage, be amazed at Dr. Hal's tales of rent control and succumb to the painful droning of John Hell. Finally, laugh at all the RV DJs who call in thinking this A-Great-Chance-To-Grow-Up-and-Go-Out-On-Our-Own.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Do I smell fundraiser?

Chatroom History
July 25, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: I want to live like common people. (10:05pm)
KatHerding: Council of LEARNED Elders?!? (10:09pm)
Curmudge: Bag of Dicks! (10:12pm)
KatHerding: what about small packets of dicks? (10:14pm)
KatHerding: yes. (10:15pm)
KatHerding: http://shittyporn.com/ddha (10:16pm)
KatHerding: not more ROK-pop! (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: woo hoo dallas! (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: magnets bitches!! (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: fiasco you're missing out! (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: he was also jerry's dentist on seinfeld (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: i thought it was (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: i think so (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: heisenberg (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: there was another actor besides cusack but i forgot (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: dont miss fire ants or humidity (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: more rednecks (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: south padre (10:31pm)
vj pussycat: urban legend? (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: zzzzzzz (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: puzzling evidence is on when CA is over (10:37pm)
Curmudge: Hey VJ (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: hey RSD (10:45pm)
KatHerding: what's that in the air tonight? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i can feel it (10:49pm)
KatHerding: coming, isn't it? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: everything is bigger in texas (10:50pm)
KatHerding: Sharktopus! (10:50pm)
Curmudge: Oklahoma, where the meth comes pourin' down like rain And the DJs all can sure smell sweet When the wind comes right you can smell the carpet. of Radio Valencia, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Sit alone and count out bags of dicks and make lazy circles in the sky. (10:51pm)
Curmudge: Head lice (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: where the wind comes sweeping down the plain (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: racist! (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:56pm)
Curmudge: In 2006, there were more than 500 radio stations in Oklahoma broadcasting with various local or nationally owned networks. Five universities in Oklahoma operate non-commercial, public radio stations/networks. (10:59pm)
Curmudge: State vegetable: Watermelon State beverage: Milk State fruit: Strawberry State game bird: Wild Turkey (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: you are a wealth of information (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I know how to copy and paste (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I hate Watermelon (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: racist (11:02pm)
Curmudge: Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma,as is Gary Busey (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: in japan the watermelon is grown in cubes for better storage/transport (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: walker, oklahoma ranger (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: so are the flaming lips (11:04pm)
Curmudge: In Japan you can buy soiled panties from vending machines. (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: nice (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: that's true isn't it? (11:06pm)
Curmudge: In San Francisco Radio DJs are forced to migrate from location to location. (11:06pm)
Curmudge: And they collect bagged dicks along their journey to finding Broadcasting Nirvana (11:07pm)
Curmudge: The DJ with the most bags of dicks at the end of the journey gets to take all the other bags of dicks from all the other DJs and they then have to start the process all over. (11:08pm)
Curmudge: But only after they have a big old dick BBQ (11:08pm)
Curmudge: http://tittycircus.com/edhf (11:10pm)
Curmudge: http://friskypriests.com/rkmu (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: it's true! (11:13pm)
vj pussycat: how come they don't have those in america? (11:14pm)
Curmudge: I have one,I sell my own soiled boxers in it...but ti does not make any money for me. (11:15pm)
vj pussycat: gee i wonder why not? where is it located? you know it's all about location location location (11:16pm)
Curmudge: It is in Oklahoma (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: no wonder!! (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: you should try ebay (11:18pm)
Curmudge: I am going to put it in the Radio Valencia Lobby,I think it will do well there. (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: It should (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: Magnets!!! (11:27pm)
Curmudge: Have they moved yet? (11:28pm)
Curmudge: I am going to take a shower... (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: Don't forget to make a deposit in your vending machine (11:30pm)
e_yazel: The name of the thing in Logan's Run is "Sanctuary" (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: i was just talking about logan's run and soylent green two days ago (11:40pm)
e_yazel: no fooling (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: we'll miss you RSD (11:41pm)
e_yazel: do these guys readhtis tonight? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: no fooling (11:41pm)
e_yazel: who is RSD? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: baby emergency? is she ok? (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: that's what i call curmudge (11:42pm)
e_yazel: what is RSD? (11:42pm)
e_yazel: there's a new studio? (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: record store dude (11:42pm)
e_yazel: they ae building a news studio fo CChicken? (11:42pm)
e_yazel: for him I mean? (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: i'm not sure. ive been away. fiasco? karen? (11:43pm)
Curmudge: Feeling better...shower done. (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: fantastic! (11:51pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Radio Valencia is moving (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: why is that? (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Something to do with a bag of dicks. (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: yea, i must've missed something while i was down in the desert (11:55pm)
Curmudge: 5 minute warning (11:56pm)
Curmudge: Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...ladies and gentlemen,Fiasco & Carpenter! (11:56pm)
Curmudge: Dennis Hopper (11:57pm)
Curmudge: My Heart Will Go On (12:00am)