Once every 14 million years, Halloween falls on a Wednesday. This year 2012 is one such unlucky year and that means the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will be a horrifying maelstrom of audio confusion, angst, and terror, with horrifying image never before seen on radio, stuff like Dick Cheney eating a mango, Wayne Newton early in the morning and a glimpse of the Koch Brothers' chest cavity. You know, just like every week, except IN COSTUME! ON THE RADIO! YES.... IT'S POINTLESS! BOO!, I say, BOO!

This year your radio hosts will come as the greatest group costume ever, The Village People. Yes, we know, it's totally original, and like everything else in this show, so original that we need to repeatedly say "Yes, we know...", just to drive home that we are all on the same page. However, once you picture in your head Karen Carpenter as the CONSTRUCTION WORKER with too many tools dangling, Dr. Fiasco as the SAVAGE with a martini glass, Bob-Marc as the POLICEMAN in ass-less chaps, and Curmudge as the only COWBOY in Dallas, you too will yearn for candy corn induced diabetic coma that will last until Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Oh, oh, blackface, now that would be a cool costume!

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Where we play "Halloween? Or Mental Illness?" year round.

Chatroom History
October 31, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: I saw that cute little bug (10:08pm)
Karen Carpenter: I passed out plague to the kids (10:11pm)
Karen Carpenter: a pleghmy cough in every box (10:12pm)
vj pussycat: yummy (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: happy hallo http://hogtiedteens.org/ehnr (10:17pm)
vj pussycat: bridge benefit already happened (10:19pm)
vj pussycat: i heard axl rose got fat and forgot the words to sweet child of mine (10:20pm)
Dr. Penny: Sex hurt, it's for the children. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: chit chat (10:21pm)
Karen Carpenter: I'm reaching for the codeine (10:25pm)
vj pussycat: sorrrrry (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: i made that stop motion all by myself! (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: next time i'll make a hog tied teen stop motion (10:33pm)
vj pussycat: hahaha (10:34pm)
Karen Carpenter: Don't talk about Mr Karen Carpenter's radio debut (10:35pm)
Dr. Penny: An elephant in the room. (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: or is it someone in costume? (10:37pm)
Dr. Penny: no, I meant Mr. KC. (10:38pm)
vj pussycat: pics please! (10:43pm)
vj pussycat: hahahaaaa (10:46pm)
vj pussycat: richard gere is a vegan gerbil lover (10:46pm)
Dr. Penny: it is not a grayhound, it is a whippet (10:51pm)
vj pussycat: have you ever googled gerbil images? (10:53pm)
Dr. Penny: It's not pop-y k-pop. (11:01pm)
vj pussycat: fatty boo (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: boom boom (11:57pm)
vj pussycat: their videos are great (11:59pm)
vj pussycat: but by themselves live, die antwoord are not as good (12:00am)
vj pussycat: they are amazing. the vids (12:00am)
vj pussycat: look at prawn-star on instagram (12:01am)
Curmudge: Good show me thinks (12:01am)
vj pussycat: it was ok. 'night y'all (12:02am)
NHLG: We're so OUTTA HERE!!!!!!! (12:02am)
NHLG: gone!!!!!! (12:02am)
NHLG: over..... (12:02am)
NHLG: good (12:02am)
Curmudge: Gnite (12:02am)
NHLG: bye (12:03am)
Curmudge: Meeting John Lydon in the morning! (12:03am)
vj pussycat: really?! (12:03am)
Curmudge: Yes..PiL are doing a signing where I work (12:04am)
vj pussycat: very cool! take pix please. heard the show was pretty good. (12:04am)
Curmudge: I have a free ticket to see them tomorrow at the Granada (12:05am)
vj pussycat: hope it's as good as I heard. you can tell us about it all on your show tomorrow? (12:07am)
Read Poe!: Read Poie! (12:07am)
Read Poe!: Poe! (12:07am)
Curmudge: Rerun...will be too wiped....Poe! (12:07am)
Read Poe!: Poe! (12:08am)
vj pussycat: ok fb it then (12:08am)
Read Poe!: We want Poe! (12:08am)
Curmudge: Read the one where someone dies (12:13am)