That's right folks, this week's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is a vortex of self-referentiality not unlike flushing your toilet on acid. Not that we'd know what that's like.

We hear it all the time: "I read your blurbs and I occasionally even enjoy them but I never get around to listening to your show". Well, for the 3 people who do listen to the show, tonight it's all about the blurbs as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Dr. Fiasco (battling a nasty case of Nyquil and Scotch cocktails) and special guest Puzzling Evidence engage in a bit of navel-gazing. Or maybe they'll just mutiny and do a show that has nothing whatsoever to do with the blurb, which would be a first. Yeah right.

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Chatroom History
January 16, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

FropMopYoMamma: This fucker is going to Mars for real (10:02pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I got connects (10:02pm)
FropMopYoMamma: Im taking the one way route with Mars one.....With my inheritance I can bring whatever I want including a few hoes and a lifetime suply of drugs and proper precursers (10:03pm)
FropMopYoMamma: enough lsd to last centuries and it will all be broadcasted live (10:04pm)
FropMopYoMamma: drug fuel martian orgias that last days at a time to combat the high risk of marian cabin fever (10:05pm)
FropMopYoMamma: research has proved the only cure is gonzo (10:05pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I need some spped man- im pretty baked though (10:07pm)
FropMopYoMamma: tell puzz to play the sound (10:08pm)
FropMopYoMamma: carpenter needs to talk about science or space (10:08pm)
FropMopYoMamma: and dr fiasco just needs to fuck the fuck off (10:08pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I know what your up to man (10:09pm)
FropMopYoMamma: Ill bring by a fat chuck of super bomb wax if dr fiasco says " no more squeezing the juice" (10:11pm)
fat chick: what did you call me? (10:12pm)
FropMopYoMamma: birdie num num (10:17pm)
Dr. Penny: It's the recycled final broadcast! (10:19pm)
La Lengua: nose hair lint gland lives up to its reputation (10:22pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I love it = ) (10:34pm)
FropMopYoMamma: he some hunter thompson = ) (10:35pm)
FropMopYoMamma: Hey Puzzling Wllman- You ever check out Prince Rama- not jap pop but sexy catchy and psychedelic (10:46pm)
FropMopYoMamma: from NY (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: where was i? (10:47pm)
FropMopYoMamma: you will love them (10:47pm)
FropMopYoMamma: two psychedelic princesses (10:47pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i wouldnt waste my time otherwise (10:47pm)
vj pussycat: when? (10:48pm)
vj pussycat: deep (10:49pm)
FropMopYoMamma: play prince rama so destroyed (10:49pm)
FropMopYoMamma: future psych pop (10:51pm)
FropMopYoMamma: im comin out here in the desert (10:51pm)
FropMopYoMamma: into the show (10:52pm)
FropMopYoMamma: or anything from top ten hi from the end of the world (10:52pm)
FropMopYoMamma: they are a cult waiting to happen (10:52pm)
FropMopYoMamma: *hits (10:53pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i posted this collage from dangerous minds in the puzz ev group on facebook lol (10:53pm)
FropMopYoMamma: AYIAYIAYIAYIAYIA' (10:54pm)
FropMopYoMamma: BRAIN CHIPS (10:54pm)
FropMopYoMamma: ALEXS JONES IS THE NEW FRANCIS E DEC (10:54pm)
FropMopYoMamma: give in and play that song (10:55pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i love that huell sample all slowed down (10:56pm)
Dr. Penny: Huell finally made it to North Korea. (10:57pm)
FropMopYoMamma: he had to be a hoot on the dentist chair (10:57pm)
FropMopYoMamma: prince rama you wrinkled old turd burglars (10:58pm)
FropMopYoMamma: this is like ripping out my nose hair (10:58pm)
FropMopYoMamma: fuck burning man (10:58pm)
FropMopYoMamma: its for faries (10:59pm)
Dr. Penny: It is a pretty cool submarine. (11:03pm)
Dr. Penny: Or he was a vampire hunter. (11:07pm)
vj pussycat: yayayay im going to amoeba! (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: http://bit.ly/WK85DO (11:10pm)
FropMopYoMamma: I loved tha one (11:13pm)
FropMopYoMamma: beatle collage on acid (11:13pm)
FropMopYoMamma: prince rama or night of the hunter (11:15pm)
FropMopYoMamma: killin my high (11:17pm)
vj pussycat: holohuell (11:18pm)
vj pussycat: huellogram (11:18pm)
Dr. Penny: Nose Hair Lint Gland with PSAs helping to protect us all. (11:27pm)
FropMopYoMamma: prince rama you buttheads (11:32pm)
FropMopYoMamma: im about turn this drone off (11:33pm)
FropMopYoMamma: i nodded off (11:33pm)
FropMopYoMamma: great band (11:36pm)
FropMopYoMamma: ive seen the video (11:36pm)
vj pussycat: where? (11:37pm)
FropMopYoMamma: youtube, theres a 3d version too (11:37pm)
vj pussycat: 3d really? (11:38pm)
FropMopYoMamma: look it up (11:38pm)
vj pussycat: found it. thx for the tip! (11:39pm)
FropMopYoMamma: no problem (11:40pm)
FropMopYoMamma: check out Zu (11:40pm)
FropMopYoMamma: zeuhl rules (11:41pm)
FropMopYoMamma: this is a bummer you prick (11:42pm)
vj pussycat: were they talking about zeuhl? (11:44pm)
storytellers: yep time to wrap it rapido boys (12:00am)
storytellers: rapido! (12:00am)
storytellers: rapido! (12:00am)
FropMopYoMamma: worst show ever tonight (12:00am)
FropMopYoMamma: t least im honest (12:00am)
storytellers: sounds like it (12:00am)
storytellers: the truth hurts sometimes (12:01am)
storytellers: do we really care? (12:01am)
FropMopYoMamma: puzz evidence will always be the best\ (12:02am)
storytellers: say good night nhlg!!! (12:02am)
storytellers: puleeeeze! (12:02am)
FropMopYoMamma: over the edgecan be good but obsessive (12:03am)
storytellers: uuugh! (12:03am)
storytellers: was that really necessary (12:03am)
storytellers: we know the ending. (12:04am)
storytellers: unable to remote broadcast nhlg. did you turn eveything over (12:13am)