Immediately following the FINAL BROADCAST of LA GLANDE DE CHARPIE DES POILS DU NEZ, Radio Valencia's indecisive and pathetic Program Manager, The Honorable John Hell fired the hosts of all radio shows with French names. One step ahead of Radio Valencia's, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco renamed the show and thus are still (barely) tolerated and on air. In addition, after discussions about His Sanctimony John Hell's youthful indiscretions, Karen Carpenter returned the negatives to back to him and the entire incident was forgotten. So, without further dada:

John Hell proudly presents....

GLANDULA CAPILLIS NASO LINTEUM

It's not NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND!!
starring Karen Carpenter and the recently extradited Dr. Fiasco !

With Special Guest Sean Kelly and His Machine That Makes Crazy People (as opposed to the machine that makes people crazy)!

We'll discuss the popular Ukrainian folk tale "The Porkchop of Destiny" and read the poignant story of The Man Who Did Not Know How to Tie His Shoes.

Tune in to Radio Valencia and see why they put newspaper down on the floor Wednesdays, from 10 PM to Midnight.

GLANDULA CAPILLIS NASO LINTEUM - Radio Valencia's only show to make the UN List of Failed Nations!