THE FINAL BROADCAST
WHAT DOES THIS DOOHICKEY DO AGAIN?
September 26, 2012 10:00pm
As the old saying goes, "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems".
With Radio Valencia's recent move into new palatial accommodations featuring Brazilian rosewood desks, beluga foreskin sofas, Frank Sinatra's Lost Solid Gold Microphone and Carrara marble statues that would make the staff of Scarface's Better Homes and Fortified Compounds Magazine pee in their pants the paradox has presented itself. Again.
As any of the three listeners of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND knows, the first half hour of the show is always invariably spent in a wonderful Journey of Discovery whereby the hosts re-acquaint themselves with the studio equipment, knowledge instantly evaporates once the show is over, gone into the cool late night air like the puffs of crack pipes on Treat and 16th. Indeed, it is not a show if Karen Carpenter does not yell "We've got dead air! Again!" as soon as the velvety and nonchalant DJ Juan Rapido relinquishes control of the radio station.
But now, further complications have arisen. Now the whole shebang is in a different location. Do all those knobs and switches react the same as they did in the recently evacuated Chez Poulet?
Will Bob-Marc now forever remain in monaural limbo on the left channel or can he blossom into a quadrophonic force to be reckoned with?Will Karen Carpenter find the legendary "Green Mic Cable" or have to suffer with the common black variety?
Will Dr.Fiasco finally prove that sometimes a button is just a button, and when you press it, it does the same thing no matter were it is situated? Will cords and cables be stretched to the breaking point in order to traverse the vast expanse of the new studio?
Will Nose Hair Lint Gland decide to go wireless so they can snuggle on the couch while they entertain the masses?
Will the windows be a source of wonder and enjoyment or just a route for escaping the vertigo created by trying to navigate in a brand new space?
In an act of solidarity Curmudge will be moving his studio located in the Texas Satellite of the Nose Hair Industries Broadcast Division down the hall to another room so he too can join in the seeming confusion created by dislocation.
Join Green Cabled Karen Carpenter, Dr. "Just Press the Fucking Button" Fiasco, Aurally Ambiguous Bob-Marc (here and not-here), and Geographically Displaced Curmudge for the FINAL STEREO TEST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Don't press that button.
Chatroom History
September 26, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: heil (10:02pm)
Dr. Penny: You didn't say "Nose Hair Lint Gland" before any other words. (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: lol (10:04pm)
jeniblue: is it a cock sock? (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: no he's smooth down there (10:04pm)
jeniblue: heyyyy. the last time i heard nhlg, whitey was on the moon (10:05pm)
jeniblue: wait. am i supposed to say nose hair lint gland first? (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: no (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: actually your clown pic was very appropo (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco told us a story this weekend about a clown (10:11pm)
jeniblue: ill put it back up (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: no rush (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: hahah (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: clown, come out of the closet in your rainbow pants! (10:14pm)
jeniblue: he is playing in the freezer (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: oh it is the freezer. i see it now. hence the ice trays. (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: what does it mean when you say to someone, "come out of the freezer"? (10:15pm)
jeniblue: time to get laid? (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: or like, "that fucking clown finally came out of the freezer" (10:16pm)
jeniblue: i really really want that voice effect (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: there's a surgical procedure i think (10:17pm)
jeniblue: the kids would freakin take a nap and eat their soup if i had that! (10:18pm)
jeniblue: is it the same one that hairy naked clown had? (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: which one? (10:21pm)
jeniblue: you missed him (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: was he where that hot monkey is now? (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:23pm)
jeniblue: yeah. i thought that was a hairy mermaid (10:23pm)
jeniblue: monkey? or ape? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: she does look like a mermaid from afar (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: man or woman? (10:24pm)
jeniblue: like one of those ripleys believe it or not mermaids (10:25pm)
jeniblue: shrunken head (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: oh i just saw what you were talking about. i need a palette cleanser (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: that is soooooooo wrong (10:26pm)
jeniblue: the naked pierot guy? (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: i wish i was in momento so i would never remember that (10:28pm)
jeniblue: pierrot (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: ken wheels is moving to cleveland (10:29pm)
jeniblue: scary eh? (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: scary enough to get a lobotomy (10:30pm)
jeniblue: what has the world come to? (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: idk (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: how about some huell for jeniblue? she finally got a phone that enables her to join the fun (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: i don't think they're reading this tonight (10:32pm)
jeniblue: huell howser? (10:32pm)
jeniblue: well gollllly! (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: he's never seen a dog eat an avocado (10:33pm)
jeniblue: i think they ate still connecting their headphones (10:33pm)
jeniblue: atent avacados toxic to dogs (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: probably but also distracted by studio guest (10:34pm)
jeniblue: what? is guest a naked pierrot? (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: no that's chocolate and that's not eithert (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: doesn't sound like it (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: yea fiasco, you should checck it out (10:41pm)
jeniblue: did u post that one? (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: yea, stole it from foley (10:42pm)
jeniblue: is that where jenn got kicked out for fuckin with the sculpture? (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: yea, but that was like 20 minutes ago (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: what are they talking about right now? (10:42pm)
jeniblue: that kid looks luke cross between chuckey and toddler in tiara (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha it is fucin creepy (10:43pm)
jeniblue: ohio? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: 20 minutes ago (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: how did that happen? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: they just were talking about breaking bad too (10:44pm)
jeniblue: i missed that (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: they are counting until curmudge responds right now - tell me when you hear that (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: it hasn't happened yet (10:45pm)
jeniblue: is my stream delayed? (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: maybe but not that much (10:47pm)
jeniblue: they sre talking about pernod (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: no pruno (10:47pm)
jeniblue: oh. (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: the stuff you drink in jail (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: but you're caught up (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: i'm drinking root beer right now (10:48pm)
jeniblue: ive never bern in jail (10:49pm)
jeniblue: except to visit (10:49pm)
jeniblue: hey mmmmmm root beer (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i've only been for a brief time while waiting for my dad to come get me. it wasn't long enough to make pruno (10:50pm)
jeniblue: i was just gonna say, that spunds luke one of martyns fantasies (10:50pm)
jeniblue: LIKE (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: what (10:51pm)
jeniblue: the rxploding root beer thing (10:51pm)
jeniblue: gah. EXploding (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: ha (10:52pm)
jeniblue: no. really (10:52pm)
jeniblue: mmmmm caprihna (10:52pm)
jeniblue: council of fail-dors? (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: that is great effect (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: for one or two words (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: brb (10:59pm)
jeniblue: i told you! if i had that children would obey my every command (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: talk to fiasco about borrowing brb (10:59pm)
jeniblue: for one or two words (10:59pm)
jeniblue: but really thats all i need (11:00pm)
jeniblue: ok. new pic (11:00pm)
jeniblue: me or u? (11:00pm)
jeniblue: dr fiasco told the funniest story about ken eheels not dropping wedding cake (11:01pm)
jeniblue: is it near witch mt? (11:03pm)
jeniblue: smart chae. makes (11:04pm)
jeniblue: smart chaw? (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: Oh the show's going to start soon (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: chaw? (11:07pm)
jeniblue: can i get that @ amazon? (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: I've had that cubano (11:08pm)
jeniblue: what is it? (11:09pm)
jeniblue: i think u should give it to mr (11:10pm)
jeniblue: to me (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: A giant sandwich with like ten kinds of meat, but you can't eat it. It's got eggs too (11:10pm)
jeniblue: i also need a carpet (11:10pm)
jeniblue: i can take the eggs off (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: not really. It's super messy and stuff. just tell them to leave the eggs off (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: ONE GUY?!!! (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: wrong jenn (11:13pm)
jeniblue: hih? (11:13pm)
jeniblue: martyn has a lesbian ntl forest tshirt (11:14pm)
jeniblue: hes too fat 4 it now (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: nice (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: See (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: Yes (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: That's what's nice (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: he could stand to lose a few (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: I want to hear I fink you freeky (11:20pm)
jeniblue: i lost my stream. are they talking about hitler? (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: They were. They read some of our chat. The part about Martyn (11:22pm)
jeniblue: great. (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Talking about Hal now (11:23pm)
jeniblue: why does every conversation end up being about hitler? (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Idk, Anne frankly I hadn't noticed (11:24pm)
jeniblue: when is puzzling evidence btw? thursdays? (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: Yea at 3am on kpfa (11:25pm)
jeniblue: ha ha. i just saw a pic pf anne franks tpilet (11:25pm)
jeniblue: toilet (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: why? (11:25pm)
jeniblue: u also quoted hal today to children (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: Gonhorrea cha cha cha (11:26pm)
jeniblue: i also did. not u (11:26pm)
jeniblue: why hal? or annes toilet? (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: I didn't remember that. glad it was u (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: toilet (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: you should call (11:27pm)
jeniblue: archaeology update (11:27pm)
jeniblue: archaeology update (11:27pm)
jeniblue: i wstch kpop news sometimes (11:28pm)
jeniblue: with sound off (11:28pm)
jeniblue: call who? (11:28pm)
jeniblue: are they gonna talk about kum jong? (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: the show (11:29pm)
jeniblue: kim jong (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: what's the number again? (11:30pm)
jeniblue: why (11:30pm)
jeniblue: 1800bagodicks (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: just something to do. i gave them a 30 minute review of burning man 2 weeks ago (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: 415-407-6219 (11:32pm)
jeniblue: i could regale them woth stories of preschoolers (11:33pm)
jeniblue: the latest playgrpund game is "how do mermaids pee?" (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: that's a good one (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: call and ask if dr. hal is there (11:34pm)
jeniblue: PLAYGROUND gah! need spellcheck (11:35pm)
jeniblue: seriously. its a riot. ill try to get a video of them acting it out (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: clap (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: call and tell us about it (11:36pm)
jeniblue: ha ha. cause grownup? is how do metmaids do it (11:36pm)
jeniblue: he said clap. jinx (11:37pm)
jeniblue: i gotta go to sleep (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: its almost over (11:37pm)
jeniblue: i have to get up at the crackass crack of dawn (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: i know but there's only 21 minutes left. just call in and then sleep (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: not me (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: not until storytellers (11:39pm)
jeniblue: i got all my rugs for free on the street (11:40pm)
jeniblue: brong back teddy ruxpin (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: i got free rugs at teh flea mkt (11:41pm)
jeniblue: now i want a delicious cuban sandwich (11:45pm)
jeniblue: or country fried bacon (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: that deep fried bacon was so good (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: not me (11:47pm)
jeniblue: hey. that would be a good question for dr hal. how do mermaids pee? (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: yes it would (11:48pm)
jeniblue: same as fish i guess. (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: they have a hole (11:49pm)
jeniblue: dont pick kim jong or hitler (11:49pm)
jeniblue: ha ha ha. one last barf (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: dont tell him i did that (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: but he's the one who wanted me to post that on fb (11:50pm)
jeniblue: apes vs monkees. theres a theme (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: dwarves vs. midgets (11:51pm)
jeniblue: hed b proud (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: he would. he should be listening (11:51pm)
jeniblue: hahaha dearf like tendencies (11:51pm)
jeniblue: no Dwarf like tendencies (11:51pm)
jeniblue: thats my new band (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: they were talking about even dwarves started small 2 weeks ago (11:52pm)
jeniblue: thanks for bringing that up. now ill never sleep (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: ha ha (11:53pm)
jeniblue: 50 shades of tan in my neighborhood (11:53pm)
storytellers: we refuse to read that 50 shades book. probably. (11:54pm)
jeninlue: oh how i miss all those pushy old chinese ladies that finally died and painted their houses bright bright pink (11:56pm)
jeninlue: mini martyn (11:58pm)
storytellers: two minutes early? (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: grandma (11:58pm)
storytellers: we'll do it (11:59pm)
jeninlue: omg (11:59pm)
Das some guy: U (12:01am)
jeninlue: grandma is a good theme (12:01am)
storytellers: not early anymore btw (12:01am)
vj pussycat: YES!!! (12:01am)
Curmudge: Connect... (12:01am)
vj pussycat: grandma!!! (12:01am)
jeniblue: hahahaha (12:02am)
vj pussycat: goodnight NHLG, RSD and jeniblue. thx for chattering with me : ) (12:02am)
Curmudge: GOODNIGHT! (12:03am)
jeniblue: thanks nose jairs (12:03am)
vj pussycat: jairs (12:03am)
jeniblue: nose HAIRS! (12:03am)
jeniblue: what is a jair? (12:04am)
vj pussycat: let's do it again next week jeniblue. so glad you have a 'smart' phone now (12:04am)
jeniblue: dr hal (12:04am)
vj pussycat: she said grandma (12:04am)
vj pussycat: yep dr hal (12:04am)
jeniblue: sigh.... goodnite (12:04am)
vj pussycat: buh bye (12:05am)
With Radio Valencia's recent move into new palatial accommodations featuring Brazilian rosewood desks, beluga foreskin sofas, Frank Sinatra's Lost Solid Gold Microphone and Carrara marble statues that would make the staff of Scarface's Better Homes and Fortified Compounds Magazine pee in their pants the paradox has presented itself. Again.
As any of the three listeners of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND knows, the first half hour of the show is always invariably spent in a wonderful Journey of Discovery whereby the hosts re-acquaint themselves with the studio equipment, knowledge instantly evaporates once the show is over, gone into the cool late night air like the puffs of crack pipes on Treat and 16th. Indeed, it is not a show if Karen Carpenter does not yell "We've got dead air! Again!" as soon as the velvety and nonchalant DJ Juan Rapido relinquishes control of the radio station.
But now, further complications have arisen. Now the whole shebang is in a different location. Do all those knobs and switches react the same as they did in the recently evacuated Chez Poulet?
Will Bob-Marc now forever remain in monaural limbo on the left channel or can he blossom into a quadrophonic force to be reckoned with?Will Karen Carpenter find the legendary "Green Mic Cable" or have to suffer with the common black variety?
Will Dr.Fiasco finally prove that sometimes a button is just a button, and when you press it, it does the same thing no matter were it is situated? Will cords and cables be stretched to the breaking point in order to traverse the vast expanse of the new studio?
Will Nose Hair Lint Gland decide to go wireless so they can snuggle on the couch while they entertain the masses?
Will the windows be a source of wonder and enjoyment or just a route for escaping the vertigo created by trying to navigate in a brand new space?
In an act of solidarity Curmudge will be moving his studio located in the Texas Satellite of the Nose Hair Industries Broadcast Division down the hall to another room so he too can join in the seeming confusion created by dislocation.
Join Green Cabled Karen Carpenter, Dr. "Just Press the Fucking Button" Fiasco, Aurally Ambiguous Bob-Marc (here and not-here), and Geographically Displaced Curmudge for the FINAL STEREO TEST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Don't press that button.
Chatroom History
September 26, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: heil (10:02pm)
Dr. Penny: You didn't say "Nose Hair Lint Gland" before any other words. (10:04pm)
Dr. Penny: lol (10:04pm)
jeniblue: is it a cock sock? (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: no he's smooth down there (10:04pm)
jeniblue: heyyyy. the last time i heard nhlg, whitey was on the moon (10:05pm)
jeniblue: wait. am i supposed to say nose hair lint gland first? (10:06pm)
vj pussycat: no (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: actually your clown pic was very appropo (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: dr fiasco told us a story this weekend about a clown (10:11pm)
jeniblue: ill put it back up (10:11pm)
vj pussycat: no rush (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: hahah (10:13pm)
vj pussycat: clown, come out of the closet in your rainbow pants! (10:14pm)
jeniblue: he is playing in the freezer (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: oh it is the freezer. i see it now. hence the ice trays. (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: what does it mean when you say to someone, "come out of the freezer"? (10:15pm)
jeniblue: time to get laid? (10:16pm)
vj pussycat: or like, "that fucking clown finally came out of the freezer" (10:16pm)
jeniblue: i really really want that voice effect (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: there's a surgical procedure i think (10:17pm)
jeniblue: the kids would freakin take a nap and eat their soup if i had that! (10:18pm)
jeniblue: is it the same one that hairy naked clown had? (10:20pm)
vj pussycat: which one? (10:21pm)
jeniblue: you missed him (10:22pm)
vj pussycat: was he where that hot monkey is now? (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:23pm)
jeniblue: yeah. i thought that was a hairy mermaid (10:23pm)
jeniblue: monkey? or ape? (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: she does look like a mermaid from afar (10:24pm)
vj pussycat: man or woman? (10:24pm)
jeniblue: like one of those ripleys believe it or not mermaids (10:25pm)
jeniblue: shrunken head (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: oh i just saw what you were talking about. i need a palette cleanser (10:26pm)
vj pussycat: that is soooooooo wrong (10:26pm)
jeniblue: the naked pierot guy? (10:27pm)
vj pussycat: i wish i was in momento so i would never remember that (10:28pm)
jeniblue: pierrot (10:28pm)
vj pussycat: ken wheels is moving to cleveland (10:29pm)
jeniblue: scary eh? (10:29pm)
vj pussycat: scary enough to get a lobotomy (10:30pm)
jeniblue: what has the world come to? (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: idk (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: how about some huell for jeniblue? she finally got a phone that enables her to join the fun (10:32pm)
vj pussycat: i don't think they're reading this tonight (10:32pm)
jeniblue: huell howser? (10:32pm)
jeniblue: well gollllly! (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: he's never seen a dog eat an avocado (10:33pm)
jeniblue: i think they ate still connecting their headphones (10:33pm)
jeniblue: atent avacados toxic to dogs (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: probably but also distracted by studio guest (10:34pm)
jeniblue: what? is guest a naked pierrot? (10:34pm)
vj pussycat: no that's chocolate and that's not eithert (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: doesn't sound like it (10:35pm)
vj pussycat: yea fiasco, you should checck it out (10:41pm)
jeniblue: did u post that one? (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: yea, stole it from foley (10:42pm)
jeniblue: is that where jenn got kicked out for fuckin with the sculpture? (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: yea, but that was like 20 minutes ago (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: what are they talking about right now? (10:42pm)
jeniblue: that kid looks luke cross between chuckey and toddler in tiara (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha it is fucin creepy (10:43pm)
jeniblue: ohio? (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: 20 minutes ago (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: how did that happen? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: they just were talking about breaking bad too (10:44pm)
jeniblue: i missed that (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: they are counting until curmudge responds right now - tell me when you hear that (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: it hasn't happened yet (10:45pm)
jeniblue: is my stream delayed? (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: maybe but not that much (10:47pm)
jeniblue: they sre talking about pernod (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: no pruno (10:47pm)
jeniblue: oh. (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: the stuff you drink in jail (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: but you're caught up (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: i'm drinking root beer right now (10:48pm)
jeniblue: ive never bern in jail (10:49pm)
jeniblue: except to visit (10:49pm)
jeniblue: hey mmmmmm root beer (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i've only been for a brief time while waiting for my dad to come get me. it wasn't long enough to make pruno (10:50pm)
jeniblue: i was just gonna say, that spunds luke one of martyns fantasies (10:50pm)
jeniblue: LIKE (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: what (10:51pm)
jeniblue: the rxploding root beer thing (10:51pm)
jeniblue: gah. EXploding (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: ha (10:52pm)
jeniblue: no. really (10:52pm)
jeniblue: mmmmm caprihna (10:52pm)
jeniblue: council of fail-dors? (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: that is great effect (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: for one or two words (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: brb (10:59pm)
jeniblue: i told you! if i had that children would obey my every command (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: talk to fiasco about borrowing brb (10:59pm)
jeniblue: for one or two words (10:59pm)
jeniblue: but really thats all i need (11:00pm)
jeniblue: ok. new pic (11:00pm)
jeniblue: me or u? (11:00pm)
jeniblue: dr fiasco told the funniest story about ken eheels not dropping wedding cake (11:01pm)
jeniblue: is it near witch mt? (11:03pm)
jeniblue: smart chae. makes (11:04pm)
jeniblue: smart chaw? (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: Oh the show's going to start soon (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: chaw? (11:07pm)
jeniblue: can i get that @ amazon? (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: I've had that cubano (11:08pm)
jeniblue: what is it? (11:09pm)
jeniblue: i think u should give it to mr (11:10pm)
jeniblue: to me (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: A giant sandwich with like ten kinds of meat, but you can't eat it. It's got eggs too (11:10pm)
jeniblue: i also need a carpet (11:10pm)
jeniblue: i can take the eggs off (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: not really. It's super messy and stuff. just tell them to leave the eggs off (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: ONE GUY?!!! (11:12pm)
vj pussycat: wrong jenn (11:13pm)
jeniblue: hih? (11:13pm)
jeniblue: martyn has a lesbian ntl forest tshirt (11:14pm)
jeniblue: hes too fat 4 it now (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: nice (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: See (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: Yes (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: That's what's nice (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: he could stand to lose a few (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: I want to hear I fink you freeky (11:20pm)
jeniblue: i lost my stream. are they talking about hitler? (11:22pm)
vj pussycat: They were. They read some of our chat. The part about Martyn (11:22pm)
jeniblue: great. (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Talking about Hal now (11:23pm)
jeniblue: why does every conversation end up being about hitler? (11:23pm)
vj pussycat: Idk, Anne frankly I hadn't noticed (11:24pm)
jeniblue: when is puzzling evidence btw? thursdays? (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: Yea at 3am on kpfa (11:25pm)
jeniblue: ha ha. i just saw a pic pf anne franks tpilet (11:25pm)
jeniblue: toilet (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: why? (11:25pm)
jeniblue: u also quoted hal today to children (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: Gonhorrea cha cha cha (11:26pm)
jeniblue: i also did. not u (11:26pm)
jeniblue: why hal? or annes toilet? (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: I didn't remember that. glad it was u (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: toilet (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: you should call (11:27pm)
jeniblue: archaeology update (11:27pm)
jeniblue: archaeology update (11:27pm)
jeniblue: i wstch kpop news sometimes (11:28pm)
jeniblue: with sound off (11:28pm)
jeniblue: call who? (11:28pm)
jeniblue: are they gonna talk about kum jong? (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: the show (11:29pm)
jeniblue: kim jong (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: what's the number again? (11:30pm)
jeniblue: why (11:30pm)
jeniblue: 1800bagodicks (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: just something to do. i gave them a 30 minute review of burning man 2 weeks ago (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: 415-407-6219 (11:32pm)
jeniblue: i could regale them woth stories of preschoolers (11:33pm)
jeniblue: the latest playgrpund game is "how do mermaids pee?" (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: that's a good one (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: call and ask if dr. hal is there (11:34pm)
jeniblue: PLAYGROUND gah! need spellcheck (11:35pm)
jeniblue: seriously. its a riot. ill try to get a video of them acting it out (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: clap (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: call and tell us about it (11:36pm)
jeniblue: ha ha. cause grownup? is how do metmaids do it (11:36pm)
jeniblue: he said clap. jinx (11:37pm)
jeniblue: i gotta go to sleep (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: its almost over (11:37pm)
jeniblue: i have to get up at the crackass crack of dawn (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: i know but there's only 21 minutes left. just call in and then sleep (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: not me (11:39pm)
vj pussycat: not until storytellers (11:39pm)
jeniblue: i got all my rugs for free on the street (11:40pm)
jeniblue: brong back teddy ruxpin (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: i got free rugs at teh flea mkt (11:41pm)
jeniblue: now i want a delicious cuban sandwich (11:45pm)
jeniblue: or country fried bacon (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: that deep fried bacon was so good (11:47pm)
vj pussycat: not me (11:47pm)
jeniblue: hey. that would be a good question for dr hal. how do mermaids pee? (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: yes it would (11:48pm)
jeniblue: same as fish i guess. (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: they have a hole (11:49pm)
jeniblue: dont pick kim jong or hitler (11:49pm)
jeniblue: ha ha ha. one last barf (11:49pm)
vj pussycat: dont tell him i did that (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: but he's the one who wanted me to post that on fb (11:50pm)
jeniblue: apes vs monkees. theres a theme (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: dwarves vs. midgets (11:51pm)
jeniblue: hed b proud (11:51pm)
vj pussycat: he would. he should be listening (11:51pm)
jeniblue: hahaha dearf like tendencies (11:51pm)
jeniblue: no Dwarf like tendencies (11:51pm)
jeniblue: thats my new band (11:52pm)
vj pussycat: they were talking about even dwarves started small 2 weeks ago (11:52pm)
jeniblue: thanks for bringing that up. now ill never sleep (11:53pm)
vj pussycat: ha ha (11:53pm)
jeniblue: 50 shades of tan in my neighborhood (11:53pm)
storytellers: we refuse to read that 50 shades book. probably. (11:54pm)
jeninlue: oh how i miss all those pushy old chinese ladies that finally died and painted their houses bright bright pink (11:56pm)
jeninlue: mini martyn (11:58pm)
storytellers: two minutes early? (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: grandma (11:58pm)
storytellers: we'll do it (11:59pm)
jeninlue: omg (11:59pm)
Das some guy: U (12:01am)
jeninlue: grandma is a good theme (12:01am)
storytellers: not early anymore btw (12:01am)
vj pussycat: YES!!! (12:01am)
Curmudge: Connect... (12:01am)
vj pussycat: grandma!!! (12:01am)
jeniblue: hahahaha (12:02am)
vj pussycat: goodnight NHLG, RSD and jeniblue. thx for chattering with me : ) (12:02am)
Curmudge: GOODNIGHT! (12:03am)
jeniblue: thanks nose jairs (12:03am)
vj pussycat: jairs (12:03am)
jeniblue: nose HAIRS! (12:03am)
jeniblue: what is a jair? (12:04am)
vj pussycat: let's do it again next week jeniblue. so glad you have a 'smart' phone now (12:04am)
jeniblue: dr hal (12:04am)
vj pussycat: she said grandma (12:04am)
vj pussycat: yep dr hal (12:04am)
jeniblue: sigh.... goodnite (12:04am)
vj pussycat: buh bye (12:05am)
