The show was caught cutting itself. Writing bad poetry. Listening to Alanis Morrisette. Not changing the oil after 5,000 miles. All the signs.

You've heard it before, not all the pain is visible on the outside. Some of it is in your radio. Or, since the FM transmitter did some bad amps that night during the storm, it's in your laptop. That's right, the crying is coming from inside your laptop. Did you even notice? What kind of monster are you, anyway?

Now Karen ("I'm just not hungry") Carpenter, Bob-Marc ("I don't want to talk about it with you or anyone") The Martian, and Dr. ("Just leave me alone in the dark room with a this half-empty bottle of Gatorade and a loaded Pez dispenser") Fiasco are not making any promises that this is the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, but just wait to see if you miss them when they are gone.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Just a little, but hilarious, fart for help.


Chatroom History
February 20, 2013 10:00pm - 1:30am

vj pussycat: nothing goin on here (10:18pm)
Martian Sisters: we are really old. (10:20pm)
Johnny Cash: I shot a man on the bottom of the sea..... (10:22pm)
Kraken: RELAESE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (10:23pm)
Kraken: I knew the "Voyage to See What's On The Botomm". (10:26pm)
Kraken: ur sztpit. (10:27pm)
Kraken: The Phone (your phone in the studio) is still offff the hook.....busy signal...........no.. (10:28pm)
To Phone: What's on the bottom? (10:29pm)
To Phone: the show cannnot bee dune (10:31pm)
Dr. Penny: nhlg t-shirts, mugs, anal bleaching tools, phone covers, stickers, merit badges, square pegs..... (10:38pm)
Glute: I Do Not. (10:42pm)
Dr. Penny: KROB --- raw (11:25pm)
Awwwwwww: ....WroB. (11:51pm)
storytellers: we don't have telephones (11:56pm)
storytellers: we will be reading cannery row and coloring in the gbush coloring book (11:56pm)
storytellers: also - answer the phone (11:57pm)