THE FINAL BROADCAST
JUAN RAPIDO: RETURN OF THE BASTARD
October 17, 2012 10:00pm
qa"|Juan Rapido was born in Guatemala, Mexico. After a successful career in Sergio Leone movies as The Guy With the Sombrero Who Dies in the First Three Minutes, he decided to expand his universe by becoming a Radio Valencia DJ and playing good music to unappreciative audiences on his show Dante's Hot Tub, Wednesdays at 8 PM.
And so it came to pass that Juan Rapido saw fit to tie his faithful burro Cervantes to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's rickety rickshaw and in tonight's FINAL BROADCAST, Karen "Badges?" Carpenter, Bob-Marc Ramirez and Dr. "Amalia, bring my hammock" Fiasco together with the disembodied voice of DJ "Chupacabra" Curmudge will do a whole show about all things Juan Rapido. ¿How does he like his chicharrones? ¿Mezcal o Tequila? ¿PRI o PAN? ¿Julio o Enrique Iglesias?
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Tonight's special: Juan Rapido Al Pastor.
Chatroom History
October 17, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: It is Eli wallach (10:02pm)
Curmudge: I am supposedly connected (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: sorry fiasco (10:05pm)
damn know-it-all: what did you call me? (10:06pm)
damn know-it-all: vj pussycat (10:14pm)
damn know-it-all: whats up (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is on the air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: felix, oh no, not anymore (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is the hot mission martian. Radio Valencia needs no a/c in San Francisco because BobMarc is so hot in the studio. (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: Mars may be a cold planet being so much further from the sun than the earth, but BobMarc makes up for the difference. (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: Mars may be red, but BobMarc is hotter. :D (10:21pm)
Dr. Penny: No AC/DC needed, only BobMarc. (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Juan Rapido cannot compete with BobMarc. It's no contest. (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: San Francisco is great, but BobMarc makes it even better. (10:27pm)
"Bob": killboba (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. BobMarc. (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone surges with BobMarc is the studio! :D (10:29pm)
"Bob": that alexis.......she's great (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: The cock of BobMarc has no limits. (10:33pm)
"Bob": try some of the mixes people have made, in the related column (10:33pm)
"Bob": the woman she's talking to is her mother... (10:33pm)
"Bob": hittin' the middle (10:34pm)
"Bob": "it makes you want to slap somebody" (10:34pm)
"Bob": th rabbit is a vibrator (10:34pm)
"Bob": ask him about the hole in the ozone every launch! (10:35pm)
"Bob": a good man would have bought it for her (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: The cock of BobMarc is the ultimate jadckrabbit. (10:35pm)
"Bob": play the mixes...better than her rants... (10:36pm)
"Bob": tampions (10:36pm)
"Bob": time for "joshi kashimashi Monogatari" (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is on fire, he can give the ultimate gratification. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: he'll tap down that pussy. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: looking for meat (10:39pm)
OrinZ: There are still people who refuse to believe Liberace was gay. (10:40pm)
"Bob": type in "Vagina power Dance Remix", or "Vagina power penis power - the jack rabbit", or "Penis Power Remix", on youtube... (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: With BobMarc around, Liberace couldn't help but be gay. (10:41pm)
"Bob": The Navy let them use a ship as a set, THEN found out they were gay. (10:41pm)
OrinZ: I have more names for John Rapido... (10:43pm)
OrinZ: per l'Italiano: Giovanni Pronto (10:43pm)
OrinZ: en Français: Jean-Paul Rapide (10:43pm)
OrinZ: in Deutsche: Johann Schnell (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: mustaine totally (10:44pm)
"Bob": ok, play Mayssa'a "Ma Yehkoumshi" (10:44pm)
"Bob": hoe about Bridget Yaghi's "Alby W Omry" (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: totally!! (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc's immense presence stablizes the environment such that the studio doesn't seem much different! (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: lars is gay (10:49pm)
"Bob": ohio turnpike, where the safety movie industry of the '50's was started (10:49pm)
"Bob": mustaine sally (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone should vote for BobMarc for President. (10:51pm)
BobMarc: Except me. (10:51pm)
Me: Sure, thanks (10:51pm)
OrinZ: Not as useful as the Trap Her, Keep Her - Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. (10:52pm)
OrinZ: They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore. (10:52pm)
Multi Index Memory Banks: That's how Mission Impossible used to start....binders (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: try binder search on tumblr [i was told] (10:53pm)
OrinZ: (1,854 of 1,921 people found the following review helpful) (10:53pm)
Multi Index Memory Banks: you should use ass-ceiling page protectors (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: With BobMarc as president, everyone will have full employment in relation to the hot cock of BobMarc. He with satisfy all. (10:54pm)
Satan: Leave us out of this (10:55pm)
Dr. Penny: It's not about the fallen angels any longer, it's only about BobMarc. (10:55pm)
Satan: Thank us. (10:55pm)
Dr. Penny: more than 47% of women want Bob (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Marc as president. (10:57pm)
OrinZ: If there weren't any women going as binders for Halloween, there are now. (10:57pm)
"Bob": Of Course. (10:57pm)
"Bob": Three binders alraedy sighted in the Castro (10:57pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway is the best. (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway for BobMarc! (10:59pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast i Dansk: Hans Hurtigt (10:59pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast i Norsk: Johan Rask (11:00pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast na Srpskom (Serbian): Jovan Brz (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway may be quite cool, but BobMarc helps keep them warm -- cause he's so hot, even for those living in the woods. (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc crosses all borders with his brilliance. :) (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: I guess Dr Penny!!!!! (11:10pm)
BobMike: Wrong. (11:10pm)
BobMilk: So Very Wrong. (11:10pm)
MobBike: Exquiszli incorrect (11:11pm)
We: Read me. (11:12pm)
Mustaine: Sally. (11:13pm)
Dr. Penny: When BobMarc blows it, it's okay, cause it feels great inside. (11:14pm)
OrinZ: em Português: João Rápida (11:15pm)
Mustaine: finds that rather convoluted (11:15pm)
Mustaine: last week was adh, nhlg, pe and KroB.. (11:16pm)
Mustaine: wishes that you continue talking about me. (11:17pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco the Bob Hope of Guantanamo. lol! (11:19pm)
OrinZ: dammit! it's eating my accent marks! em Portugues es Joao Rápida! (11:19pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast as Gaeilge: Eoin Go Tapa (11:33pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry UP!!!! (11:46pm)
StoryKillers: My ownner, Jaun Rapeedo (11:46pm)
#: Leave away from this (11:47pm)
Mustaine: iz warrior (11:47pm)
Mustaine: says Dr Penny addresses some one not BobMark (11:48pm)
Mustaine: says play the mixes........of her..........they better (11:49pm)
Mustaine: gave you list...that's her mom. (11:50pm)
Mustaine: The nodding lady (11:50pm)
Mustaine: It's three years ago.and her show on youtube is there (11:50pm)
Mustaine: Her mom no longer does show, though (11:51pm)
storytellers: we here! (11:54pm)
Mustaine: Her name is Alexyess Taylor, white guys... (11:56pm)
Mustaine: Vagina Power Dance Remix rocks (11:56pm)
storytellers: i'm sailing (11:57pm)
storytellers: into an acid trip (11:57pm)
storytellers: it's the 161st anniversary of moby dick (11:59pm)
OrinZ: But wait! I have more translations of Jon Fast's name! (11:59pm)
storytellers: bye! (11:59pm)
storytellers: noze hairs! (12:00am)
OrinZ: fil Malti: %u0120wanni Malajr (12:00am)
OrinZ: në Shqip: Gjovalin Shpejt K%u2019art%u2019ul: Vano Stsrap%u2019i (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:00am)
OrinZ: Look at that. Look how many terrifying accents that must have. (12:00am)
NHLG: We're OUT!!!!! (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:00am)
And so it came to pass that Juan Rapido saw fit to tie his faithful burro Cervantes to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's rickety rickshaw and in tonight's FINAL BROADCAST, Karen "Badges?" Carpenter, Bob-Marc Ramirez and Dr. "Amalia, bring my hammock" Fiasco together with the disembodied voice of DJ "Chupacabra" Curmudge will do a whole show about all things Juan Rapido. ¿How does he like his chicharrones? ¿Mezcal o Tequila? ¿PRI o PAN? ¿Julio o Enrique Iglesias?
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Tonight's special: Juan Rapido Al Pastor.
Chatroom History
October 17, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
vj pussycat: It is Eli wallach (10:02pm)
Curmudge: I am supposedly connected (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: sorry fiasco (10:05pm)
damn know-it-all: what did you call me? (10:06pm)
damn know-it-all: vj pussycat (10:14pm)
damn know-it-all: whats up (10:14pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is on the air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 (10:15pm)
vj pussycat: felix, oh no, not anymore (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is the hot mission martian. Radio Valencia needs no a/c in San Francisco because BobMarc is so hot in the studio. (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: Mars may be a cold planet being so much further from the sun than the earth, but BobMarc makes up for the difference. (10:19pm)
Dr. Penny: Mars may be red, but BobMarc is hotter. :D (10:21pm)
Dr. Penny: No AC/DC needed, only BobMarc. (10:23pm)
Dr. Penny: Juan Rapido cannot compete with BobMarc. It's no contest. (10:26pm)
Dr. Penny: San Francisco is great, but BobMarc makes it even better. (10:27pm)
"Bob": killboba (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. BobMarc. (10:28pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone surges with BobMarc is the studio! :D (10:29pm)
"Bob": that alexis.......she's great (10:32pm)
Dr. Penny: The cock of BobMarc has no limits. (10:33pm)
"Bob": try some of the mixes people have made, in the related column (10:33pm)
"Bob": the woman she's talking to is her mother... (10:33pm)
"Bob": hittin' the middle (10:34pm)
"Bob": "it makes you want to slap somebody" (10:34pm)
"Bob": th rabbit is a vibrator (10:34pm)
"Bob": ask him about the hole in the ozone every launch! (10:35pm)
"Bob": a good man would have bought it for her (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: The cock of BobMarc is the ultimate jadckrabbit. (10:35pm)
"Bob": play the mixes...better than her rants... (10:36pm)
"Bob": tampions (10:36pm)
"Bob": time for "joshi kashimashi Monogatari" (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc is on fire, he can give the ultimate gratification. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: he'll tap down that pussy. (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: looking for meat (10:39pm)
OrinZ: There are still people who refuse to believe Liberace was gay. (10:40pm)
"Bob": type in "Vagina power Dance Remix", or "Vagina power penis power - the jack rabbit", or "Penis Power Remix", on youtube... (10:40pm)
Dr. Penny: With BobMarc around, Liberace couldn't help but be gay. (10:41pm)
"Bob": The Navy let them use a ship as a set, THEN found out they were gay. (10:41pm)
OrinZ: I have more names for John Rapido... (10:43pm)
OrinZ: per l'Italiano: Giovanni Pronto (10:43pm)
OrinZ: en Français: Jean-Paul Rapide (10:43pm)
OrinZ: in Deutsche: Johann Schnell (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: mustaine totally (10:44pm)
"Bob": ok, play Mayssa'a "Ma Yehkoumshi" (10:44pm)
"Bob": hoe about Bridget Yaghi's "Alby W Omry" (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: totally!! (10:48pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc's immense presence stablizes the environment such that the studio doesn't seem much different! (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: lars is gay (10:49pm)
"Bob": ohio turnpike, where the safety movie industry of the '50's was started (10:49pm)
"Bob": mustaine sally (10:49pm)
Dr. Penny: Everyone should vote for BobMarc for President. (10:51pm)
BobMarc: Except me. (10:51pm)
Me: Sure, thanks (10:51pm)
OrinZ: Not as useful as the Trap Her, Keep Her - Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. (10:52pm)
OrinZ: They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore. (10:52pm)
Multi Index Memory Banks: That's how Mission Impossible used to start....binders (10:52pm)
vj pussycat: try binder search on tumblr [i was told] (10:53pm)
OrinZ: (1,854 of 1,921 people found the following review helpful) (10:53pm)
Multi Index Memory Banks: you should use ass-ceiling page protectors (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: With BobMarc as president, everyone will have full employment in relation to the hot cock of BobMarc. He with satisfy all. (10:54pm)
Satan: Leave us out of this (10:55pm)
Dr. Penny: It's not about the fallen angels any longer, it's only about BobMarc. (10:55pm)
Satan: Thank us. (10:55pm)
Dr. Penny: more than 47% of women want Bob (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Marc as president. (10:57pm)
OrinZ: If there weren't any women going as binders for Halloween, there are now. (10:57pm)
"Bob": Of Course. (10:57pm)
"Bob": Three binders alraedy sighted in the Castro (10:57pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway is the best. (10:58pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway for BobMarc! (10:59pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast i Dansk: Hans Hurtigt (10:59pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast i Norsk: Johan Rask (11:00pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast na Srpskom (Serbian): Jovan Brz (11:01pm)
Dr. Penny: Norway may be quite cool, but BobMarc helps keep them warm -- cause he's so hot, even for those living in the woods. (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: BobMarc crosses all borders with his brilliance. :) (11:09pm)
Dr. Penny: I guess Dr Penny!!!!! (11:10pm)
BobMike: Wrong. (11:10pm)
BobMilk: So Very Wrong. (11:10pm)
MobBike: Exquiszli incorrect (11:11pm)
We: Read me. (11:12pm)
Mustaine: Sally. (11:13pm)
Dr. Penny: When BobMarc blows it, it's okay, cause it feels great inside. (11:14pm)
OrinZ: em Português: João Rápida (11:15pm)
Mustaine: finds that rather convoluted (11:15pm)
Mustaine: last week was adh, nhlg, pe and KroB.. (11:16pm)
Mustaine: wishes that you continue talking about me. (11:17pm)
Dr. Penny: Dr. Fiasco the Bob Hope of Guantanamo. lol! (11:19pm)
OrinZ: dammit! it's eating my accent marks! em Portugues es Joao Rápida! (11:19pm)
OrinZ: Jon Fast as Gaeilge: Eoin Go Tapa (11:33pm)
StoryTellers: Hurry UP!!!! (11:46pm)
StoryKillers: My ownner, Jaun Rapeedo (11:46pm)
#: Leave away from this (11:47pm)
Mustaine: iz warrior (11:47pm)
Mustaine: says Dr Penny addresses some one not BobMark (11:48pm)
Mustaine: says play the mixes........of her..........they better (11:49pm)
Mustaine: gave you list...that's her mom. (11:50pm)
Mustaine: The nodding lady (11:50pm)
Mustaine: It's three years ago.and her show on youtube is there (11:50pm)
Mustaine: Her mom no longer does show, though (11:51pm)
storytellers: we here! (11:54pm)
Mustaine: Her name is Alexyess Taylor, white guys... (11:56pm)
Mustaine: Vagina Power Dance Remix rocks (11:56pm)
storytellers: i'm sailing (11:57pm)
storytellers: into an acid trip (11:57pm)
storytellers: it's the 161st anniversary of moby dick (11:59pm)
OrinZ: But wait! I have more translations of Jon Fast's name! (11:59pm)
storytellers: bye! (11:59pm)
storytellers: noze hairs! (12:00am)
OrinZ: fil Malti: %u0120wanni Malajr (12:00am)
OrinZ: në Shqip: Gjovalin Shpejt K%u2019art%u2019ul: Vano Stsrap%u2019i (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:00am)
OrinZ: Look at that. Look how many terrifying accents that must have. (12:00am)
NHLG: We're OUT!!!!! (12:00am)
Curmudge: Goodnight (12:00am)
