THE FINAL BROADCAST
MSL LOL
August 8, 2012 10:00pm
At 10:31pm PDT last Sunday night, NASA's Mars Science Laboratory landed safely on Mars, thus releasing the greatest Internet meme since Pepper Spray Cop... ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for MSL LOL! USA! USA! USA!
The moment in-house JPL cameras were activated during EDL, Space Nerds everywhere simultaneously made the first observation of a new life form... FLIGHT CONTROLLER WITH COLORFUL MOHAWK. In short order they also discovered AGING STONER CRUISE STAGE MANAGER, thought to have either have never existed or gone extinct. Soon the SPACE NERDS were trumpeting having landed a one ton robot using a CAPTURED NAZI SKY CRANE. What has followed is an explosion of spurious comparisons of MSL with Imperial Walkers, Marvin, gold metals, religious fanatics and, of course, cats.
Tonight, on their FINAL BROADCAST, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's top scientists Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco will describe the delightful graphics, ironic juxtaposition, onomatopoeia, and various other insect organelles that comprise the phyla MSL LOL, on RADIO! Yes, that's right, on radio.
yeah.... radio.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Radio Made on Earth... WHERE IT BELONGS.
Chatroom History
August 8, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
Me: A potenis? a penato? a pentatois? a potatis? (10:05pm)
Music: geek fucks assume the hair weaves... (10:05pm)
Curmudge: Bleeders (10:08pm)
Beaver?: levers? (10:09pm)
Us: we Believe. (10:09pm)
Us: and see "War Horse"... (10:10pm)
Us: One million horses died in that Great War... (10:10pm)
Curmudge: You don't start with entertainment either. (10:10pm)
The Nanniegement: Don't Complain. Be Thankful. Takai out. (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: That's right, the guy with the mohawk was center stage during the mars landing. (10:21pm)
The Nanniegement: He had to go home to deal with stuff. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: what does meme mean? (10:40pm)
KatHerding: oh I missed the beggining. (10:45pm)
KatHerding: checkered demon much? (10:46pm)
KatHerding: can we skip the science and get to the k-pop already? (10:50pm)
KatHerding: imperial walkers! (10:50pm)
KatHerding: because of the ROCKS, Voltaire! (10:51pm)
KatHerding: piss those little fuckers right off! (10:52pm)
KatHerding: Rand Paul is FROM Mars. (10:52pm)
KatHerding: his daddy even looks like My Favorite Martian (10:52pm)
KatHerding: Klaatu barada nikto (11:00pm)
KatHerding: nice Day the Earth Stood Still soundtrack (11:08pm)
KatHerding: KLAATU! (11:09pm)
Ms Fiction: Hi nose hairs. The storytellers are taking the night off. So please indulge. Be back next week. Night night! (11:11pm)
Ms Fiction: Yeah crumudge! (11:16pm)
Ms Fiction: Dooo eeeeet! (11:17pm)
Mr. Carpenter: arresstee has record. checking now if to press charges. (11:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: got it (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: he lives a block away (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: local color (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: I hear laughter out front (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: that will be the cops (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: here is the call hang tihgt (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: ? (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: yea still togos (11:20pm)
Mr. Carpenter: police are gond (11:21pm)
Mr. Carpenter: neighbors called. can only site for tresspassing (11:21pm)
Mr. Carpenter: history of mental problems including record of B&E (11:22pm)
Mr. Carpenter: call (11:22pm)
Curmudge: Tom (11:25pm)
KatHerding: K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP (11:45pm)
KatHerding: the dreaded k-pop (11:46pm)
KatHerding: \o/ (11:46pm)
KatHerding: so hot! (11:47pm)
KatHerding: wonder girls (11:47pm)
KatHerding: j-pop is nothing (11:47pm)
KatHerding: U-pop is Mormon Utah pop (11:48pm)
Curmudge: Euro pop (11:48pm)
KatHerding: the boys be loving me. the girls be hating me. (11:49pm)
Curmudge: Unusual (11:50pm)
KatHerding: working toward a killer finale here! (11:54pm)
KatHerding: rockin organ! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: Just got my 8mm film editor working while trying to listen (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: And now it's over (11:59pm)
Curmudge: bleed (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Good idea (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Watch BB later (12:01am)
Curmudge: Been a long day (12:01am)
Curmudge: and I have a show tomorrow (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Ok tomorrow then (12:01am)
Curmudge: my gear is not set up (12:01am)
vj pussycat: It's ooookaaay (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Bye (12:02am)
Curmudge: Bye (12:02am)
Karen Carpenter: Bye. Next week we reboot or retire (12:03am)
Curmudge: Olympics on Mars (12:04am)
vj pussycat: Oh great it's a rerun of storytellers (12:04am)
Curmudge: Ha ha (12:04am)
vj pussycat: Or is it (12:04am)
Karen Carpenter: kill me (12:04am)
vj pussycat: And me (12:04am)
Curmudge: Ok...wait right there (12:05am)
The moment in-house JPL cameras were activated during EDL, Space Nerds everywhere simultaneously made the first observation of a new life form... FLIGHT CONTROLLER WITH COLORFUL MOHAWK. In short order they also discovered AGING STONER CRUISE STAGE MANAGER, thought to have either have never existed or gone extinct. Soon the SPACE NERDS were trumpeting having landed a one ton robot using a CAPTURED NAZI SKY CRANE. What has followed is an explosion of spurious comparisons of MSL with Imperial Walkers, Marvin, gold metals, religious fanatics and, of course, cats.
Tonight, on their FINAL BROADCAST, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's top scientists Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco will describe the delightful graphics, ironic juxtaposition, onomatopoeia, and various other insect organelles that comprise the phyla MSL LOL, on RADIO! Yes, that's right, on radio.
yeah.... radio.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Radio Made on Earth... WHERE IT BELONGS.
Chatroom History
August 8, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
Me: A potenis? a penato? a pentatois? a potatis? (10:05pm)
Music: geek fucks assume the hair weaves... (10:05pm)
Curmudge: Bleeders (10:08pm)
Beaver?: levers? (10:09pm)
Us: we Believe. (10:09pm)
Us: and see "War Horse"... (10:10pm)
Us: One million horses died in that Great War... (10:10pm)
Curmudge: You don't start with entertainment either. (10:10pm)
The Nanniegement: Don't Complain. Be Thankful. Takai out. (10:12pm)
Dr. Penny: That's right, the guy with the mohawk was center stage during the mars landing. (10:21pm)
The Nanniegement: He had to go home to deal with stuff. (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: what does meme mean? (10:40pm)
KatHerding: oh I missed the beggining. (10:45pm)
KatHerding: checkered demon much? (10:46pm)
KatHerding: can we skip the science and get to the k-pop already? (10:50pm)
KatHerding: imperial walkers! (10:50pm)
KatHerding: because of the ROCKS, Voltaire! (10:51pm)
KatHerding: piss those little fuckers right off! (10:52pm)
KatHerding: Rand Paul is FROM Mars. (10:52pm)
KatHerding: his daddy even looks like My Favorite Martian (10:52pm)
KatHerding: Klaatu barada nikto (11:00pm)
KatHerding: nice Day the Earth Stood Still soundtrack (11:08pm)
KatHerding: KLAATU! (11:09pm)
Ms Fiction: Hi nose hairs. The storytellers are taking the night off. So please indulge. Be back next week. Night night! (11:11pm)
Ms Fiction: Yeah crumudge! (11:16pm)
Ms Fiction: Dooo eeeeet! (11:17pm)
Mr. Carpenter: arresstee has record. checking now if to press charges. (11:17pm)
Karen Carpenter: got it (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: he lives a block away (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: local color (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: I hear laughter out front (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: that will be the cops (11:18pm)
Mr. Carpenter: here is the call hang tihgt (11:18pm)
Karen Carpenter: ? (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: yea still togos (11:20pm)
Mr. Carpenter: police are gond (11:21pm)
Mr. Carpenter: neighbors called. can only site for tresspassing (11:21pm)
Mr. Carpenter: history of mental problems including record of B&E (11:22pm)
Mr. Carpenter: call (11:22pm)
Curmudge: Tom (11:25pm)
KatHerding: K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP K-POP (11:45pm)
KatHerding: the dreaded k-pop (11:46pm)
KatHerding: \o/ (11:46pm)
KatHerding: so hot! (11:47pm)
KatHerding: wonder girls (11:47pm)
KatHerding: j-pop is nothing (11:47pm)
KatHerding: U-pop is Mormon Utah pop (11:48pm)
Curmudge: Euro pop (11:48pm)
KatHerding: the boys be loving me. the girls be hating me. (11:49pm)
Curmudge: Unusual (11:50pm)
KatHerding: working toward a killer finale here! (11:54pm)
KatHerding: rockin organ! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: Just got my 8mm film editor working while trying to listen (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: And now it's over (11:59pm)
Curmudge: bleed (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Good idea (12:00am)
vj pussycat: Watch BB later (12:01am)
Curmudge: Been a long day (12:01am)
Curmudge: and I have a show tomorrow (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Ok tomorrow then (12:01am)
Curmudge: my gear is not set up (12:01am)
vj pussycat: It's ooookaaay (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Bye (12:02am)
Curmudge: Bye (12:02am)
Karen Carpenter: Bye. Next week we reboot or retire (12:03am)
Curmudge: Olympics on Mars (12:04am)
vj pussycat: Oh great it's a rerun of storytellers (12:04am)
Curmudge: Ha ha (12:04am)
vj pussycat: Or is it (12:04am)
Karen Carpenter: kill me (12:04am)
vj pussycat: And me (12:04am)
Curmudge: Ok...wait right there (12:05am)
