With Karen Carpenter's sudden departure from the country after the release of the latest WikiLeaks papers, It has fallen to Dr. Fiasco to hold down the plywood panels that tenuously hold together the secret Radio Valencia broadcast bunker.

So tonight, in our FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Dr. Fiasco will take your song dedications (such as the one from the truck driver who misses his bag of Colombian marching powder he forgot at the stop in Laredo) and discuss your innermost feelings through the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND QUIET STORM HOTLINE. Because as they say, inner beauty is for decorators.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND - We ain't Oprah but we do our best, on Radio Valencia.