THE FINAL BROADCAST
STRAIGHT FROM THE PIT OF HELL!
October 10, 2012 10:00pm
Our Top Congressional Scientist has determined through application of firm scientific method that the theory of evolution and the Big Bang, basis of modern cosmology are truly, unmistakably and verifiably the work of the Devil.
Well, maybe not the work of, more like a hobby of Ol' Hobbs, what with such little time left after creating the Large Hadron Collider, the iPhone5 map app, the Jet Ski and Obamacare.
So much evil, so little time! Who else, but imp Karen Carpenter, dastardly Bob-Marc, archfiend Dr. Fiasco and Dallas's Prince of Darkness Curmudge would get the call from Lucifer, assuming the RV phone finally works? Their Darkest and Final Broadcast will dredge from the 3rd floor pit such evils as caramel-flavored coffee, autotuned Gangnam, the top 100 televangelists, and MS-Word.
Yes, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will cheerfully and faithfully assist SATAN and the US Congress by identifying other commonplace concepts and items that are, in fact, delivered next day air from Hell. Not to be confused with John Hell, who wouldn't ever give you anything except a rash.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: You're going to Hell and you're going to like it or you can just go to Hell.
Chatroom History
October 10, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
Margarita Azucar: Best intro ever. I horoughly enjoy this every week. (10:00pm)
Margarita Azucar: *thoroughly hearing (10:00pm)
Curmudge: I am connected (10:02pm)
Margarita Azucar: green party (10:04pm)
Curmudge: It says I am connected (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: i noticed (10:09pm)
Connecctedd: says you r note (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: y'all need to update the app if the phone number is different (10:10pm)
Other callers: and may we call also? (10:12pm)
Margarita Azucar: good point vj pussycat. It was updated on the website, but not sure if anyone thought to update the app (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: last time i called in i got the da da da the number you have dialed... then i had to wait for them to say a number to call (10:17pm)
Ferrara: Hey I can't find my jazz slippers (10:18pm)
Ferrara: I think I must have left them in the studio (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Did they figure out what the "bright object" was in the image of the scoop of Martian soil? (10:19pm)
Other callers: says home is far away (10:23pm)
Other callers: say It lives in the river, under Dealy Plaze.......... (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: The life in Karen Carpenter's room is when she sprouts a cock. (10:28pm)
Other callers: say Senator McTaint was refused a fu-tone (10:28pm)
All Genes: Of Course.. (10:29pm)
All Genes: Unimpressed (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: is Senator McTaint running in this present presidential race? (10:30pm)
All Genes: No. Sadly....well, maybe.. (10:30pm)
Ferrara: there actually in *no inside* to a futon (10:30pm)
All Genes: I saw him on youtube (10:30pm)
Ferrara: there actually IS no inside (10:31pm)
Ferrara: is what I meant to type (10:31pm)
All Genes: there is lots of inside...compressed (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: The senator might say that the nuclear launch codes should at radio valencia should not be used on Boy Scouts selling cookies, but used instead "with discretion." (10:33pm)
All Genes: That Damn WolfMna Jack!!!!!!! (10:34pm)
Ferrara: Pressing 9 only encourages them to keep calling (10:34pm)
Ferrara: because it proves you actually listen to them (10:34pm)
Ferrara: yore vitch iss my Komant (10:35pm)
Ferrara: 415-962-7979 (10:35pm)
Ferrara: oops (10:36pm)
All Genes: duplex radio (10:36pm)
Ferrara: we tested it I swear (10:36pm)
All Genes: how many cllers may be funnelleedd? (10:36pm)
All Genes: although, this is fun radio... (10:37pm)
Ferrara: yeah we fine tuned that one we did (10:37pm)
All Genes: yes, how many can be brought in? (10:37pm)
All Genes: what show? (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (10:38pm)
All Genes: Damn That WOLF Man JACKAL!!!!!!! (10:38pm)
All Genes: Hello? (10:38pm)
All Genes: hello? (10:38pm)
All Genes: hell?hel?he?h?? (10:39pm)
All Genes: he sounnds like astronaut of moon (10:39pm)
Ferrara: Alright I'll tell you what to do (10:39pm)
All Genes: leissen up! (10:39pm)
Ferrara: take the tape off and twiddle the dials (10:39pm)
Ferrara: like you're not supposed to (10:39pm)
All Genes: Do IT! (10:39pm)
Ferrara: then maybe it will work (10:40pm)
All Genes: DO IT!! (10:40pm)
All Genes: then, you're banned! (10:40pm)
All Genes: REBUILD THESTUDIO!! (10:40pm)
Ferrara: you can't break it if it's already broke (10:40pm)
Ferrara: right? (10:40pm)
All Genes: is Karin Carpenter the secratary? (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: The phone is not working. (10:42pm)
All Genes: The Phone is Never Wrong. (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: We can hear you tho. Just listen to radio to hear them (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: I unfortunately cannot here you when I call (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: Listen to radio (10:43pm)
All Genes: delay too much... (10:43pm)
Ferrara: that's right! (10:43pm)
All Genes: DO IT!!!!! (10:43pm)
Curmudge: The phone is unemployed (10:43pm)
Ferrara: Ferrara tells you to rip the tape off and turn the knob (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: That's the fun part (10:43pm)
All Genes: "sucking the lint out of the Beast for 40 years NHLG (10:44pm)
Ferrara: blame Ferrara if you do it (10:44pm)
All Genes: Show get all serious, now.... (10:45pm)
Dr. Pussycat: well? (10:47pm)
Ferrara: who's talking about crowleey? (10:47pm)
Dr. Pussycat: NHDA (10:47pm)
All Genes: he's a suggenius (10:48pm)
Ferrara: oh yeah, i thought that voice was familiar (10:50pm)
Ferrara: what's this, jan garbarek? (10:51pm)
Ferrara: eyah (10:51pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Anton from BJM is evil (10:51pm)
Curmudge: Dig (10:52pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Yep (10:52pm)
All Genes: Robert Anton Wilson (10:53pm)
Ferrara: oh no.... (10:53pm)
Ferrara: "Applegate" (10:53pm)
Ferrara: how soon we forget... (10:54pm)
Dr. Pussycat: I don't think boy scouts sell cookies (10:54pm)
All Genes: not after New Clear Explosion (10:55pm)
Ferrara: he go caca (10:55pm)
Ferrara: poo poo (10:55pm)
Ferrara: pee pee (10:55pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Portuguese for shit (10:56pm)
Ferrara: Who's Donny Oz, man? (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: Pure Eeeeeeeeevil. (11:01pm)
Dr. Pussycat: he's a little bit rock and roll (11:01pm)
Ferrara: dniel lanois? (11:02pm)
Ferrara: this was on that wim wenders soundtrack... (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: who needs yoga when there's masturbation!? (11:02pm)
All Genes: Remember Col Rex Applegate? (11:04pm)
Ferrara: i actually lost my virginity on a waterbed (11:06pm)
Ferrara: i kid you not (11:06pm)
Ferrara: teenage waterbed fantasy (11:07pm)
Ferrara: there's a good porn subgenre (11:07pm)
Ferrara: amanita muscaria aureola (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: do they have a South Beach diet club soda? (11:08pm)
Ferrara: tropical hot dog night! (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: It would only truly be a hot sausage fest if BobMarc was in the studio. (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: ManDate! lololololololol! (11:13pm)
Fighting WaterBeds!!: Hot Radio! (11:13pm)
OrinZ: L.Ron cheated Parsons out of his "scarlet woman" as well as a lot of money. (11:16pm)
JPL: Be QUIET!!! (11:16pm)
OrinZ: Parsons was working for Crowley at the time. (11:16pm)
JPL: Crowley Bendix? (11:16pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Go see cal (11:17pm)
TPC: We control all... (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: where you going (11:20pm)
Tracy & Don: hello (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: cool (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: and six flags (11:20pm)
TPC: Six Floors Over Dallas... (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: what??? (11:22pm)
TPC: nothing can prepare you for.. (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: the nuclear launch codes are stored in the futon (11:23pm)
Tracy & Don: I once was in a waterbed with a couple of guys having sex. I had to hang on for dear life' (11:23pm)
TPC: that was p goldie and his aussie "friend"..... (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:24pm)
TPC: HIDE THE NEW CLEAR FU_TON!!!! (11:24pm)
OrinZ: Was the water bed at least a queen-size? (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaa (11:25pm)
Tracy & Don: oh yes... We were all so very young! Good times... (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: h20bed (11:25pm)
OrinZ: You people are the reason landlords don't allow them anymore. (11:25pm)
Tracy & Don: is there a new phone number? (11:26pm)
OrinZ: This is why we can't have nice things. (11:26pm)
Tracy & Don: Hey orinZ (11:26pm)
TPC: 415 962 7979 (11:26pm)
Tracy & Don: I have been eating your lavender (11:26pm)
TPC: in your nose hair? (11:27pm)
Dr. Penny: all lubed up (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: that's my monkey (11:28pm)
Dr. Penny: the county fair is where the waterbed convention is, right next to the spa show. (11:30pm)
TPC: its two guys on the "show", See? (11:30pm)
TPC: what he say now (11:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Pure Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil. (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: waterbeds only work when you are high on cocaine, quaaludes and mandrex (11:31pm)
TPC: don't stare (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: stop staring! (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Gangnam Style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Are BobMarc and Kate can dress up like in the Gangnam Style video for Halloween. Pure Eeeeeevil!!!!!!!!! (11:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Music to stroke the cock with. ;) (11:35pm)
TPC: So, that's what they sing about....... (11:36pm)
Ferrara: you mean the headphone hooks (11:40pm)
Ferrara: okay yeah we move em (11:40pm)
TPC: Malairady (11:41pm)
Ferrara: 'no exit' is the usual english translation (11:42pm)
Ferrara: there was a night gallery episode like that (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: The waterbeds in Hell are pleasantly cool in the midst of Hell heat. (11:43pm)
Camera: you're putting me on..... (11:53pm)
Story Tellers: Hurry Up! (11:54pm)
Story Sayers: Hey! Shut Up! (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: the truck (11:55pm)
Story Forgetters: ooooh...I forget........ (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: share the license plate at least (11:55pm)
Story Hella: fun time on the waterboards! (11:57pm)
Story Hella: pit stop (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: ok i will. penske truck 9165232 (11:58pm)
Story Hella: pit of stop. (11:58pm)
Story Hella: can you stopit? (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: if you see it call opd 510-777-3333 (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: Ok. Now try. (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: Why? (11:59pm)
storytellers: we're all cueued up (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: are here! (11:59pm)
storytellers: oh yeah silk sheets! (12:00am)
vj pussycat: good nite y'all (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:01am)
NHLG: out. (12:01am)
vj pussycat: mmmm gravy (12:04am)
vj pussycat: later ss (12:04am)
Well, maybe not the work of, more like a hobby of Ol' Hobbs, what with such little time left after creating the Large Hadron Collider, the iPhone5 map app, the Jet Ski and Obamacare.
So much evil, so little time! Who else, but imp Karen Carpenter, dastardly Bob-Marc, archfiend Dr. Fiasco and Dallas's Prince of Darkness Curmudge would get the call from Lucifer, assuming the RV phone finally works? Their Darkest and Final Broadcast will dredge from the 3rd floor pit such evils as caramel-flavored coffee, autotuned Gangnam, the top 100 televangelists, and MS-Word.
Yes, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will cheerfully and faithfully assist SATAN and the US Congress by identifying other commonplace concepts and items that are, in fact, delivered next day air from Hell. Not to be confused with John Hell, who wouldn't ever give you anything except a rash.
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: You're going to Hell and you're going to like it or you can just go to Hell.
Chatroom History
October 10, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
Margarita Azucar: Best intro ever. I horoughly enjoy this every week. (10:00pm)
Margarita Azucar: *thoroughly hearing (10:00pm)
Curmudge: I am connected (10:02pm)
Margarita Azucar: green party (10:04pm)
Curmudge: It says I am connected (10:08pm)
vj pussycat: i noticed (10:09pm)
Connecctedd: says you r note (10:09pm)
vj pussycat: y'all need to update the app if the phone number is different (10:10pm)
Other callers: and may we call also? (10:12pm)
Margarita Azucar: good point vj pussycat. It was updated on the website, but not sure if anyone thought to update the app (10:14pm)
vj pussycat: last time i called in i got the da da da the number you have dialed... then i had to wait for them to say a number to call (10:17pm)
Ferrara: Hey I can't find my jazz slippers (10:18pm)
Ferrara: I think I must have left them in the studio (10:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Did they figure out what the "bright object" was in the image of the scoop of Martian soil? (10:19pm)
Other callers: says home is far away (10:23pm)
Other callers: say It lives in the river, under Dealy Plaze.......... (10:27pm)
Dr. Penny: The life in Karen Carpenter's room is when she sprouts a cock. (10:28pm)
Other callers: say Senator McTaint was refused a fu-tone (10:28pm)
All Genes: Of Course.. (10:29pm)
All Genes: Unimpressed (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: is Senator McTaint running in this present presidential race? (10:30pm)
All Genes: No. Sadly....well, maybe.. (10:30pm)
Ferrara: there actually in *no inside* to a futon (10:30pm)
All Genes: I saw him on youtube (10:30pm)
Ferrara: there actually IS no inside (10:31pm)
Ferrara: is what I meant to type (10:31pm)
All Genes: there is lots of inside...compressed (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: The senator might say that the nuclear launch codes should at radio valencia should not be used on Boy Scouts selling cookies, but used instead "with discretion." (10:33pm)
All Genes: That Damn WolfMna Jack!!!!!!! (10:34pm)
Ferrara: Pressing 9 only encourages them to keep calling (10:34pm)
Ferrara: because it proves you actually listen to them (10:34pm)
Ferrara: yore vitch iss my Komant (10:35pm)
Ferrara: 415-962-7979 (10:35pm)
Ferrara: oops (10:36pm)
All Genes: duplex radio (10:36pm)
Ferrara: we tested it I swear (10:36pm)
All Genes: how many cllers may be funnelleedd? (10:36pm)
All Genes: although, this is fun radio... (10:37pm)
Ferrara: yeah we fine tuned that one we did (10:37pm)
All Genes: yes, how many can be brought in? (10:37pm)
All Genes: what show? (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: Ha ha (10:38pm)
All Genes: Damn That WOLF Man JACKAL!!!!!!! (10:38pm)
All Genes: Hello? (10:38pm)
All Genes: hello? (10:38pm)
All Genes: hell?hel?he?h?? (10:39pm)
All Genes: he sounnds like astronaut of moon (10:39pm)
Ferrara: Alright I'll tell you what to do (10:39pm)
All Genes: leissen up! (10:39pm)
Ferrara: take the tape off and twiddle the dials (10:39pm)
Ferrara: like you're not supposed to (10:39pm)
All Genes: Do IT! (10:39pm)
Ferrara: then maybe it will work (10:40pm)
All Genes: DO IT!! (10:40pm)
All Genes: then, you're banned! (10:40pm)
All Genes: REBUILD THESTUDIO!! (10:40pm)
Ferrara: you can't break it if it's already broke (10:40pm)
Ferrara: right? (10:40pm)
All Genes: is Karin Carpenter the secratary? (10:41pm)
Dr. Penny: The phone is not working. (10:42pm)
All Genes: The Phone is Never Wrong. (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: We can hear you tho. Just listen to radio to hear them (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: I unfortunately cannot here you when I call (10:42pm)
vj pussycat: Listen to radio (10:43pm)
All Genes: delay too much... (10:43pm)
Ferrara: that's right! (10:43pm)
All Genes: DO IT!!!!! (10:43pm)
Curmudge: The phone is unemployed (10:43pm)
Ferrara: Ferrara tells you to rip the tape off and turn the knob (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: That's the fun part (10:43pm)
All Genes: "sucking the lint out of the Beast for 40 years NHLG (10:44pm)
Ferrara: blame Ferrara if you do it (10:44pm)
All Genes: Show get all serious, now.... (10:45pm)
Dr. Pussycat: well? (10:47pm)
Ferrara: who's talking about crowleey? (10:47pm)
Dr. Pussycat: NHDA (10:47pm)
All Genes: he's a suggenius (10:48pm)
Ferrara: oh yeah, i thought that voice was familiar (10:50pm)
Ferrara: what's this, jan garbarek? (10:51pm)
Ferrara: eyah (10:51pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Anton from BJM is evil (10:51pm)
Curmudge: Dig (10:52pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Yep (10:52pm)
All Genes: Robert Anton Wilson (10:53pm)
Ferrara: oh no.... (10:53pm)
Ferrara: "Applegate" (10:53pm)
Ferrara: how soon we forget... (10:54pm)
Dr. Pussycat: I don't think boy scouts sell cookies (10:54pm)
All Genes: not after New Clear Explosion (10:55pm)
Ferrara: he go caca (10:55pm)
Ferrara: poo poo (10:55pm)
Ferrara: pee pee (10:55pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Portuguese for shit (10:56pm)
Ferrara: Who's Donny Oz, man? (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: Pure Eeeeeeeeevil. (11:01pm)
Dr. Pussycat: he's a little bit rock and roll (11:01pm)
Ferrara: dniel lanois? (11:02pm)
Ferrara: this was on that wim wenders soundtrack... (11:02pm)
Dr. Penny: who needs yoga when there's masturbation!? (11:02pm)
All Genes: Remember Col Rex Applegate? (11:04pm)
Ferrara: i actually lost my virginity on a waterbed (11:06pm)
Ferrara: i kid you not (11:06pm)
Ferrara: teenage waterbed fantasy (11:07pm)
Ferrara: there's a good porn subgenre (11:07pm)
Ferrara: amanita muscaria aureola (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: do they have a South Beach diet club soda? (11:08pm)
Ferrara: tropical hot dog night! (11:08pm)
Dr. Penny: It would only truly be a hot sausage fest if BobMarc was in the studio. (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: ManDate! lololololololol! (11:13pm)
Fighting WaterBeds!!: Hot Radio! (11:13pm)
OrinZ: L.Ron cheated Parsons out of his "scarlet woman" as well as a lot of money. (11:16pm)
JPL: Be QUIET!!! (11:16pm)
OrinZ: Parsons was working for Crowley at the time. (11:16pm)
JPL: Crowley Bendix? (11:16pm)
Dr. Pussycat: Go see cal (11:17pm)
TPC: We control all... (11:19pm)
vj pussycat: where you going (11:20pm)
Tracy & Don: hello (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: cool (11:20pm)
vj pussycat: and six flags (11:20pm)
TPC: Six Floors Over Dallas... (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: what??? (11:22pm)
TPC: nothing can prepare you for.. (11:22pm)
Dr. Penny: the nuclear launch codes are stored in the futon (11:23pm)
Tracy & Don: I once was in a waterbed with a couple of guys having sex. I had to hang on for dear life' (11:23pm)
TPC: that was p goldie and his aussie "friend"..... (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (11:24pm)
TPC: HIDE THE NEW CLEAR FU_TON!!!! (11:24pm)
OrinZ: Was the water bed at least a queen-size? (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaa (11:25pm)
Tracy & Don: oh yes... We were all so very young! Good times... (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: h20bed (11:25pm)
OrinZ: You people are the reason landlords don't allow them anymore. (11:25pm)
Tracy & Don: is there a new phone number? (11:26pm)
OrinZ: This is why we can't have nice things. (11:26pm)
Tracy & Don: Hey orinZ (11:26pm)
TPC: 415 962 7979 (11:26pm)
Tracy & Don: I have been eating your lavender (11:26pm)
TPC: in your nose hair? (11:27pm)
Dr. Penny: all lubed up (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: that's my monkey (11:28pm)
Dr. Penny: the county fair is where the waterbed convention is, right next to the spa show. (11:30pm)
TPC: its two guys on the "show", See? (11:30pm)
TPC: what he say now (11:31pm)
Dr. Penny: Pure Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil. (11:31pm)
vj pussycat: waterbeds only work when you are high on cocaine, quaaludes and mandrex (11:31pm)
TPC: don't stare (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: stop staring! (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Gangnam Style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! (11:32pm)
Dr. Penny: Are BobMarc and Kate can dress up like in the Gangnam Style video for Halloween. Pure Eeeeeevil!!!!!!!!! (11:34pm)
Dr. Penny: Music to stroke the cock with. ;) (11:35pm)
TPC: So, that's what they sing about....... (11:36pm)
Ferrara: you mean the headphone hooks (11:40pm)
Ferrara: okay yeah we move em (11:40pm)
TPC: Malairady (11:41pm)
Ferrara: 'no exit' is the usual english translation (11:42pm)
Ferrara: there was a night gallery episode like that (11:43pm)
Dr. Penny: The waterbeds in Hell are pleasantly cool in the midst of Hell heat. (11:43pm)
Camera: you're putting me on..... (11:53pm)
Story Tellers: Hurry Up! (11:54pm)
Story Sayers: Hey! Shut Up! (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: the truck (11:55pm)
Story Forgetters: ooooh...I forget........ (11:55pm)
vj pussycat: share the license plate at least (11:55pm)
Story Hella: fun time on the waterboards! (11:57pm)
Story Hella: pit stop (11:58pm)
vj pussycat: ok i will. penske truck 9165232 (11:58pm)
Story Hella: pit of stop. (11:58pm)
Story Hella: can you stopit? (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: if you see it call opd 510-777-3333 (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: Ok. Now try. (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: Why? (11:59pm)
storytellers: we're all cueued up (11:59pm)
Story Stoppers: are here! (11:59pm)
storytellers: oh yeah silk sheets! (12:00am)
vj pussycat: good nite y'all (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:01am)
NHLG: out. (12:01am)
vj pussycat: mmmm gravy (12:04am)
vj pussycat: later ss (12:04am)
