THE FINAL BROADCAST
MORNING EDITION
October 3, 2012 10:00pm
"Hi, I'm Gerald Ford."
"Uh... ok."
"What are you still doing in your underwear. Did you forget?"
"Forget what, Gerry?"
"We're going surfing. The Makaha Bowl is perfect today. We're hitting it, you, me, James Brown and Donald Rumsfeld. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez are coming for the luau later."
(beautiful naked woman approaches)
"Hi, I'm Garrison Keillor. I want to make love to you."
"Ok, but not with Gerald Ford watching, please. By the way, I love your radio show. But I thought you were a man."
"I used to be. "
And that's what you get when you set your alarm to NPR at a volume not loud enough to wake you up but loud enough to mess with your dreams. Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND where Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and Curmudge go out of their way to lower the bar a couple more inches.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Don't let that happen to you!
Chatroom History
October 3, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: patton (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: lifetime movie soundtrack (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: two great tastes together (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hey that was patton romney's pin (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: dont get me started on apple (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: let's just say my new macbook which i've had less than a week, already has 6 itunes media folders and i haven't even synced my phone yet (10:11pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Two great tastes: like raspberry jam and salted cod. Stoners love it. (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Yeah, some people are saying that the new charging plug on the iPhone is lame. (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Well, Obama is less than half black, but he's still considered black. (10:15pm)
jeniblue: ouchie's a good name (10:17pm)
OrinZ: Monday. There was also chair bungee jumping? (10:18pm)
OrinZ: Nope. I sorta forgot it, and sorta had a thing. (10:22pm)
Dr. Penny: Did they dance Gangnam Style at the party? (10:23pm)
OrinZ: Make some bachelor party stuff up. LET THE LEGEND GROW. (10:23pm)
OrinZ: In Brazil, sex change operations are covered under Obamacare. No joke. (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: yea kiko that sounds great (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: i mean fiasco (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: charro was on love boat a lot (10:37pm)
freezerclown: cooochie cooochie cooochie (10:38pm)
freezerclown: what sounds good? salt cod? (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: mmm with joan rivers on the love boat (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: and charro (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: she's sooooo cute (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: little monkey (10:39pm)
freezerclown: fiascocita (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: the love boat had something for everyone (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: karen's not there (10:41pm)
freezerclown: i HATED the loveboat (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: let's listen to the sound of bob marc texting (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (10:43pm)
freezerclown: i think i may like it (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: it sounds like this (10:43pm)
freezerclown: better as a grownup (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh the love boat (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: yes you would (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: not (10:43pm)
freezerclown: thats the sound of freud on an elevator (10:44pm)
freezerclown: im on morning edition btw. (10:44pm)
Curmudge: The Shaft? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: dirty (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: dirty (10:45pm)
freezerclown: damn dirty well gods (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: hey RSD you're back! fiasco demoted you to the chatterbox (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: damn dirty apes (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: if daniel johnston ever grew up, he may sound like this (10:47pm)
freezerclown: think ill sing this one to the kiddos tomorrow (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: naptime (10:47pm)
freezerclown: dirty l (10:48pm)
freezerclown: dirty cute widdle munkeys (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: cornelius likes to hear old music (10:48pm)
Curmudge: Yeah (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: yay, dub (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i didn't think yiu were doin that bad RSD (10:49pm)
Curmudge: Well... (10:50pm)
Curmudge: there seemed to be a weird connection problem (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: maybe you should tweak out huell some more (10:50pm)
Curmudge: which I hope is fixed now...I cycled my modem (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: weird is not saying much (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: joy (10:51pm)
freezerclown: lets have a huell howser dj mix (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: yea, jb hasn't heard it yet (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: i mean fc (10:52pm)
freezerclown: i cant hear anything. aftet ginsberg my live stream went away (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: it'll come back (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: restart it (10:53pm)
freezerclown: ive tried restartibg it several times (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: fella, as storytellers would spell (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: ok go to bed (10:55pm)
freezerclown: oh there (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: you back (10:55pm)
freezerclown: it is in and out (10:56pm)
freezerclown: women in deirndels drinkin cocoa (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: well, before i forget and you go to bed, we might be coming late tomorrow night while there's still parking (10:57pm)
freezerclown: i saw a riverdance flash mob pn youtube (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: same movie (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: oh it's not (10:57pm)
freezerclown: good thinking (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: riverdance, that's so 30 years ago (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: yea, so dont freak out when you hear me at 2 or 3 in the morning (10:58pm)
Karen Carpenter: Let Curmudge OUT!!! (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: y'all are in trouble (10:59pm)
freezerclown: is he trapped in the well (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: TROUBLE (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: you better check the chatterbox! (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: the well of dallas (11:00pm)
freezerclown: is that a sexting reference? (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: which one (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I am trapped in a well (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: see (11:02pm)
freezerclown: i gotta get ready for the crack ass crack o dawn edition (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: go get lassie (11:03pm)
freezerclown: tiki tiki tembo no sa rembo (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: ok g'nite freezer clown. see ya tomorrow (11:03pm)
freezerclown: tikki tikki tembo (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (11:04pm)
freezerclown: what was that? the burningman neighbors mix? (11:04pm)
freezerclown: ill be in bed. (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: L&R (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: ok but you might wake up to feed timmy (11:05pm)
freezerclown: is that curmudge playing the confusion skipping mix? (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: yep (11:05pm)
freezerclown: i like it? (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: ? (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: i like it . (11:06pm)
freezerclown: affirms my adhd (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: it's very nice (11:06pm)
freezerclown: . (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: it would be good on CA (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: more of it (11:07pm)
freezerclown: whats ca? (11:07pm)
OrinZ: Ran out of show? I'll save you! (11:07pm)
freezerclown: is that a drug? (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: curmudge's show chromatic aberrations (11:07pm)
freezerclown: oh. whens that (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: on thursday nights 12-4a (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: our time (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: overlaps over the edge and puzzling evidence (11:08pm)
freezerclown: oh great. may as wrll just stay up for puzling evidence (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: you would like some of his stuff (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: podcasted (11:09pm)
freezerclown: how did i used to function at work (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: when? (11:09pm)
Karen Carpenter: I endorse Crhromatic abberationsw! (11:09pm)
freezerclown: podcast. oh cool (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: yes, its a great show (11:09pm)
freezerclown: ok. ill check it out. (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: listen to it on the bus (11:10pm)
freezerclown: good thinkin. drown out the crsck heads (11:12pm)
freezerclown: or provide a lovel soundtrack (11:13pm)
freezerclown: crack heads (11:13pm)
freezerclown: lovely (11:13pm)
freezerclown: timmmmmay sez goodnite (11:13pm)
vj pussycat: nite timmmay (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: looks like he's already sleeping (11:15pm)
freezerclown: heyyy this is like the inside of my hesf (11:17pm)
freezerclown: head (11:17pm)
freezerclown: neat (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: back again. wonder what they were doing (11:17pm)
freezerclown: except for the british kids (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: i thought it was too (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: no that's timmy (11:18pm)
freezerclown: no its me (11:18pm)
freezerclown: in the reality where i wpnt wake up late (11:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: ZERO OVERMODULATION!!! (11:20pm)
freezerclown: and a large orange drink (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: i love my chicken (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: you got to love your chicken (11:22pm)
freezerclown: bwaaaaack bwaaaack (11:22pm)
meat glue: I'm hungry (11:23pm)
freezerclown: this reminds me of foghorn leghorn (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaha (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: eric crapton (11:24pm)
freezerclown: also reminds me of what i suspect goes on in the widdle chilluns heads all day (11:26pm)
freezerclown: not afro man (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: yea i'm sure they're thinking about lickin balls and shit' (11:26pm)
freezerclown: is he from javksonville (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: oh boy (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: george (11:27pm)
freezerclown: no. they do think about being dead a lot thpugh (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: get them the new fisher price funeral parlor (11:28pm)
freezerclown: wham?! (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: complete with casket and embalming tools (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: whamiles (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (11:29pm)
freezerclown: kids would actually love a toy casket (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: get one for all of them - nap time (11:30pm)
freezerclown: hey. lets make a fisher price funeral parlor/graveyard (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: i'm in! (11:31pm)
freezerclown: ask the astronaut (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: the brazillian astronaut? (11:31pm)
freezerclown: they seriously talk about and pretend "dead" all the time (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: i can totally picture the set from fisher price (11:32pm)
freezerclown: yeah. he has connections (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: hey fiasco, wait, what am i asking him? (11:32pm)
freezerclown: me too! it would be so cool (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: why don't you ask him (11:33pm)
freezerclown: Bag o dicks is a bad toy (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: why? that could be cool (11:33pm)
freezerclown: no not me. about becoming brazillian (11:34pm)
freezerclown: ok. im really gping to sleep now (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: yea you don't make any sense (11:34pm)
freezerclown: brushing my teeth... now (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: photo! (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: oh man, my new laptop has a built in cam - perfect for puppet show teeth brushing (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: sound more like jimmy stewart (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: i couldn't do it (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: sorry, out it back up (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: put (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: hey kool aid! (11:41pm)
freezerclown: hey kookaid! (11:41pm)
freezerclown: hey jinx (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: justin bieber throwing up (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: jinx (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: are you talking about mike hunt? (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: oh that's better (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: hr pfinstuff! (11:43pm)
freezerclown: no dick daley (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: that's a good shot byw (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: btw (11:44pm)
freezerclown: yeah. i like that one. this phone cametas pretty good (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: cmon y'all, have you ever seen a dog eat an avocado? (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: but it can't spell worth a shit (11:45pm)
freezerclown: me neither (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: perfect match! (11:46pm)
freezerclown: phil mckraken (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: he's been checkin in (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: read the transcripts (11:48pm)
storytellers: hows that new beautiful studio we're missing out on? (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: nine minutes storytellers (11:51pm)
freezerclown: once upon a time... (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Hey...a live performance of mine is reviewed here! http://smellystain.com/tmsm (11:53pm)
Curmudge: It has a forskin couch (11:54pm)
Curmudge: The studio that is. (11:54pm)
storytellers: hows that new studiio? (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: wow sounds very entertaining! (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: and bloody (11:56pm)
storytellers: no no the childrens edition of the bible!!! (11:56pm)
storytellers: with pictures! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: the children have their own bible? (11:57pm)
freezerclown: creeeeepy (11:57pm)
storytellers: followed by the marque de sade (11:57pm)
storytellers: yes the Childrens living bible (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: it's alive?! (11:57pm)
storytellers: the pictures are creepy with jesus holding the little children (11:58pm)
storytellers: the best is the one with jonas and the whale tho (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: pedophiles (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: post it (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: we want to see it storytellers (11:58pm)
storytellers: posting with the app (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: freezerclown has some good coloring books like that (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: yes that is strange (11:59pm)
storytellers: how did u know it was the 1973 edition!!?? (12:00am)
freezerclown: get together girls + jesus luvvs u (12:00am)
vj pussycat: looks like jonah just had sex with the whale (12:00am)
storytellers: i know!! (12:00am)
storytellers: yes we are here! (12:01am)
vj pussycat: goodnight y'all (12:01am)
vj pussycat: see ya this weekend fiasco! (12:01am)
freezerclown: where can i see those pix? (12:01am)
storytellers: home page (12:01am)
vj pussycat: that's a nice picture (12:02am)
vj pussycat: freezer clown you should post some shots from your coloring book (12:02am)
"Uh... ok."
"What are you still doing in your underwear. Did you forget?"
"Forget what, Gerry?"
"We're going surfing. The Makaha Bowl is perfect today. We're hitting it, you, me, James Brown and Donald Rumsfeld. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez are coming for the luau later."
(beautiful naked woman approaches)
"Hi, I'm Garrison Keillor. I want to make love to you."
"Ok, but not with Gerald Ford watching, please. By the way, I love your radio show. But I thought you were a man."
"I used to be. "
And that's what you get when you set your alarm to NPR at a volume not loud enough to wake you up but loud enough to mess with your dreams. Tune in for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND where Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and Curmudge go out of their way to lower the bar a couple more inches.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Don't let that happen to you!
Chatroom History
October 3, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: patton (10:04pm)
vj pussycat: lifetime movie soundtrack (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: two great tastes together (10:07pm)
vj pussycat: hey that was patton romney's pin (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: dont get me started on apple (10:10pm)
vj pussycat: let's just say my new macbook which i've had less than a week, already has 6 itunes media folders and i haven't even synced my phone yet (10:11pm)
Dr. Fiasco: Two great tastes: like raspberry jam and salted cod. Stoners love it. (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Yeah, some people are saying that the new charging plug on the iPhone is lame. (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: Well, Obama is less than half black, but he's still considered black. (10:15pm)
jeniblue: ouchie's a good name (10:17pm)
OrinZ: Monday. There was also chair bungee jumping? (10:18pm)
OrinZ: Nope. I sorta forgot it, and sorta had a thing. (10:22pm)
Dr. Penny: Did they dance Gangnam Style at the party? (10:23pm)
OrinZ: Make some bachelor party stuff up. LET THE LEGEND GROW. (10:23pm)
OrinZ: In Brazil, sex change operations are covered under Obamacare. No joke. (10:30pm)
vj pussycat: yea kiko that sounds great (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: i mean fiasco (10:36pm)
vj pussycat: charro was on love boat a lot (10:37pm)
freezerclown: cooochie cooochie cooochie (10:38pm)
freezerclown: what sounds good? salt cod? (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: mmm with joan rivers on the love boat (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: and charro (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: she's sooooo cute (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: little monkey (10:39pm)
freezerclown: fiascocita (10:40pm)
vj pussycat: the love boat had something for everyone (10:41pm)
vj pussycat: karen's not there (10:41pm)
freezerclown: i HATED the loveboat (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: let's listen to the sound of bob marc texting (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (10:43pm)
freezerclown: i think i may like it (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: it sounds like this (10:43pm)
freezerclown: better as a grownup (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: oh the love boat (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: yes you would (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: not (10:43pm)
freezerclown: thats the sound of freud on an elevator (10:44pm)
freezerclown: im on morning edition btw. (10:44pm)
Curmudge: The Shaft? (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: dirty (10:45pm)
vj pussycat: dirty (10:45pm)
freezerclown: damn dirty well gods (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: hey RSD you're back! fiasco demoted you to the chatterbox (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: damn dirty apes (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: if daniel johnston ever grew up, he may sound like this (10:47pm)
freezerclown: think ill sing this one to the kiddos tomorrow (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: naptime (10:47pm)
freezerclown: dirty l (10:48pm)
freezerclown: dirty cute widdle munkeys (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: cornelius likes to hear old music (10:48pm)
Curmudge: Yeah (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: yay, dub (10:49pm)
vj pussycat: i didn't think yiu were doin that bad RSD (10:49pm)
Curmudge: Well... (10:50pm)
Curmudge: there seemed to be a weird connection problem (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: maybe you should tweak out huell some more (10:50pm)
Curmudge: which I hope is fixed now...I cycled my modem (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: weird is not saying much (10:50pm)
vj pussycat: joy (10:51pm)
freezerclown: lets have a huell howser dj mix (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: yea, jb hasn't heard it yet (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: i mean fc (10:52pm)
freezerclown: i cant hear anything. aftet ginsberg my live stream went away (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: it'll come back (10:53pm)
vj pussycat: restart it (10:53pm)
freezerclown: ive tried restartibg it several times (10:54pm)
vj pussycat: fella, as storytellers would spell (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: ok go to bed (10:55pm)
freezerclown: oh there (10:55pm)
vj pussycat: you back (10:55pm)
freezerclown: it is in and out (10:56pm)
freezerclown: women in deirndels drinkin cocoa (10:56pm)
vj pussycat: well, before i forget and you go to bed, we might be coming late tomorrow night while there's still parking (10:57pm)
freezerclown: i saw a riverdance flash mob pn youtube (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: same movie (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: oh it's not (10:57pm)
freezerclown: good thinking (10:57pm)
vj pussycat: riverdance, that's so 30 years ago (10:58pm)
vj pussycat: yea, so dont freak out when you hear me at 2 or 3 in the morning (10:58pm)
Karen Carpenter: Let Curmudge OUT!!! (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: y'all are in trouble (10:59pm)
freezerclown: is he trapped in the well (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: TROUBLE (10:59pm)
vj pussycat: you better check the chatterbox! (11:00pm)
vj pussycat: the well of dallas (11:00pm)
freezerclown: is that a sexting reference? (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: which one (11:01pm)
Curmudge: I am trapped in a well (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: see (11:02pm)
freezerclown: i gotta get ready for the crack ass crack o dawn edition (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: go get lassie (11:03pm)
freezerclown: tiki tiki tembo no sa rembo (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: ok g'nite freezer clown. see ya tomorrow (11:03pm)
freezerclown: tikki tikki tembo (11:03pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (11:04pm)
freezerclown: what was that? the burningman neighbors mix? (11:04pm)
freezerclown: ill be in bed. (11:04pm)
vj pussycat: L&R (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: ok but you might wake up to feed timmy (11:05pm)
freezerclown: is that curmudge playing the confusion skipping mix? (11:05pm)
vj pussycat: yep (11:05pm)
freezerclown: i like it? (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: ? (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: i like it . (11:06pm)
freezerclown: affirms my adhd (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: it's very nice (11:06pm)
freezerclown: . (11:06pm)
vj pussycat: it would be good on CA (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: more of it (11:07pm)
freezerclown: whats ca? (11:07pm)
OrinZ: Ran out of show? I'll save you! (11:07pm)
freezerclown: is that a drug? (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: curmudge's show chromatic aberrations (11:07pm)
freezerclown: oh. whens that (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: on thursday nights 12-4a (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: our time (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: overlaps over the edge and puzzling evidence (11:08pm)
freezerclown: oh great. may as wrll just stay up for puzling evidence (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: you would like some of his stuff (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: podcasted (11:09pm)
freezerclown: how did i used to function at work (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: when? (11:09pm)
Karen Carpenter: I endorse Crhromatic abberationsw! (11:09pm)
freezerclown: podcast. oh cool (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: yes, its a great show (11:09pm)
freezerclown: ok. ill check it out. (11:10pm)
vj pussycat: listen to it on the bus (11:10pm)
freezerclown: good thinkin. drown out the crsck heads (11:12pm)
freezerclown: or provide a lovel soundtrack (11:13pm)
freezerclown: crack heads (11:13pm)
freezerclown: lovely (11:13pm)
freezerclown: timmmmmay sez goodnite (11:13pm)
vj pussycat: nite timmmay (11:14pm)
vj pussycat: looks like he's already sleeping (11:15pm)
freezerclown: heyyy this is like the inside of my hesf (11:17pm)
freezerclown: head (11:17pm)
freezerclown: neat (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: back again. wonder what they were doing (11:17pm)
freezerclown: except for the british kids (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: i thought it was too (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: no that's timmy (11:18pm)
freezerclown: no its me (11:18pm)
freezerclown: in the reality where i wpnt wake up late (11:19pm)
Karen Carpenter: ZERO OVERMODULATION!!! (11:20pm)
freezerclown: and a large orange drink (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: i love my chicken (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: you got to love your chicken (11:22pm)
freezerclown: bwaaaaack bwaaaack (11:22pm)
meat glue: I'm hungry (11:23pm)
freezerclown: this reminds me of foghorn leghorn (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaha (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: eric crapton (11:24pm)
freezerclown: also reminds me of what i suspect goes on in the widdle chilluns heads all day (11:26pm)
freezerclown: not afro man (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: yea i'm sure they're thinking about lickin balls and shit' (11:26pm)
freezerclown: is he from javksonville (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: oh boy (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: george (11:27pm)
freezerclown: no. they do think about being dead a lot thpugh (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: get them the new fisher price funeral parlor (11:28pm)
freezerclown: wham?! (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: complete with casket and embalming tools (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: whamiles (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: NHDA (11:29pm)
freezerclown: kids would actually love a toy casket (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: get one for all of them - nap time (11:30pm)
freezerclown: hey. lets make a fisher price funeral parlor/graveyard (11:30pm)
vj pussycat: i'm in! (11:31pm)
freezerclown: ask the astronaut (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: the brazillian astronaut? (11:31pm)
freezerclown: they seriously talk about and pretend "dead" all the time (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: i can totally picture the set from fisher price (11:32pm)
freezerclown: yeah. he has connections (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: hey fiasco, wait, what am i asking him? (11:32pm)
freezerclown: me too! it would be so cool (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: why don't you ask him (11:33pm)
freezerclown: Bag o dicks is a bad toy (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: why? that could be cool (11:33pm)
freezerclown: no not me. about becoming brazillian (11:34pm)
freezerclown: ok. im really gping to sleep now (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: yea you don't make any sense (11:34pm)
freezerclown: brushing my teeth... now (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: photo! (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: oh man, my new laptop has a built in cam - perfect for puppet show teeth brushing (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: sound more like jimmy stewart (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: i couldn't do it (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: sorry, out it back up (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: put (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: hey kool aid! (11:41pm)
freezerclown: hey kookaid! (11:41pm)
freezerclown: hey jinx (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: justin bieber throwing up (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: jinx (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: are you talking about mike hunt? (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: oh that's better (11:43pm)
vj pussycat: hr pfinstuff! (11:43pm)
freezerclown: no dick daley (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: that's a good shot byw (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: btw (11:44pm)
freezerclown: yeah. i like that one. this phone cametas pretty good (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: cmon y'all, have you ever seen a dog eat an avocado? (11:45pm)
vj pussycat: but it can't spell worth a shit (11:45pm)
freezerclown: me neither (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: perfect match! (11:46pm)
freezerclown: phil mckraken (11:46pm)
vj pussycat: he's been checkin in (11:48pm)
vj pussycat: read the transcripts (11:48pm)
storytellers: hows that new beautiful studio we're missing out on? (11:50pm)
vj pussycat: nine minutes storytellers (11:51pm)
freezerclown: once upon a time... (11:52pm)
Curmudge: Hey...a live performance of mine is reviewed here! http://smellystain.com/tmsm (11:53pm)
Curmudge: It has a forskin couch (11:54pm)
Curmudge: The studio that is. (11:54pm)
storytellers: hows that new studiio? (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: wow sounds very entertaining! (11:56pm)
vj pussycat: and bloody (11:56pm)
storytellers: no no the childrens edition of the bible!!! (11:56pm)
storytellers: with pictures! (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: the children have their own bible? (11:57pm)
freezerclown: creeeeepy (11:57pm)
storytellers: followed by the marque de sade (11:57pm)
storytellers: yes the Childrens living bible (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: it's alive?! (11:57pm)
storytellers: the pictures are creepy with jesus holding the little children (11:58pm)
storytellers: the best is the one with jonas and the whale tho (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: pedophiles (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: post it (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: we want to see it storytellers (11:58pm)
storytellers: posting with the app (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: freezerclown has some good coloring books like that (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: yes that is strange (11:59pm)
storytellers: how did u know it was the 1973 edition!!?? (12:00am)
freezerclown: get together girls + jesus luvvs u (12:00am)
vj pussycat: looks like jonah just had sex with the whale (12:00am)
storytellers: i know!! (12:00am)
storytellers: yes we are here! (12:01am)
vj pussycat: goodnight y'all (12:01am)
vj pussycat: see ya this weekend fiasco! (12:01am)
freezerclown: where can i see those pix? (12:01am)
storytellers: home page (12:01am)
vj pussycat: that's a nice picture (12:02am)
vj pussycat: freezer clown you should post some shots from your coloring book (12:02am)
