THE FINAL BROADCAST
Donner Family Holiday Cooking Show
December 15, 2010 10:00pm
Immediately following the FINAL BROADCAST of
GLANDULA CAPILLIS NASO LINTEUM,
Radio Valencia's Idiot Program Manager, John Hell, fired the hosts of all radio shows EXCEPT ours! Ranting and screaming like a character right out of Glen Gerry Glen Ross, John Hell declared that no program closes better, and Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are getting the year end bonus, the steak knives and the new Cadillac, while everyone else gets a pink slip. Radio Valencia, now with 166 hours to fill, will convert to an All Sports (mostly curling and cheerleaders competitions) and 2 hours of sublime whimsy Wednesday from 10pm to midnight. So, without further dada:
John Hell proudly presents the FINAL BROADCAST of
GLÁNDULA DE HILOS DE LOS CABELLOS DEL NARIZ
It's not NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND !!
starring Karen Carpenter and the Dr. Fiasco !
With Special Guest Donner Party (aka Martyn Jones, percussionist for The Mermen) who will bring His Family Cook Book! (Carpenter, Fiasco and Jones are direct descendants of the victims of the Winter of 1846)
Tune in to Radio Valencia tonight, from 10 PM to Midnight
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - Radio Valencia's Long Pig of a Show!
GLANDULA CAPILLIS NASO LINTEUM,
Radio Valencia's Idiot Program Manager, John Hell, fired the hosts of all radio shows EXCEPT ours! Ranting and screaming like a character right out of Glen Gerry Glen Ross, John Hell declared that no program closes better, and Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are getting the year end bonus, the steak knives and the new Cadillac, while everyone else gets a pink slip. Radio Valencia, now with 166 hours to fill, will convert to an All Sports (mostly curling and cheerleaders competitions) and 2 hours of sublime whimsy Wednesday from 10pm to midnight. So, without further dada:
John Hell proudly presents the FINAL BROADCAST of
GLÁNDULA DE HILOS DE LOS CABELLOS DEL NARIZ
It's not NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND !!
starring Karen Carpenter and the Dr. Fiasco !
With Special Guest Donner Party (aka Martyn Jones, percussionist for The Mermen) who will bring His Family Cook Book! (Carpenter, Fiasco and Jones are direct descendants of the victims of the Winter of 1846)
Tune in to Radio Valencia tonight, from 10 PM to Midnight
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - Radio Valencia's Long Pig of a Show!
