THE FINAL BROADCAST
LIVE FROM MARS!
September 8, 2010 10:00pm
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND "LIVE FROM MARS!"
For their FINAL BROADCAST, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco expose Orson Welles' smear campaign on Mars and get the other side of the so-called "War of the Worlds", a (mostly) peaceful intervention, where peace-loving Martians land on Earth to free the Earthlings from Tyranny, spread FooOcracy ("Government by those who have attractive pictures in their online profiles") and, a very distant third, almost an afterthought, really, get some natural resources action. Mostly David Bowie cassette tapes.
Did you know that:
- Martians constantly struggle to overcome the common perception there is no life on Mars?
- A recent martian fad caused 10% of the population to surgically alter themselves to resemble Orson Welles? and another 10% change to look like Paul Lynde and 5% Charo? And that Earthlings feared they planned pre-invasion mind control through Hollywood Squares?
- Favorite martian food is ... Bacterios ?!
Nose Hair Lint Gland, Radio Valencia's Premier Provider of Integrated Radiophonic Solutions
For their FINAL BROADCAST, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco expose Orson Welles' smear campaign on Mars and get the other side of the so-called "War of the Worlds", a (mostly) peaceful intervention, where peace-loving Martians land on Earth to free the Earthlings from Tyranny, spread FooOcracy ("Government by those who have attractive pictures in their online profiles") and, a very distant third, almost an afterthought, really, get some natural resources action. Mostly David Bowie cassette tapes.
Did you know that:
- Martians constantly struggle to overcome the common perception there is no life on Mars?
- A recent martian fad caused 10% of the population to surgically alter themselves to resemble Orson Welles? and another 10% change to look like Paul Lynde and 5% Charo? And that Earthlings feared they planned pre-invasion mind control through Hollywood Squares?
- Favorite martian food is ... Bacterios ?!
Nose Hair Lint Gland, Radio Valencia's Premier Provider of Integrated Radiophonic Solutions
