Once again the people who should know you best of all have let you down. Big time. It's hard to believe you share chromosomes with these inbred idiots. Why did your mom think of you when she saw the Hummel figurine? And your goth brother, is he really being funny when he gives you a single bullet with the note "DO IT NOW!". And the aunt who decided this is the year to pass down her late husband's unused meds. Christmas memories are made of this. On this Re-Boxing Day, join Karen Xmas Carpenter, Bob-Noel-Marc, and Dallas Grinchmudge for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as they give until it hurts. Someone else.

That vegan in the family? bacon-wrapped steak knives.

Your girlfriend who just said "we need to talk"? A hope chest full of cut up credit cards.

Your best friend who just gave you a gay anal douchebag as a joke gift? Right back at ya, without lube!


NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Being nicer to the mailman each year since 1955.

Chatroom History
December 26, 2012 10:00pm - 1:30am

Option: I own all. (10:21pm)
vj pussycat: Lyle Lovett in sotl (10:31pm)
Karen_Plumber: is Karen Carpenter in the house? (10:59pm)
The Garherring: No, it's with us now. (11:33pm)
The Garherring: ok. (11:34pm)
The Garherring: No, it's with us. (11:35pm)
Dead Air: They Love Me (11:35pm)
ms fable: storytellers are mia fyi (11:50pm)
Dead Air: Storyztellerz are in Radio Prison... (12:03am)