Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard it before. Economic interests corrupting the system, the narrow menu of choices ranging from Proto-Fascist to Center Right, the sound bytes. But the fact is that here at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND CENTER FOR AN AMERICAN AMERICA, our affiliated think tank, we love Democracy. Not in an ironic way. We do love Democracy. We want to win Democracy a teddy bear at the State Fair, then take Democracy to a somewhat fancy but reasonably priced restaurant where we'll order the second most inexpensive bottle of wine. And if everything goes right it will lead to an unforgettable night of gerrymandering Democracy's flawless body politic in an alternance of power that ends in a sweaty climax of electoral frenzy.

Ok, that was forced. But the fact remains that the white citizens over 18 and undisenfranchised reptilians have spoken, and elected or re-elected someone or something President of North Mexico (or South Canada, depending on your perspective). There, now was that so hard? Now we can all get back to watching non-Mexican football, eating faux-thentic cuisine at Taco Bell and insulting the guy hanging drywall for $8/hr. Fuck Yeah, Murkah!

Listen in on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as they dissect the electorate, discard the ballots, discuss the upset, then Karen Carpenter (dead white female Republican), Dr. Fiasco (swarthy Anchor-Brazilian), Bob-Marc (lonely male Martian-American) and Curmudge (Texan) cough up a caucus.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Aren't you glad its over?