Immediately following the FINAL BROADCAST of Nose Hair Lint Gland, Radio Valencia's self-appointed General Program Manager and Radio Critic for Life, Generalissimo John Hell canceled the show citing the Geneva Convention. With the mere mention of crimes against humanity, Dr. Fiasco went into hiding. Hell, however, was stunned to discover that Karen Carpenter is a dues-paid member of the San Francisco Teachers Union Local 2121 and, like all SF teachers, could not be fired despite the untold suffering of children. So, without further dada:

John Hell presents....


LA GLANDE DE CHARPIE DES POILS DU NEZ
starring Karen Carpenter and the fugitive Dr. Fiasco (Via Satellite from an authentic Seattle opium den) ! Tonight with "clicking sounds" by special guest, KrOB!

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LA GLANDE DE CHARPIE DES POILS DU NEZ
: Because It's Not NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND!

Wednesdays, from 10 PM to Midnight

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