It is a little-known archeological fact that in ancient Mayan construction sites, car shops and hardware stores it was common to hang the Mayan Calendar with its brown-skinned, round-nosed beauties for all to admire.

And tonight for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco and DJ Curmudge will interview former Mayan Calendar Beauty and aspiring model/actress/singer Chrystal Q'uq'umatz, and ask her questions that have been long simmering in our heads such as:

- How to throw a last-minute reception for a party of 500 Conquistadores.
- What to wear to the sacrifice that washes blood stains easily.
- If we can only do Christmas shopping until the 21st this year, is it really the end of the world?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: She's a Valley Girl. Copán Valley, that is.

Chatroom History
December 12, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: is it a bag if dicks? (10:19pm)
Bag Of Dicks: Thank You. (10:22pm)
Money: I own you. (10:23pm)
Wireless: I run you. (10:24pm)
Moussilini and Hetlir: like the show. (10:29pm)
Buffs: = B-52....Big Ugly Fella. (10:30pm)
Praise Goldie: good company (11:49pm)
Curmudge: 9405510200793492536367 (11:56pm)
Praise Goldie: cough cough (12:00am)