THE FINAL BROADCAST
OLYMPICS SPECIAL
August 1, 2012 10:00pm
Bob-Marc overcame a life-threatening case of the Boo Boos.
Dr. Fiasco battled with Adult Onset Acne.
And Karen Carpenter triumphed over Obesity to make it to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND'S OLYMPICS SPECIAL!
In this FINAL BROADCAST, your hosts will discuss their losing bid for the London Olympics Opening Ceremony: A Giant Steak and Kidney Pie in the center of the stadium, surrounded by white men in Pith Helmets whipping civilization into their former colonial subjects (for that One World, multi-ethnic feel). In the outer rings, Morris Dancers perform a synchronized number about dental hygiene.
And in the end John Cleese walks over to the Olympic Flame and utters a single word:
"Trousers."
Why they didn't pick us over Danny Boyle is anyone's guess.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Hey, at least it's not NBC.
Chatroom History
August 1, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
OrinZ: Whitey is not the preferred term. (10:01pm)
malderor: And now, Nose Hair Lint Gland! (10:01pm)
Kryto Nazi Plasterer: So? (10:03pm)
Alan Turing: About your Nazi cryptography... (10:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Yay BobMarc!!!! (10:06pm)
Kryto Nazi Plasterer: Don't nazi, don't smell (10:09pm)
Mr Karen Carpenter: Better buy me a new station! (10:10pm)
Mission Decision: Fuck it, we win. (10:11pm)
OrinZ: No one will be living at Chez Poulet EXCEPT Rick & Renee. (10:13pm)
Mission Decision: Olympics rock (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Rick Moranis and Renée Zellweger? (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Do your parents still live on Mars, or have they moved to luxurious earth? (10:18pm)
SexFace: All girls (10:29pm)
SexFace: shoo the face! (10:30pm)
SexFace: watch us sexface (10:31pm)
SexFace: watch us kill radiovalencia.fm (10:31pm)
Gore Vidal: I'm dead, you know... (10:33pm)
Gore Vidal: Ernest borgnine, me.... (10:34pm)
Gore Vidal: I'm here with Bill Buckley....we're friends now, you know... (10:34pm)
Gore Vidal: Never made it to Burning Man, though... (10:35pm)
Gore Vidal: Met L. H. Oswald and the Kennedys.... (10:36pm)
The Rutles: He liked our trousers (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc can do anything! (10:40pm)
OrinZ: Euro Fighter Jets = built-in cappuccino machine (10:43pm)
Curly: curling (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: perving out competition!!!! (10:49pm)
Illuminazi: no, it's hash-zion (10:51pm)
OrinZ: Don't encourage people to talk in the catbox. (10:52pm)
Olympics: You owe us for circle jerking to the Olympic circles (10:53pm)
OrinZ: No burping into the mic! That's my bit! (10:55pm)
Illuminazi: No slurping onto the mac! That's my butt! (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: oh, yall should play x-files music for conspiracy music. (11:01pm)
OrinZ: Tracy is Chaotic Good. Possibly Chaotic Evil. Hard to say. (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc can hold it with his prehensile bellybutton. (11:03pm)
OrinZ: http://shittydomain.com/svfv (11:04pm)
OrinZ: In the year 2000: http://shittydomain.com/mbrbOlympic_ Final_2000_(1936_cartoon).jpg (11:05pm)
OrinZ: goddamit http://friskypriests.com/wafz (11:06pm)
Chatbox: Read me.... (11:08pm)
Chatbox: Who cares if you're not reading me (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise Uncle Milty! (11:18pm)
OrinZ: I prefer my cultural learnings to use saturative osmosis. (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: she is really adorable (11:23pm)
Needles, CA: Leave us out of this, please (11:43pm)
Bob Costas: Ok (11:52pm)
Bob Costas: Karen Carpenter is dead. (11:52pm)
Gore Vidal: Me, too. I'm still good. (11:52pm)
Things on TV: I was God, then.... (11:55pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry up! (11:57pm)
storytellers: storyitus incompletous (11:57pm)
storytellers: hey! who is that other storytellers? hi-jacking our nomiker (11:58pm)
StoryTellers: You do, and you'll clean it up.... (11:58pm)
Nose Hair Lint Gland: Yea...Hey!!! (11:59pm)
The Olympics: Good. They're gone. (12:02am)
Dr. Fiasco battled with Adult Onset Acne.
And Karen Carpenter triumphed over Obesity to make it to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND'S OLYMPICS SPECIAL!
In this FINAL BROADCAST, your hosts will discuss their losing bid for the London Olympics Opening Ceremony: A Giant Steak and Kidney Pie in the center of the stadium, surrounded by white men in Pith Helmets whipping civilization into their former colonial subjects (for that One World, multi-ethnic feel). In the outer rings, Morris Dancers perform a synchronized number about dental hygiene.
And in the end John Cleese walks over to the Olympic Flame and utters a single word:
"Trousers."
Why they didn't pick us over Danny Boyle is anyone's guess.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Hey, at least it's not NBC.
Chatroom History
August 1, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
OrinZ: Whitey is not the preferred term. (10:01pm)
malderor: And now, Nose Hair Lint Gland! (10:01pm)
Kryto Nazi Plasterer: So? (10:03pm)
Alan Turing: About your Nazi cryptography... (10:05pm)
Dr. Penny: Yay BobMarc!!!! (10:06pm)
Kryto Nazi Plasterer: Don't nazi, don't smell (10:09pm)
Mr Karen Carpenter: Better buy me a new station! (10:10pm)
Mission Decision: Fuck it, we win. (10:11pm)
OrinZ: No one will be living at Chez Poulet EXCEPT Rick & Renee. (10:13pm)
Mission Decision: Olympics rock (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Rick Moranis and Renée Zellweger? (10:15pm)
Dr. Penny: Do your parents still live on Mars, or have they moved to luxurious earth? (10:18pm)
SexFace: All girls (10:29pm)
SexFace: shoo the face! (10:30pm)
SexFace: watch us sexface (10:31pm)
SexFace: watch us kill radiovalencia.fm (10:31pm)
Gore Vidal: I'm dead, you know... (10:33pm)
Gore Vidal: Ernest borgnine, me.... (10:34pm)
Gore Vidal: I'm here with Bill Buckley....we're friends now, you know... (10:34pm)
Gore Vidal: Never made it to Burning Man, though... (10:35pm)
Gore Vidal: Met L. H. Oswald and the Kennedys.... (10:36pm)
The Rutles: He liked our trousers (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc can do anything! (10:40pm)
OrinZ: Euro Fighter Jets = built-in cappuccino machine (10:43pm)
Curly: curling (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: perving out competition!!!! (10:49pm)
Illuminazi: no, it's hash-zion (10:51pm)
OrinZ: Don't encourage people to talk in the catbox. (10:52pm)
Olympics: You owe us for circle jerking to the Olympic circles (10:53pm)
OrinZ: No burping into the mic! That's my bit! (10:55pm)
Illuminazi: No slurping onto the mac! That's my butt! (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: oh, yall should play x-files music for conspiracy music. (11:01pm)
OrinZ: Tracy is Chaotic Good. Possibly Chaotic Evil. Hard to say. (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc can hold it with his prehensile bellybutton. (11:03pm)
OrinZ: http://shittydomain.com/svfv (11:04pm)
OrinZ: In the year 2000: http://shittydomain.com/mbrbOlympic_ Final_2000_(1936_cartoon).jpg (11:05pm)
OrinZ: goddamit http://friskypriests.com/wafz (11:06pm)
Chatbox: Read me.... (11:08pm)
Chatbox: Who cares if you're not reading me (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: Praise Uncle Milty! (11:18pm)
OrinZ: I prefer my cultural learnings to use saturative osmosis. (11:21pm)
Dr. Penny: she is really adorable (11:23pm)
Needles, CA: Leave us out of this, please (11:43pm)
Bob Costas: Ok (11:52pm)
Bob Costas: Karen Carpenter is dead. (11:52pm)
Gore Vidal: Me, too. I'm still good. (11:52pm)
Things on TV: I was God, then.... (11:55pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry up! (11:57pm)
storytellers: storyitus incompletous (11:57pm)
storytellers: hey! who is that other storytellers? hi-jacking our nomiker (11:58pm)
StoryTellers: You do, and you'll clean it up.... (11:58pm)
Nose Hair Lint Gland: Yea...Hey!!! (11:59pm)
The Olympics: Good. They're gone. (12:02am)
