As the cubicle slaves of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and that Fortune 500 company based on an imaginary dairy farm prepare for another Labor Day Weekend Vacation at Crazy Larry's RV World and Bulk Art Depot, there is also GREAT HAPPENINGS at RADIO VALENCIA. Last week the world rejoiced at the feet of the first "simulcast" with Curmudge from Dallas, triggering such unbridled joy that it will be repeated this week. Perennial host Karen Carpenter and Martian-American Bob-Marc were delighted and relieved to be visited by KrOB, owner of 3 iPods... and Dr. Fiasco has promised to check himself out of the Betty Ford Clinic soon as he's caught up on Breaking Bad. Even the patriot and documentarian Puzzling Evidence is counting the hours until he can share the sweet creamy filling that is NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, because it's time for DESSERT!

With a combined experience of over 3 decades of burn-out years, the extended staff of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is obliged to share their camping tips with today's kids, covering such topics as:

- Distinguishing "legitimate" art from "consensual" art.

- How YOU can capitalize on the plummeting scalped ticket market!

- Should Obamacare cover birth control on the night of the burn?

- The Dust Problem - climate change or bitter ex-burner hoax?

Join tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST, as distant DJ Curmudge, Bob-Marc, Karen Carpenter learn the Top Five Warning Signs of Adult Onset Show.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: There will be pie.


Chatroom History
August 22, 2012 10:00pm - 12:30am

Curmudge: Good stuff...enjoyed the last hour or so (10:01pm)
Margarita Azucar: I did too. Thanks (10:01pm)
Curmudge: Your welcome. (10:02pm)
Curmudge: You're (10:02pm)
Wrybread: so is it a good thing or bad thing that whitey is now on mars? (10:02pm)
Ferrara: yeah but the good stuff is about to come to a screeching halt (10:02pm)
Ferrara: NHLG time (10:03pm)
Wrybread: i think i heard this song all day long today (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: ha ha I posted it on fb the other day (10:04pm)
Ferrara: a horse with no mane (10:06pm)
Ferrara: me and you and a dog named boo (10:07pm)
Ferrara: i last went in 1999 (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: elevenseventytwo (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: If it wasn't it your body don't put it in the potty (10:09pm)
nerdy nate: nate (10:11pm)
nerdy nate: what is the phone again? (10:11pm)
Ferrara: scroll down to the foot of this column (10:12pm)
Wrybread: this is starting to sound like actual radio (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: It's pretty fuckin warm (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: hey RSD, I've got a delay too on my phone, and it is about seventytwo seconds (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: smart caller talking on phone and hunter s on my laptop (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: shit that last post took like 5 minutes (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: now my phone is ahead of laptop (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: dont do it! (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: its not the same! (10:25pm)
Dr. Fiasco: How do can I exchange my Burning Man ticket for a hamburger? Or a MUNI pass? (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: i think its crazy in love (10:36pm)
Curmudge: Far From Home (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: did you know that or look it up? (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: is it video? (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: thats what the ticket pays for (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: midget man! i love it!! (10:57pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Puzzling Evidence and JFK, a classic. (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: Hey fiasco! How's mrs dr and little Lúcia? (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: Lùcia (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: Ha the chat box won't show the accent (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: yes karen? (11:06pm)
Karen Carpenter: Fiasco on Hiatis (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: I know so is someone impersonating him in the chatterbox? (11:12pm)
earlyazel: This reminds me of old Albert Brooks recordings! (11:21pm)
earlyazel: It was scathing. (11:23pm)
earlyazel: I liked it. (11:23pm)
Dr. Fiasco: They're sleeping now (11:56pm)
Ms Fiction: We can't wait to read to u all!!! (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: syd! (12:01am)