Having completely run out of original thoughts, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc The Mission Martian Adonis, Dr. Fiasco and REMOTE SPECIAL GUEST DJ Curmudge have to resort to borrowed wisdom (we also have wisdom we can rent by the hour but we are saving that for a real crisis) from GREAT PEOPLE IN PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF MANKIND THROUGHOUT THE TIMES. But not the same old boring tired bromides everyone's heard before. We'll explore, dissect and illuminate the more obscure sayings of History's Luminaries such as:

"See you at the orgy tonight?"
Nero

"Who wants more wine?"
Jesus

"I'm busy tonight, I am having some people for dinner."
Idi Amin Dada

"Ouch."
JFK

"Just f*@#ing call TicketMaster and get it over with!"
Larry Harvey

"This salad is delicious! What's it called?"
Julius Caesar

"No, I'm not Ben Kingsley. Yes, I do get that a lot."
Mahatma Ghandi

Join us tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, as distant DJ Curmudge, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco (straight out of rehab!) and Karen Carpenter (if he doesn't decide to gorge himself on donuts) spout Platitudes and General Pablum that other people came up with, for a change.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Never so few annoyed so few with so little giant steps for little people on the sands, on the beaches and ... what was the rest of it?

Chatroom History
August 29, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Curmudge: it keeps disconnecting (10:04pm)
Curmudge: aaaaaaaargh (10:04pm)
Curmudge: turn me up (10:05pm)
Curmudge: ack (10:05pm)
Curmudge: it keeps disconnecting (10:06pm)
KatHerding: pop (10:08pm)
KatHerding: nov shmoz kapop (10:09pm)
Dis Connetcting: It keeps. (10:12pm)
KatHerding: Wackos everywhere, a plague of madness. (10:15pm)
Curmudge: I am not disconnecting anymore (10:16pm)
President O' Nixon: me neither. (10:16pm)
President O' Nixon: Don't bring back no Moon Bugs, Neil Arm Strong (10:18pm)
President O' Nixon: ripped his finger off and healed it back. (10:18pm)
President O' Nixon: You're no Jack O' Nixon. (10:19pm)
President O' Nixon: last show fail. (10:20pm)
KatHerding: are you not a crook? (10:22pm)
President O' Nixon: "I am not an O'Crook." (10:23pm)
OrinZ: Polka is not very Burning MAn (10:23pm)
Margarita Azucar: Justin beiber? (10:24pm)
President O' Nixon: Ich bein eign Valencier. (10:24pm)
NHLG: sinking into polka... (10:25pm)
OrinZ: Not new age polka! Not fake gypsy polka! Real polka! (10:25pm)
OrinZ: http://friskypriests.com/erzf (10:25pm)
Margarita Azucar: How bout some Mexican polka? (10:26pm)
KatHerding: how about some K-POP! (10:26pm)
Karen Carpenter: now taking your request Kat (10:30pm)
K_POP: YAAHH!!!!! (10:30pm)
Karen Carpenter: well... request? (10:34pm)
K Burn!!!!!: ME! (10:35pm)
KatHerding: http://tittykazoo.com/fxzx (10:40pm)
KatHerding: \o/ (10:47pm)
KatHerding: gangnam style (10:50pm)
KatHerding: Dallas k-pop on the grassy knoll (10:52pm)
KatHerding: this is how we feed the animals (10:54pm)
OzWilled: and a K-Pop from that knoll-edge (10:54pm)
He: is not Martian tonight. (10:55pm)
He: was building the Republican platform. (10:57pm)
He: quit before you could quit. (11:01pm)
OrinZ: They loathe bananas. (11:02pm)
OrinZ: Doctor Livingston, I presume? (11:03pm)
KatHerding: AT fuckin LANTIS! (11:04pm)
Cat Box: no one listens to me (11:07pm)
OrinZ: Nostradamus (11:08pm)
KatHerding: I am disappoint. (11:08pm)
Baron Von Munchausen: fine (11:09pm)
Baron Von Munchausen: Me, also (11:09pm)
Baron Von Munchausen: Look ! a Martian on a computer ! (11:10pm)
I'm: short! (11:12pm)
KatHerding: Tombs and caskets floating in Braithwaite, LA (11:15pm)
PE: See "Salesman" by the Maysles Bros......this speech is built from that documentary (11:21pm)
The Ocean: I'm coming for all of you!!! (11:45pm)
ffazzaz: http://shittyporn.com/uatz (11:47pm)
ffazzaz: Pero no en vano ha vivido este valiente. Hasta la victoria Siempre. (11:50pm)
Dr. Penny: I fell asleep after eating dinner and just woke up. Dr. Fiasco returns!!!!! (11:53pm)
storeytellers: we don't think ur so bad nhlg (11:57pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg is awesome. (11:57pm)
storeytellers: yeah! (11:58pm)
storeytellers: the sun is setting for u nhlg! (12:00am)
Curmudge: disconnected storytellers (12:00am)
OrinZ: I've heard of Mustafa! (12:00am)
Curmudge: A heard of Mustang (12:01am)
storeytellers: uh hum yes we are ready!! (12:01am)
Curmudge: Storey? (12:01am)
storeytellers: yes story! (12:01am)
storytellers: heh (12:01am)
storytellers: i fixed it :) (12:02am)
Curmudge: I have disconnected from you NHLG (12:02am)
storytellers: no we no burn no more! (12:02am)
storytellers: what?! (12:02am)
storytellers: that was a dig!!! (12:03am)
Karen Carpenter: explain (12:04am)
storytellers: we wont be around when ur at the new station? (12:05am)
storytellers: and u won't miss us if we aren't!!?? (12:05am)