THE FINAL BROADCAST
"KEN BURNS", A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT KEN BURNS. BY KEN BURNS
November 28, 2012 10:00pm
"My Dearest Lucinda
It is very beautiful here. When the guns are silent in the times between the fighting and the sergeant isn't giving me what for, it's easy to forget the circumstances of my situation, in this here radio studio. I am bearing up well and doing my duty, except when the lawyers don't approve our show script written by our writing team of 8-year olds in the Philippines or when Bob-Marc doesn't shower for 3 days straight. I believe tonight in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND I will acquit myself with honor, along with my fighting companions Bob-Marc, Karen Carpenter and DJ Curmudge.
I remain your affectionate husband
Jedediah D. Fiasco IV"
NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: The only black & white Radio show that gives you that "slow pan then zoom into picture" effect.
Chatroom History
November 28, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am
Dr. Penny: The conversation about the perfection of the show is a testament to the perfection of the show! (10:09pm)
Dr. Penny: He has the job of making invisible cloaks of course. (10:18pm)
mr guanonuato: chiken tacitos (10:32pm)
mr guanonuato: vegitarians have no stomachs (10:33pm)
mr guanonuato: mi casa has tosada (10:34pm)
mr guanonuato: tofusada (10:34pm)
mr guanonuato: you ate one last week at mc hombres (10:34pm)
mr guanonuato: tofupussycatturduckin (10:38pm)
Dr. Penny: oh, yeah, Happy Birthday Dr. Hal! (10:47pm)
Dr. Penny: Ken Burns doing magic underwear porn at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. (10:52pm)
Dr. Penny: Kolob is a planet NEAR where God lives -- according to the mormons. (10:53pm)
::::::::: http://smellystain.com/rbwn (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: dont put your lipos on it (11:12pm)
::::::::: milflaw (11:16pm)
vj pussycat: who's brilliant idea was it to tell the Alexander's about the podcast? (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: dumb dumb dumb! (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: you need to give them a fake podcast address (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: tell them it was the wrong address. or better yet, create an alternate podcast (11:20pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: Oh boy, the relatives back home are going to get an ear full! (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: it is an excellent idea (11:21pm)
vj pussycat: thank you (11:21pm)
::::::::: nsfp(irates) (11:24pm)
vj pussycat: you did that on purpose didn't you mrs doctor (11:24pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: This John Denver is hilarious... (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: YES!! (11:25pm)
vj pussycat: I actually enjoyed that (11:25pm)
::::::::: spaghetti cosmos (11:26pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: me too!! (11:26pm)
::::::::: with meat balls (11:26pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: The PRAM!! (11:26pm)
vj pussycat: you gotta see the baby (11:27pm)
::::::::: i have to push the pram around (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: oh not the suit with mommy and daddy on it? (11:27pm)
vj pussycat: that's incestuos (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: that's worse than gay (11:28pm)
vj pussycat: oh maybe not in n carolina (11:28pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I couldn't go on the Pram walk b/c I was sick with a terrible sore throat. (11:29pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I'm still a little sick. (11:29pm)
vj pussycat: aww get well quick ya hear. probably got it on the airplane (11:30pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: the pram looks something like this: http://smellystain.com/btdm (11:30pm)
Dr. Penny: People fucking while listening is clearly not enough. The trip must be made. (11:31pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: yeah, vj, that's where I think I got it. it felt like strep. (11:32pm)
vj pussycat: that's kinda creepy (11:32pm)
::::::::: :::::::: extraterrestrial steak (11:32pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: it kinda is....it's a very goth stroller. (11:32pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: it's the bentley of strollers. (11:32pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: she's had it for 35 years! (11:33pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: it's been waiting all that time for a baby to go out on a stroll. (11:33pm)
vj pussycat: if its strep you need antibiotics. don't want to give it to the baby either. obviously (11:33pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: the baby has been doing fine, hasn't caught anything. (11:34pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: thank god. (11:34pm)
vj pussycat: Yes bob Marc!! Brilliant (11:34pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: I'm getting better, just not 100% yet. (11:35pm)
::::::::: http://tittycircus.com/mmtr (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: thank goodness!! (11:35pm)
vj pussycat: hey how come your sister's kids didn't get to ride in the creepy pram? (11:37pm)
Mrs. Dr. Fiasco: They didn't visit my mom at her house very much. (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: probably a good idea (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: I don't get it RSD (11:39pm)
::::::::: just play the fucking blade runner samples (11:40pm)
vj pussycat: ok. but wasn't that show like a few weeks ago? (11:41pm)
::::::::: the show is never about being self-referential (11:42pm)
Dr. Penny: The perfect, perfect-show. (11:44pm)
storytellers: awe sorry guys! (12:00am)
vj pussycat: and when can I tune in to the inlaw show? (12:01am)
vj pussycat: I'm craving John Denver now (12:01am)
