Ok, so it's Canadian Christmas, 'eh? Just like Canadian Thanksgiving, Canadian Independence Day and Canadian Vice-President's Day, it doesn't quite line up with your US holidays, due to our metric calendar. And don't even ask us about our time zones that run north and south, ok?

Hey, look here, ok? Yeah, Canadian Christmas is, like, real Christmas, 'cause we own the North Pole, the MAGNETIC North Pole, the one that really means something, not like that Ice Station Zebra place. So Santa Claus is a Canadian, ok? And who knows more about naughty and nice, er, well, nice that is, but we Cannucks? Eh? We think no one, but, you know, who knows? Just sayin', not starting a fight, oh no, ok?

So grab a Scarborough suitcase and set your dial to this here FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, and listen real good to Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Curmudge. Homebrew North Americans one and all! Not like that hoser Dr. Fiasco.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Canadian Christmas... It's Kwanza for whitey.

Chatroom History
December 19, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Dr. Penny: lighting up the nitrous (10:29pm)
Dr. Penny: lighting up the nitrous (10:30pm)
Dr. Penny: they recently released a fully CGI follow up Starship Troopers movie (10:36pm)
Dr. Penny: harold and kumar even have a Christmas movie! (10:37pm)
vj pussycat: Hi y'all (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: Chris Farley (11:08pm)
vj pussycat: Legend of Atuk (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: Look it up (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: Do huell! (11:44pm)
vj pussycat: Waaa (11:54pm)
storytellers: storytellers are totally here tonight. we went bowling and now at least one of us is eating a burrito, but we're ready to put everyone to sleep. (11:56pm)
storytellers: dudes we totally love you. sort of. (12:01am)
storytellers: justin b is strangely appropriate. with our whole young adult thing. ick! (12:01am)
storytellers: did u guys disconnnect? (12:07am)