Like Bigfoot, Dick Cheney's conscience and Jersey Shore participants' literacy, no one is quite sure that DJ Curmudge, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's official purveyor of musical entropy, actually exists, despite his repeated protestations to the contrary.

And so for the FINAL BROADCAST of the show, while Bob Marc, Karen Carpenter and Dr. Fiasco are away for the mandatory Annual NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Stockholders' Meeting at the Raccoon Lodge in Atascadero, CA, the disembodied voice of DJ Curmudge will materialize via the electronic ether all the way from Dallas, TX, in an earnest attempt to show that he is real, enjoys the musical styling of Esquivel and his Orchestra and bleeds red. And so does J.R. Ewing.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Hey, the Loch Ness Monster called and wants his credibility back.

Chatroom History
November 21, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Karen Carpenter: this show sucks (10:05pm)
vj pussycat: ha! good job RSD! (10:11pm)
Karen Carpenter: my family thanksgiving is ruined (10:18pm)
vj pussycat: maybe Richard shouldn't have so many quaaludes (10:20pm)
Karen Carpenter: it's going to kill him someday (10:23pm)
vj pussycat: someday. and don't eat too much Karen. (10:25pm)
Curmudge: Hello VJ (10:52pm)
Karen Carpenter: oh, it's a thanksgiving show (11:38pm)
Curmudge: Ha ha ha ha (11:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: A rockin' Tgiving show! (11:38pm)
Karen Carpenter: stand back... Curmudge is going to interject! (11:40pm)
Karen Carpenter: the 1% NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND (11:41pm)
vj pussycat: oh hi rsd. good luck tomorrow. i hope this doesn't happen to you: http://friskypriests.com/zakt (11:49pm)
Karen Carpenter: reality freak (11:56pm)
Karen Carpenter: thank you, sir (12:00am)
Curmudge: Thank you (12:01am)
storytellers: Lookit all the thanks going around! (12:01am)
Curmudge: Giving (12:01am)
vj pussycat: thanks y'all. now time to make my nose hair casserole and lint gland stuffing (12:02am)
Curmudge: Yikes! (12:03am)
vj pussycat: sounds good eh? (12:03am)