As Radio Valencia endures the dog days of a San Francisco summer ("68° F. again tomorrow... NO END IN SIGHT!"), the talented staff of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is reduced to a skeleton crew, or to be specific, a skeleton-like Karen Carpenter. Dr. Fiasco has checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic, locked the door and swallowed the key. Bob-Marc has accepted an internship under Mitt Romney's advisor on alien probing. Chicken John is sulking after being forced to sign a pre-nup.


So, without anyone to stop the decline of civilization, Karen Carpenter (and inprobeable Bob-Marc) will try something new.... Radio Valencia's first simulcast! Tonight, for the FINAL BROADCAST, distant DJ Curmudge in Dallas will present new and original technical difficulties for NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND..., but with a little luck, KrOB will ruin his own birthday plans just to stop the noise crime.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Please remain seated during the dead air.

Chatroom History
August 15, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

KatHerding: did I miss anything? (10:07pm)
tvlover: Just a grandma face sandwhich. (10:30pm)
John Hell: If I have to endure one more minute... (10:37pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Kill Janor. (10:38pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Smith Jones acid pool faculty tecnuincal fddifffffficultiesssss (10:40pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Tecnically (10:43pm)
A 7-11 for a head: Not (10:43pm)
difficult.: 'kay? (10:43pm)
Dr. Penny: to BobMarc!!!!!!! (10:46pm)
KatHerding: TIME FOR K-POP! (10:47pm)
Dr. Penny: a perfect suppository for some gut blowout (10:56pm)
KatHerding: this is reminding me too much of my Family of Origin (10:57pm)
KatHerding: washington!!! (11:00pm)
KatHerding: NOT THE BRITSH CHILDREN (11:14pm)
KatHerding: exterminate! (11:16pm)
Children of The Dumbed: We Are Special! (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: Hey what are y'all doin? I just got here. (11:21pm)
Curmudge: nuthin (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: Cool (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: Where is everybody? (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: Sounds like krob (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Nice (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: Rand ub duh rost! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: Chaka khan Chaka khan (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: Ari ari! (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: Rost rost rost (11:37pm)
KatHerding: diphenhydramine hydrochloride (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: more chunk less squirt (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: What's gonna happen in the future RSD? (11:49pm)
Dr. Penny: am I listening to a Dr. Fiasco dream? (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: Not that guy again? (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: Love that! (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: Julia's bday is mine too! (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: Six minutes of bday left (11:54pm)
KatHerding: bring this baby in! (11:55pm)
KatHerding: nice (11:55pm)
KatHerding: I'm having a religious experience (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: this is good stuff (11:58pm)
KatHerding: this is GREAT! (11:59pm)
KatHerding: standing ovation! (12:00am)
KatHerding: wow (12:00am)
Storytellers: Hurry Up!! (12:00am)