For a long time, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Dr. Fiasco wanted to invite to the show this Towering Giant of Independent Radio, this Great Philanthropist with an unparalleled and refined musical taste, a Warrior Poet and a Lover. This Genial Thinker and Leader of Disgruntled DJ's.

However, he was not available.

And so in Tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, we will have Juan Rapido instead. Juan Rapido, Radio Valencia's Generalissimo for Life, Supreme Music Critic and a Man Who Makes Male Pattern Baldness Look Good.

See if we don't.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: part of the Juan Percent

Chatroom History
January 30, 2013 10:00pm - 3:13am

Dr. Penny: I love NHLG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (10:10pm)
oh hi dante: so much bizarreness (10:37pm)
oh hi dante: I like it (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: don't play bruce springsteen (10:39pm)
vj pussycat: i spent my summers growing up in short hills (10:42pm)
::::::::: gregg rolie sang "black magic woman" (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: phillipino steve perry is kinda creepy (10:44pm)
vj pussycat: cuz he dresses and acts just like him (10:45pm)
::::::::: punxatawny phillipinose (10:46pm)
::::::::: james watt is next to which? (10:50pm)
Dr. Penny: Is Juan Rapido a Mormon? (10:57pm)
Dr. Penny: yo la tango rocks. (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: oh yo la tengo! now that's so,e good new jersey music! (11:02pm)
vj pussycat: no it wasn't about the theme it was about the structure (11:09pm)
vj pussycat: which a friend designed. and hey, i go for the party and drink the coolaid. just not their coolaid (11:11pm)
vj pussycat: omg someone crop dusted me today (11:30pm)
::::::::: use tire chains to make mountain turns (11:30pm)
Ms. Fable: Storytellers are on strike and will not be performing tonight. We expect to work out our contract and will be back next week (11:55pm)
Karen Carpenter: seriously? (11:55pm)
Ms. Fable: Seriously (11:56pm)
::::::::: i'm the new banktellers (12:03am)
vj pussycat: noooooooooo (12:08am)
vj pussycat: don't you have some o'reilly programming books to read (12:09am)
vj pussycat: this is the best storytellers ever! (12:31am)
vj pussycat: why does don joyce hate nhlg? (12:45am)
vj pussycat: gabby lala (12:50am)
vj pussycat: ok thx. thought i missed something (12:58am)
vj pussycat: those were the days (1:03am)
vj pussycat: where were those ADH shows? (1:04am)
vj pussycat: me and jennalex used to ask questions just to get capurro to put up certain disturbing imagery (1:06am)