Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are both missing in action this week. Rumor has it that they are on covert missions for a government. Until recently no one really knew which government or if this is really true or just another obfuscation spread by the RVIPAMA.(Radio Valencia Indoctrination,Propaganda and Misdirection Agency).


But the real truth is that this wek's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND has been outsourced to Texas. And so, tonight GUEST DJ CURMUDGE from Dallas will try and keep this airship from crashing and burning in the absence of it's two figureheads and a vital and thriving on-air source of wisdom and idiocy with a mix of the most, shall we say, "memorable" moments of the show in the recent past. And so, not unlike the Planaria flat worm, the show regenerates itself even when its nervous system (emphasis on nervous) is gone.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Texas. It's in Arizona, right?

Chatroom History
September 5, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: BLASPHEMY!! (10:03pm)
Jack Champion: Yes! (10:05pm)
Wrybread: This is thoroughly riotous (10:05pm)
Jack Champion: Great job curmudgeon...... Finally the last show... (10:06pm)
Karen Carpenter: khan khan khan (10:17pm)
OrinZ: The Gland is in rare form tonight. (11:39pm)
MSchmormac: best nhlg ever! (11:44pm)
Curmudge: outsourcing is good for America (11:45pm)
MSchmormac: shang a lang lang doo wah (11:58pm)
storytellers: yuck! (12:01am)
storytellers: who is that crazy lady saying that!? (12:01am)
storytellers: get off the air nose hairs! (12:02am)
storytellers: love u!! (12:02am)
Curmudge: They are off. (12:02am)
storytellers: okay we will take your advice. (12:03am)
storytellers: now get off the air! (12:03am)
storytellers: love u!!! (12:03am)
storytellers: bye! (12:03am)
Curmudge: Bye (12:04am)
MSchmormac: bravo!again (12:04am)
Curmudge: Thank you (12:04am)
Curmudge: It was a blast (12:04am)
MSchmormac: you should do a remix of my show some time! (12:04am)
Curmudge: Not the first time I have been asked that...heh (12:05am)