THE FINAL BROADCAST
A BRAZILION BRAZILIANS
September 19, 2012 10:00pm
Bad News, Everybody!
We are all pasty, inbred, web-toed idiots, inept at simple tasks, lacking self-respect and decent hygiene, and are addicted to handouts from a bloated collapsing government led by self-serving bureaucrats.
This came about thanks to Charles Darwin and his misguided hobby of amateur matchmaking and early industrial age people breeding. That and the lack of television and all those sexy, sexy cousins led to the current state of affairs, but...
Good News, Everybody!
There is a primordial land to the south, farther south than even the most southern country in the Western Hemisphere, Mexico.
In this wondrous place called known colloquially as Amazonian-Mexico or Sounds-Spanish-But-Isn't Mexico, featured in the maps as "Brazil", a veritable compost heap of human genetic diversity stirs, from fireplug-sized rubber barons to tall blond supermodels, rocket scientists to soccer stars.... and they are all cross-breeding at a rate not imagined possible even by Professor Larry Flynt.
Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND tonight as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, The Manifestation of Disembodied DJ and Special Guest Curmudge and Genetic Wonder Überman Dr. Fiasco explain how in the near future these "Brazilians" will have mixed up enough DNA to create the very image of this planet's future... a giant sexy soccer playing super scientist with great skin tone and scarcely any morals at all. Hurrah!
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: who peed in the gene pool?
Chatroom History
September 19, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: Is whitey on the moon yet (10:02pm)
Curmudge: Ha hahhaaaa (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: Heheheheheheeeeeee (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: This is the longest PSA ever (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: Time warp (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: Huell!! (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: How much what? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: Pot? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: A couple of pounds (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: And three Vicodin (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: You know you're supposed to talk in pirate today. Didn't you get the memo? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: The horror the horror (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: Hey fiasco, hope y'all are gonna be home this weekend cause I'm coming over (11:30pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Yeah, come over! (11:53pm)
Curmudge: I will (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: Oh good! I'll be in touch - let mrs doctor know (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: You should get curmudge to send some BBQ (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: Will you send us some BBQ RSD? (12:00am)
Curmudge: no (12:01am)
vj pussycat: : ( (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Will you bring us some BBQ? (12:02am)
storytellers: we're here. geek love is totally awesome. (12:02am)
Curmudge: BBQ Love (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Mmmmm extra sauce too (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Bye NHLG (12:03am)
Curmudge: BYE (12:03am)
Curmudge: Texafornia (12:04am)
I like boobs!!: This is wow! (12:08am)
Mikeyjoe: Yea I'm loving your voice!!! (12:11am)
We are all pasty, inbred, web-toed idiots, inept at simple tasks, lacking self-respect and decent hygiene, and are addicted to handouts from a bloated collapsing government led by self-serving bureaucrats.
This came about thanks to Charles Darwin and his misguided hobby of amateur matchmaking and early industrial age people breeding. That and the lack of television and all those sexy, sexy cousins led to the current state of affairs, but...
Good News, Everybody!
There is a primordial land to the south, farther south than even the most southern country in the Western Hemisphere, Mexico.
In this wondrous place called known colloquially as Amazonian-Mexico or Sounds-Spanish-But-Isn't Mexico, featured in the maps as "Brazil", a veritable compost heap of human genetic diversity stirs, from fireplug-sized rubber barons to tall blond supermodels, rocket scientists to soccer stars.... and they are all cross-breeding at a rate not imagined possible even by Professor Larry Flynt.
Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND tonight as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, The Manifestation of Disembodied DJ and Special Guest Curmudge and Genetic Wonder Überman Dr. Fiasco explain how in the near future these "Brazilians" will have mixed up enough DNA to create the very image of this planet's future... a giant sexy soccer playing super scientist with great skin tone and scarcely any morals at all. Hurrah!
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: who peed in the gene pool?
Chatroom History
September 19, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: Is whitey on the moon yet (10:02pm)
Curmudge: Ha hahhaaaa (10:03pm)
vj pussycat: Heheheheheheeeeeee (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: This is the longest PSA ever (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: Time warp (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: Huell!! (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: How much what? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: Pot? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: A couple of pounds (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: And three Vicodin (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: You know you're supposed to talk in pirate today. Didn't you get the memo? (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: The horror the horror (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: Hey fiasco, hope y'all are gonna be home this weekend cause I'm coming over (11:30pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Yeah, come over! (11:53pm)
Curmudge: I will (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: Oh good! I'll be in touch - let mrs doctor know (11:54pm)
vj pussycat: You should get curmudge to send some BBQ (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: Will you send us some BBQ RSD? (12:00am)
Curmudge: no (12:01am)
vj pussycat: : ( (12:01am)
vj pussycat: Will you bring us some BBQ? (12:02am)
storytellers: we're here. geek love is totally awesome. (12:02am)
Curmudge: BBQ Love (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Mmmmm extra sauce too (12:02am)
vj pussycat: Bye NHLG (12:03am)
Curmudge: BYE (12:03am)
Curmudge: Texafornia (12:04am)
I like boobs!!: This is wow! (12:08am)
Mikeyjoe: Yea I'm loving your voice!!! (12:11am)
